The Tim Tracker #55 Yeah

[Orangebird]

They 100% want the EV for the primo parking and no other reason. They are not out there composting, upcycling, reducing, reusing …none of that. We have seen evidence on their counter that they pile up their recycling but everyone does that ( recycling I mean…not piling up garbage on their counters like filthy barn animals). They show 0 signs of being eco conscious in their daily lives….the car is for lazy asses who want close parking and maybe a tax deduction. I think that is why they annoy me so much…they think they are so clever because they have duped a stupid group of gullible people and don’t realize how transparent they are with every choice they make. everything they do is to further their comfort and immediate gratification to escape reality…nothing else.

 

[quietcandy]

Did she sit in the front seat of the Tesla with Tim or the backseat with J?

The beginning has someone filming from the backseat, so the nanny is definitely sitting in front. I cannot believe how ridiculous this is.

 

[Hangininthere]

Surrender the booty............

 

[HiJenn]

"It will be less family content"

Publish a video of them shopping, eating, at the park, ominous lunch, etc

🥱

 

[jwee]

did this bitch cook lettuce

 

[xmasbdaygirl]

Tim didn't want to do this live show, he looks disgusted with her. Can't say I blame him. This is the Jenn show.

 

[Duhlicious]

Is the nanny blonde? That will make Jenn rage eventually when they go out somewhere and someone mistakes J for the Nannys son.

Also... She can drive a go kart just fine. And a golf cart with traffic around her. I wish she'd explain her issue with driving an actual car.

It's really unprofessional for them to be blasting other families in their videos such as the MK video and this one.

 

[xmasbdaygirl]

Wait, so they have a 2 year old and are considering getting a $13,000 couch?

 

[Southpaw33]

They went to the Lovesac store and are contemplating the $13,000 sectional. So relatable.

 

[HereForTheT3a22]

Dim: I need a hernia operation
Ginn (manic): omg I need braces
Dim: yeah

When she announced her need for braces basically making it out to be more serious than Tim’s hernia operation it made my eyes roll back so hard.
She’s absolutely losing her shit that Tim will maybe get more attention than she will

 

[HereForTheT3a22]

Agreed.
This is Jenn's story and no other woman will be allowed top billing in her son's life.

Also, Jenn gets super jealous and Tim has been going through an early mid-life crisis for some time. That doesn't mean he will consider cheating on Jenn, but dudes have roaming eyes and Jenn will notice.

If I was a man and married to Jenn I wouldn’t be able to keep my eyeballs in my head.
Jenn thinks that by keeping Tim’s balls locked securely in the pockets of her flesh colored leggings that she can keep him from having wandering eyes. Unfortunately for Jenn it looks like Tim can look two different directions at once

 

[TawdryT]

Last couple of videos definitely has turned into even more 'acting' for the camera. Jenn is being super obvious about it. It's almost meta parody channel level.

 

[HereForTheT3a22]

OH
MY
FUCKING
GAWD

They sunk to a whole new low in this video. They GO BACK to 4 Flamingos, this time as a family. And they pimp J$ out as “the littlest food critic”. Tim wears his obnoxious fucking sweater and we have to see JennyNoShowers fat fucking face

So this home vlog was filmed yesterday and Jenn has it out today….I am shocked, look at what you are capable of JennyNoShowers when you don’t have to mother your child

LOL they said some other family sitting near them was "difficult". Were they looking in a mirror?

They need to just shut up about pretending they care about covid. They won't eat indoors, but they'll hang out indoors maskless with the chef for a photo op, of course. I live in an area where indoor masking is still a thing and required, so it's weird to see them pretend to be concerned, but then their kid, even in an elevator, is maskless. Stop pretending to be concerned and using that as an excuse for your questionable decisions only when it's convenient!

Her ripped jeans go great with the top she stole from my grandma's closet.
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Ok but I love ripped jeans…just not when gobs of fat are spilling out of them

 

[bakerbetty]

I'll say it again - Nanny Lynn will last about 2 months...

 

[FieldsyUK]

My wife is a professional nanny in the UK and has worked for a lot of very busy professional families (no vloggers though.....). Most families she has been with have been long-term positions; the ones where she hasn't stayed have been where the nanny's position was a vanity role ("we're rich/posh enough to have a nanny for our kid(s)"), the parents were around a lot of the time getting in the way of my wife doing her job/telling her how to do the job, or the house was constantly unbearably untidy despite her best efforts. Do any of these sound familiar?

 

[shaunnaj86]

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Please tell me the Jackson at the end was put there by you?! They serious use their sons name as a hashtag?! If that doesn't show the crazy stans that he is just a money maker to them, I don't know what will do it.

 

[HereForTheT3a22]

Flex and closer EV parking spots. A plug-in hybrid I assume would be allowed to use those same spots but for whatever reason he doesn't want to consider those either. A plug-in Chrysler Pacifica would fit their needs and likely do 90%+ of their trips in EV mode.


Since they have a pretty active Patreon they might already be making more than the Trackers. If you watched them and the Trackers back to back you'd swear OA had been doing this for 10+ years and the Trackers were the noobies.

Exactly this. Tim only wants an EV for those parking spots.

We all know this because whenever he hits the park on a busy day and can’t obtain his prized parking, he BITCHES and MOANS about it

 

[Lankylamb]

Another Yawnfest. Reading Tattle again for Ideas Jenn. Why don't you just post the videos here if you're making them for us.

 

[Southpaw33]

can’t give them shit for the nanny anymore. She’s so good for the kid already. When she’s there he’s outside playing with developmentally appropriate sensory activities (the tote of water with boats and such). When she’s gone…he’s sat at the table in front of the iPad. Again. I bet the nanny even lets him feed himself!

I agree the nanny is the best thing for J. But there is no way I won't give them shit over paying a salary to a full-time nanny to watch J so they can visit theme parks and malls as a giddy childless couple. Is it best for J because they suck? Yes.

 

[Southpaw33]

I am assuming all this surgery stuff an Dim needs to take care etc will be milked to draw the attention away that they weren't gonna actually be picking winners for the give aways in the first place an they will hope that the stans will just forget about it an if its brought up it will be a omgggggg youuuu guyzzzz dim just had surgery, cause we all know this daft cow isn't going take care of picking winners an posting herself

I am picturing Lynn packaging up all these prizes and heading to the PO for them. She's probably also putting up a new garage shelf and was the one who cleaned their pool.