The Tim Tracker #55 Yeah

[Quasimodo]

Have they even considered, for one tiny second, if they want to even pretend to try to lose 15 pounds each, that maybe they shouldn't get fries as their side for every meal? Dim couldn't just have fries, he also had to have fried onion strings on top of his greasy burger (I mean, hey I like fried onion strings too, but I don't need to lose 15 pounds and I don't eat fried food every day).

I mean, how exactly do they think they're going to actually lose weight? Using a vegan meal box service doesn't equal low calories and doesn't cancel out how you eat the rest of the day.

 

[Southpaw33]

Multiple people are asking what's wrong with Tim's eye and is Tim's eye alright... They must be new around here.

Breaking News: Jenn needs braces. We could have told you that years ago, Jenn.

Can you imagine her with braces and pigtails in lives?

 

[chitownzee]

Talking about pimping their kid out and using him....now they're dressing him up.

 

[Hairybaker82]

Forgive my ignorance having never had one nor am I in the medical field, but going out cycling with two hernias and your child strapped to the bike...is this sensible?

 

[peteykirch]

Please tell me the Jackson at the end was put there by you?! They serious use their sons name as a hashtag?! If that doesn't show the crazy stans that he is just a money maker to them, I don't know what will do it.

 

[xmasbdaygirl]

The segment with J$ splashing in the puddles was so staged. Peppa Pig's roller coaster was testing this week and Tim is gearing up for a big #hosted, my kid should be your Peppa Pig spokesmodel, opportunity.

That's a family moment and had absolutely zero place in the video featuring the new fancy restaurant/let's cook soup/our house is trash. I don't even know what to call that video. But IF they were hosted, I'd be pissed that my restaurant was buried in between puddle jumping and a soup meal kit. I don't think they were, I think it was more of a, hey bring back your wife...here's some free dessert or the chef bringing over an extra plate of something for them to try. Otherwise, there would have been a separate video making it clear it's all about Four Flamingos.

 

[WDWUO83]

Thank you for trying! I’m going to try to do a deep dive and find them. I’m running out of shit to hate watch

I highly recommend Yankee in the South. You’ll never be the same

 

[airbusA330]

I love me a good cheeseburger, but I limit myself to no more than two a month. Frickin Tim is having them DAILY. That is so unhealthy, especially because he often adds bacon to them. "Not fatty enough" is his motto.

I finally got in a good gym routine in early 2020, ha figures right? Then of course I gained weight during the pandemic. Many people worldwide did.

But the way these two eat, I’m shocked they’re not bigger tbh. It’s horrific what they eat and the way they eat it. They certainly don’t need to shovel it in, film it, and then scream duhlicious. Absolutely the worst with food reviews adding zero value whatsoever. It’s covering up or compensating for some deep unhappiness.

 

[S. McQueen Light]

I barely watch TTT anymore. I keep up on them here and with FRE with other stuff on social media. I am not huge fan of nannies, but I also get that in some situations it makes sense. With TTT if Jen would look after their son then Tim would be free to do some old school solo content. The channel would be less of a family channel and more of Tim’s coming and goings when the channel was growing more then the current 1k subs a month. Instead, adding a nanny just reveals how Jen wants to be in on the action, which I submit is not good for the channel which is their livelihood.

I think they have convinced themselves that putting their son in daycare would be dangerous even if it makes no logical sense given how much they have traveled with him. It’s not lying but it does reveal how they are rationalizing their lives.

 

[Moonlight666]

This is just a crackpot theory of mine, but I’ve wondered if Jenn and possibly even Tim have some unprocessed trauma related to her mother’s death?

Her mom dying so young and both of them approaching that age may be sending Jenn into this manic spiral she’s in.

So they spend money like there’s no tomorrow and dress and act immaturely because they worry that life is fleeting? They don’t think about the future because a close family member saw death at and early age and they are only “living for today”?

Who knows

As shitty as they are, that situation is so tragic. 39 is so incredibly young.

Possible.... And even understandable... But they have a child and responsibilities that come with it... You cannot "Yolo" Like there is no tomorrow

 

[Alittledisney]

Also, don't forget to add that Dim ALWAYS seems to try the same foods that he said in previous years that he does not like. For whatever reason, he buys it again, thinking that Disney changed it up, and Dim ends up not liking it, again. Such an idiot.

That is their entire work ethic summarized. They can't change or evolve. "I didn't like it last year, let's see what I think this year. Nope, still don't Iike it." Amazing. It's like an anthropological study of stupidity.

 

[Jen237]

Why can’t they eat together as a family without the iPad ? And the whole we try to limit the amount of time he spends on the device BS…sure Jenn .
And the whole staged goodnight routine thing with Tim holding Jackprop like a trained monkey saying ni night and I like love you is just getting old. Jenn tuck your prop into bed like his mother should . FFS be his parent too

 

[mmc2020]

Do you think they both come on here to read?

Gin looks at Dim "look babe, they said this about us. Isn't it ridiculous?!"

They both laugh. Gin clearly pretending it doesn't matter. But it does. Dim laughing to appease his wife but cries on the inside

I definitely do because topics we discuss often end up being addressed by them (usually packed into a home vlog). Take the last one for example. In the first half they covered:

- Mentions wanting to give J$ new foods
- Mentions adding fruit to his dinner (never shows fruit)
- Mentions editing and uploading a video the day after their first staycation of 2022
- Mention trying to limit screen time and how J$ uses it for educational games
- They eat dinner at a normal hour with J at the table

 

[Quasimodo]

Feeding him like a baby again while he stares blankly at a screen. Maybe take the screen away so he focuses on feeding himself, you turds.

"He's just not into eating vegetables." JennyCaterpillarKiller says about her miracle child. Gee, wonder why.

She made such a big deal about getting a salad spinner but she also got an immersion blender.

Does tagging Richard count as saying they were hosted?

 

[Quasimodo]

You have to wonder what exactly does Ginn offer as a partner? I guess since he loves greasy food, he finds her greasy unshowered look appealing, but besides that, what else is she good for? There's something sick about people like Dim who find it appealing to be in a relationship with someone who is so incompetent at every aspect of life. Either he gets off on the power of being the only halfway functioning adult in the household, or he's just a simp who enables her to wallow in her dysfunctional behavior and attitude, instead of pushing her to help herself. On top of that, he's a shitty parent for putting her wants and needs (and his) above their son's. Getting a nanny doesn't solve their problems, it just continues pushing their toxicity and dysfunction further back into their cluttered closet/office/garage of unresolved baggage.

 

[Orangebird]

Amazing wax figure they change outfits on or does he just do this exact pose every time?
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That’s his pose. I went the week it opened and went back and looked at my photo…(cropped myself out ) and look …same one! me and my daughter ate the swordfish it was amazing. Also he poses with anyone even a nobody like me so they aren’t special. They really should be held accountable to be honest about this. Either you were hosted it you weren’t. This “invited out” nonsense is not clear and not acceptable.

 

[peteykirch]

Ooof, the lighting in their newest vlog is a disaster.

Then again it does put Ginn in the dark for the most part.

Remember, Ginn doesn't drink anymore.

Was Dim #hosted?

He whipped out the Gucci Sweater and his fancy hamburger buttondown.

 

[HereForTheT3a22]

What are the odds that the media rep from Four Flamingos saw Tim’s video and contacted him and said something along the lines of “we saw the content you produced and we were disappointed. Since you don’t eat seafood and wouldn’t even attempt to try any of the dishes that were seafood based, you really did a disservice to the restaurant. We would request that you come back with your bloated carcass erm I mean wife and showcase the dishes that you refused to try.”

So am I the only one that was disgusted when she told her child not to come climb on her because he’s too rough for her? he’s two you dumb bitch it’s not like he’s a 150 pound teenage boy that tackled you out in the backyard playing football
She wants no part of being a mother to this child and it is very painfully obvious
The only excuse to not roughhouse with your own kid is if you’re pregnant
Honestly I think that we should quit with the “she doesn’t drink” jokes because obviously she doesn’t say that anymore she hasn’t said that for a long time and she does drink

It’s funny you brought that up. I was just about to say something about it. As she said that, my 6 year old caning running screaming “KAMIKAZZZEEEE” and launched himself onto me. She really is the laziest piece of shit

 

[2020planner]

Holy fuck. Did she just say they're not eating indoors right now?!?!?!?

OMG. I want to punch her fucking face.

 

[dingdangdong]

Does anyone think the new schtick of “here, watch us go out to eat while I cook up dinner and we’ll meet back here after!” is weird?