The Tim Tracker #33 Two dinners, four strollers, and no media passes

[Olivias1701]

Can someone please explain to me what in the actual duck was their last home vlog? How high were they good lord.

also Jenn thanks for admitting you go to bed at 2am every night while poor Tim wakes up at 6am with your child. She’s such a waste.

She’s too busy on her phone playing games (blocking people).

To be fair why does Tim stay up so late as well knowing he will be up at 6?! They are both idiots.

And lazy idiots at that if one of them is awake 18 hours a day and still cannot manage to fix that shelf.

 

[2020planner]

She’s too busy on her phone playing games (blocking people).

To be fair why does Tim stay up so late as well knowing he will be up at 6?! They are both idiots.

And lazy idiots at that if one of them is awake 18 hours a day and still cannot manage to fix that shelf.

She probably MAKES him stay up late with her to watch tit on Disney+.

 

[Lankylamb]

Disney Cruise Line have emailed everyone booked on a cruise with details of the new procedures.

Should we expect a video from Dim and Ginn reading off an email and still getting it all wrong?

 

[Blessyourheart]

They still want live like they don’t have a toddler. It’s immature behavior. Your life changes when you have another human to raise- that’s the bottom line. Not only did they not change their lifestyle to fit J$- they dramatically shifted to live a life that is the least supportive of him. They didn’t go on a million staycations before he came. They don’t live in reality. They are avoiding being adults at all costs.
And yes Dim we see your tiny performer can say 2 more words- still months behind where he should be because you two are children yourselves.

 

[Regina Phelange]

She’s too busy on her phone playing games (blocking people).

To be fair why does Tim stay up so late as well knowing he will be up at 6?! They are both idiots.

And lazy idiots at that if one of them is awake 18 hours a day and still cannot manage to fix that shelf.

They are awake 18+ hours a day yet accomplish NOTHING

they don’t possess critical thinking skills or common sense. Every video “we were going to do it BUT (fill in the blank)” it’s SO cringe.

and Jenn saying she doesn’t understand how generations are named or tic Toc humor- yes Jenn we know you don’t understand anything because you’re an idiot glued to real housewives 13 hours a day.

They still want live like they don’t have a toddler. It’s immature behavior. Your life changes when you have another human to raise- that’s the bottom line. Not only did they not change their lifestyle to fit J$- they dramatically shifted to live a life that is the least supportive of him. They didn’t go on a million staycations before he came. They don’t live in reality. They are avoiding being adults at all costs.
And yes Dim we see your tiny performer can say 2 more words- still months behind where he should be because you two are children yourselves.

Tim at least tries. I’m convinced Jenn does nothing. Yet she somehow deserved her own personal Grand Floridian suite to watch the fireworks.

 

[Southpaw33]

I mean, if she is up till 2am, then you can understand why she is in bed till 10 or 11am, guyz. So imagine if this is the case, she gets up and eats her breakfast after Tim has already been up with J for hours, then they either leave for a park or Jackson goes down for a nap again? Imagine how if they go to a park and she says "oh we have to leave for J's nap and can't do X," she is basically saying she couldn't have just stayed home with him after sleeping all morning so Tim could film or she can't wrangle J in the park to get him to nap so they can stay. Instead she is happy to go so he can nap for hours at home again while she does? Then Tim does the bath and bedtime stuff, too? Wtf? This can't be right, can it?!

 

[HereForTheT3a22]

I mean, if she is up till 2am, then you can understand why she is in bed till 10 or 11am, guyz. So imagine if this is the case, she gets up and eats her breakfast after Tim has already been up with J for hours, then they either leave for a park or Jackson goes down for a nap again? Imagine how if they go to a park and she says "oh we have to leave for J's nap and can't do X," she is basically saying she couldn't have just stayed home with him after sleeping all morning so Tim could film or she can't wrangle J in the park to get him to nap so they can stay. Instead she is happy to go so he can nap for hours at home again while she does? Then Tim does the bath and bedtime stuff, too? Wtf? This can't be right, can it?!

It’s honestly shocking. It seems she has ZERO qualms with appearing as the lazy/bad parent. Anyone with even one eyeball can tell that Tim does EVERYTHING for Baby J. The only thing Jenn does is project her insecurities and issues onto the kid.

 

[Lankylamb]

Why does she order meal boxes for things Timmy doesn't like? Is it because they are the easiest to make?

 

[Southpaw33]

Also, why again did they tell us how J and Tim watched 4 seasons of a show together that he really loves, and Jenn seemed totally clueless about the characters or really how much they have watched. She never watches anything with him, does she? So is this what he does while she sleeps in every morning? When is this happening that she has no clue about it. She also doesn't know a lot of other things about how he plays with toys or books, that Tim knows. Really strange.

 

[Lankylamb]

What are the chances of them booking the on the first cruise coming up on August 9th? There are still places available. I bet they are tempted.

 

[Ryan12]

Also, why again did they tell us how J and Tim watched 4 seasons of a show together that he really loves, and Jenn seemed totally clueless about the characters or really how much they have watched. She never watches anything with him, does she? So is this what he does while she sleeps in every morning? When is this happening that she has no clue about it. She also doesn't know a lot of other things about how he plays with toys or books, that Tim knows. Really strange.

It’s sad, not strange.

It’s clear that the kid is Tim’s and she was just there to give birth. Gotta be an agreement between them that all she had to do was pop out a kid and she could live a life of lounging and “luxury” like she’s some 15th century Queen, while Tim and the help (if there actually is any) raise the kid.

If that is the arrangement, that’s fine - it’s between themselves, although the kid gets shafted. But quit with the act for the camera, you aren’t a good enough actress.

 

[ShannonLondon]

Tim is out most days but has to get up at the crack of dawn with Jackson because Jen sits on her phone in bed till 2? She's a bloody stay at home mum! Wtf

 

[Rat a tat tat]

Tim had Jackson like a preforming monkey getting him to say the words it was probably the most edited piece Jenn did for the video.... Tim there filming trying to get the kid to say the words and I'll bet it was one eternity later he said them!

 

[saraaaah90]

Kind of sad that the only way they can tolerate each other is to take a drag

 

[scopeyscope]

Kind of sad that the only way they can tolerate each other is to take a drag

If that’s what works for their marriage than that’s what works. Everyone has their own methods. Better than them screaming at each other in front of the kid

 

[2020planner]

I mean, if she is up till 2am, then you can understand why she is in bed till 10 or 11am, guyz. So imagine if this is the case, she gets up and eats her breakfast after Tim has already been up with J for hours, then they either leave for a park or Jackson goes down for a nap again? Imagine how if they go to a park and she says "oh we have to leave for J's nap and can't do X," she is basically saying she couldn't have just stayed home with him after sleeping all morning so Tim could film or she can't wrangle J in the park to get him to nap so they can stay. Instead she is happy to go so he can nap for hours at home again while she does? Then Tim does the bath and bedtime stuff, too? Wtf? This can't be right, can it?!

Yeah, isn't it so unproductive? So basically she tells Tim he can't go to the parks without her and J. so Tim and J. have to sit around pretty much all morning waiting for her ass to roll out of bed, then eat, then get dressed, etc., and THEN they can leave.

No wonder they show up around lunchtime most days at the parks. 'Cuz it sure as hell obviously isn't Tim or J. keeping them from leaving early in the a.m. to get there.

 

[Jjjg]

What are the chances of them booking the on the first cruise coming up on August 9th? There are still places available. I bet they are tempted.

Idk if they would risk being on a "media" cruise. Imagine them with Dev on a ship.

 

[travesty]

Yeah, isn't it so unproductive? So basically she tells Tim he can't go to the parks without her and J. so Tim and J. have to sit around pretty much all morning waiting for her ass to roll out of bed, then eat, then get dressed, etc., and THEN they can leave.

No wonder they show up around lunchtime most days at the parks. 'Cuz it sure as hell obviously isn't Tim or J. keeping them from leaving early in the a.m. to get there.

Yea, IIRC Tim used to get to the parks early when they first opened, did he not?

 

[peteykirch]

Yea, IIRC Tim used to get to the parks early when they first opened, did he not?

Not really...if it opened at 8 he was there between 10-11.

Look up the video of them failing to rope drop Animal Kingdom to do Pandora things.

 

[Lankylamb]

Not really...if it opened at 8 he was there between 10-11.

Look up the video of them failing to rope drop Animal Kingdom to do Pandora things.

Just looked that video up, holy crap they did just a tit job with that new area. What a pair of BOZOS