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They said Tim would be in California for another week. I guess he has the two races and the Oogie Boogie Bash. I assume he'll also be trekking up to Universal again for HHN.
I honestly don’t think Tim will be walking that well on the Monday after the Sunday race.
With his current bod shape, no race training or preparation and running/walking 19.3 miles (10K = 6.2 (Sat) & half marathon = 13.1 (Sun)) within a 29 hour period he will be in a lot of hurt!

What’s this about a baby toe?
How did it get injured?
 
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I honestly don’t think Tim will be walking that well on the Monday after the Sunday race.
With his current bod shape, no race training or preparation and running/walking 19.3 miles (10K = 6.2 (Sat) & half marathon = 13.1 (Sun)) within a 29 hour period he will be in a lot of hurt!

What’s this about a baby toe?
How did it get injured?
I keep waiting for him to get sick with D23 COVID and having to cancel as a result of that but I guess he's passed the incubation stage now since he got back last week. I used to have maybe a smidgen of more respect for him versus her but these two back to back trips show that they are one in the same she's just usually more obvious about hating their kids.
 
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I honestly don’t think Tim will be walking that well on the Monday after the Sunday race.
With his current bod shape, no race training or preparation and running/walking 19.3 miles (10K = 6.2 (Sat) & half marathon = 13.1 (Sun)) within a 29 hour period he will be in a lot of hurt!

What’s this about a baby toe?
How did it get injured?
He got up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom (shocker) and stubbed his toe on the bed.
 
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You know you're lazy when you can't warm your toilet seat with your own damn ample a.
 
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Honestly, I was shocked when she was complaining about it being cold in summer in Florida. This is the same person who complains about their house being hot all the time.
I live in the northeast and having to get up in the middle of the night, in the winter, when the heat hasn't been on for a few hours and sit on a cold toilet seat isn't fun, but it isn't life-threatening. But I also don't eat my own weight in crappy food every day, so my time spent on that seat is probably a fraction of hers.

I'm assuming when they travel with the nanny, she has to pre-warm Jenn's toilet seat.
 
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Yeah why is he going back to Cali for a race when they do plenty of races at WDW? He was just there?
🙋‍♀️ it is the Inaugural DL Halloween Half Marathon weekend. He is registered for the first Chill ‘n Thrill Challenge.

And we know how Tim has to do the FIRST of everything he can!
ie. First cruise to Lighthouse Point, first sailing on the DCL Treasure, Budley had to have the first haircut appointment when MK’s Harmony Barbershop reopened after Covid. (technically three children were having their hair cut simultaneously. AND it was not Budley’s first haircut. Even though THEY were trying to sell it as such), etc.
 
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🙋‍♀️ it is the Inaugural DL Halloween Half Marathon weekend. He is registered for the first Chill ‘n Thrill Challenge.

And we know how Tim has to do the FIRST of everything he can!
ie. First cruise to Lighthouse Point, first sailing on the DCL Treasure, Budley had to have the first haircut appointment when MK’s Harmony Barbershop reopened after Covid. (technically three children were having their hair cut simultaneously. AND it was not Budley’s first haircut. Even though THEY were trying to sell it as such), etc.
He is never actually first though so I don’t see how we should believe he will complete the race this year. 😂
 
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I cannot wait to see how they spin how "hard working" Jenn is when she officially does absolutely nothing now.

The notion that they have "weekly meetings" is f*cking hysterical. They still can't figure out how to start their Live Vids all these years later.
 
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He is never actually first though so I don’t see how we should believe he will complete the race this year. 😂
No, when it comes to a race Tim will never finish first.

My predictions:

Tim will finish the 10K within the 1:39:12 maximum time.

He will get swept in the Half Marathon as the balloon ladies will pass him (3:29:36 maximum time)

Tim will receive the 10K & Half Marathon medals (with RunDisney one still gets it even if they don’t finish) but NOT the Chill ‘n Thrill Challenge medal cause he didn’t officially finish the half marathon.
 
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Tim gets Woo to throw a sabotaging banana peel in front of him in the first ten seconds of the race, then does the same for Woo.
 
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Tim will also not have Nick there to motivate him during the race and instead will be running with Adam the Woo who has very recently said he doesn’t really want to do the half marathon anymore and just plans to “walk fast.” I don’t see either one of them finishing. I don’t think they know what they are in for.
 
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Tim will also not have Nick there to motivate him during the race and instead will be running with Adam the Woo who has very recently said he doesn’t really want to do the half marathon anymore and just plans to “walk fast.” I don’t see either one of them finishing. I don’t think they know what they are in for.
I don’t think either of them are prepared for 13 miles. Tim said that he ran 3 miles that morning. That is nowhere near a half marathon. He is not prepared. I hope they have a lot of porta potties set up along the way. He is gonna need them.
Here’s my prediction, not only will they not finish they’ll end up stopping at every character stop and end up saying that that was really what it was about, not actually finishing
 
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I don’t think either of them are prepared for 13 miles. Tim said that he ran 3 miles that morning. That is nowhere near a half marathon. He is not prepared. I hope they have a lot of porta potties set up along the way. He is gonna need them.
Here’s my prediction, not only will they not finish they’ll end up stopping at every character stop and end up saying that that was really what it was about, not actually finishing
Probably some lame comment about getting caught up in the journey.

So really gross thought about the heated toilet. Perhaps they bought it as a hot plate since they love to eat their meals in there. Seriously though, these people are just really weird when it comes to bathroom and bathroom talk in general.
 
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I live in one of the coldest states in the US and I have never seen a heated toilet seat.
 
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I much rather have heated floors than a heated toilet seat. Not right now though because it felt like 112F yesterday, which was just gross.
 
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If Tim can't understand "Ground Transportation" signs how do you expect him to understand "Restroom" signage? And seriously, he had to pee just from riding from Universal to LAX. Is he ever going to get that checked out with a doctor?

I see Tim splurged for First Class on the way home. I guess it's not just Jen who likes wasting money for stupid things.
He couldn’t do Business class? It had to be First Class?
 
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I live in one of the coldest states in the US and I have never seen a heated toilet seat.
I priced them on Amazon just because I was curious and it was a slightly cheaper flex or them than I thought (average was like in the $130-140 range). I know they are a thing in Japan and I wonder if someone got FOMO over Japanese bathrooms when they went there. Wouldn't be that surprised.

I do think she tries but there’s just too much cuntiness there to make any difference…you can tell from the face alone exactly how insufferable she is.
Yeah she looks insufferable even before opening her mouth. And the rumored feeling with the O make her look way older than early 30s. I do think that MC in general has gotten a little monotonous which is why I don't watch is regularly unless there's something interesting they're highlighting way to many rock paper, scissors dinners. Better put together than the Trackers but still insufferable. I probably prefer OA out of the lot as a whole since they don't come off near as annoying to me.
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He couldn’t do Business class? It had to be First Class?
Prepare ship for cunticere solo cruise in 3....2...1....
 
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