The Tim Tracker #187 BAM! so much content!

[Quasimodo]

Ugggghhhh, why doesn't she realize how bleeping unnatural it is to keep calling your nearly 18-month-old Da Baby when you refer to everyone else by their names? It's so bleeping weird. Ugh.

I can't imagine even referring to only one of my two cats as "Da Cat" while calling the other one by their name.

 

[scopeyscope]

In the poodcast he was saying he's going to run the first 3 miles and walk the other 3 miles. And he said with all the races he's doing he basically will have "run a marathon". Um, that's not how it works. Don't go calling yourself a marathoner dude.

His bits are going to hurt so much from all the chafing and bouncing.

Wait, I thought he was doing a half marathon not a 5K is he seriously going to California for 5K? Because that’s ridiculous.

 

[Quasimodo]

So if they'd hired an editor, why didn't the editor do something about Ginn's MNSSHP for her so it could have been uploaded in a more timely manner? Oh wait, Ginn used the "sound issue" as yet another excuse for being a useless lump of lard and taking several days to upload a single voog.

It would make sense if the editor(s) are the nanny and also likely Manservant Mike (who they'll always pretend doesn't exist regardless of how involved he is) because I guess if you're spending that much time with such dysfunctional people anyway then Ginn is going to be less possessive or worried about the editor judging what they see on all the footage. Especially since both the nanny and Mikey were both on that infamous cruise with them.

Wait, I thought he was doing a half marathon not a 5K is he seriously going to California for 5K? Because that’s ridiculous.

I think he's doing at least a 10K, maybe also a 5K? I assume he'd be doing more than one race if he's bothering to go all the way to CA to speed-waddle. Maybe he is doing the half marathon but I don't know why he was talking about running 3 miles and walking 3 miles. I have to admit all the running talk from both Dim and on here usually bores me out of my mind so I don't pay as much attention to his endless talking about the running.

 

[TawdryT]

It's odd but it almost seems like Oliver is outpacing his brother. He definitely has making fun of him down while they were in the kitchen
Stop trying to make affection happen Bojos, we know your interactions are weird off camera, too.
Dimster Brimley should just get himself a catheter, I'm sure they'll sponsor him.
I am wondering about a trial separation or something. tit's weird. Weirder than normal.
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Oh, and the comments are really bot weird. There are also only like 40 ish comments showing out of 193 for me. Odd. Would love to see the real comments.

 

[mjm9]

Wait, I thought he was doing a half marathon not a 5K is he seriously going to California for 5K? Because that’s ridiculous.

Tim registered for the Chill ‘n Thrill Challenge.
Cost: $440
Sat. Sept 7: 10K (6.2 miles)
Sun. Sept. 8: Half Marathon (13.1 miles)


Both races start at 5 a.m. PST, on their respective days.

 

[Bungalo]

Ugggghhhh, why doesn't she realize how bleeping unnatural it is to keep calling your nearly 18-month-old Da Baby when you refer to everyone else by their names? It's so bleeping weird. Ugh.
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I can't imagine even referring to only one of my two cats as "Da Cat" while calling the other one by their name.

Yes I am so fed up with that. We know they read, you would have thought by now they would have reflected upon it and tried to phase “da baby” out and phase “Oliver” in by now. I could only conceivably imagine most people referring to a baby as “the baby” before it is born.

 

[Quasimodo]

And people have names for a reason, we are not objects (although she easily refers to Charlie Da Golf Cart by his name affectionately). You’d think as a parent you would be eager and grateful to be able to have a child and call them by the name you picked out for them. Maybe she should have named him Sushirrito, she was more into chowing down on that and giving a review of it while Da Baby was in the NICU.

Also some stan mentioned in the live show (the one where she commanded Dim to go get Da Baby because her own a is too lazy) that her baby was in the NICU too and Ginn just talked about Da Baby’s NICU “stay” like she could barely even remember the details or understand the gravity of the situation, which is even more of a side-eye considering she’s supposed to pretend to have anxiety. She sure is nonchalant about a whole lot of things for someone who is supposed to be anxious. There really is something wrong with her.

Unrelated but back to the “we’re awkward AF when picking each other up because oh no whistles and people yelling at us to keep moving!” I don’t recall it being crazy hectic or whistles blowing when Dimmy picked her up at the cruise terminal and yet all they did was have their cameras “kiss” while leisurely taking their time to continue filming before getting in the car where the witch demanded where her coffee was.

 

[xmasbdaygirl]

My two cents about her never speaking his name out loud: she should have never used her girl name for him. She could have named him any name that didn’t start with Olive. Oliver is just a constant reminder that there won’t be an Olive.

The lady across the street from me has a son who is a couple of weeks older than J$. Her second son is about 2 months older than Da Baby. Baby Boy number 3 is due in October. She’s going to keep trying until she gets her girl. There’s going to be 50 kids over there.

 

[Den333]

Jenn telling Tim he has weird toes! Tim said nothing about Jenn's

 

[scopeyscope]

Jenn telling Tim he has weird toes! Tim said nothing about Jenn's

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She’s always been a witch to him. I have to say I think his look here may be directed to Tattle bec he knows people here talk about HER toes

 

[peteykirch]

So I can do my best Dim Tracker impersonation today and attempt to use my virtual queue spot at like 7 pm today?

 

[Dillon21]

My two cents about her never speaking his name out loud: she should have never used her girl name for him. She could have named him any name that didn’t start with Olive. Oliver is just a constant reminder that there won’t be an Olive.

The lady across the street from me has a son who is a couple of weeks older than J$. Her second son is about 2 months older than Da Baby. Baby Boy number 3 is due in October. She’s going to keep trying until she gets her girl. There’s going to be 50 kids over there.

I remember in H.S. She was the youngest out of 12 kids and the only girl. I am sure I was not the only one who joked with her saying her parents did not give up until they got a girl. To be fair she came from an old school farming family were more kids meant more hands to help on the farm.

She used to complain that no boys wanted to date her as when they found out she has 11 older brothers (and the older 3 or 4 were so much older that they had their own families when I met her) that she never got a date in HS. She was very sweet young lady.

 

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[Mopsy75]

here is a quick recap:

Taking care of the 2 miracle children - Jenn doesn't do that
Cleaning the house - Jenn doesn't do that
Cooking a decent meal - Jenn doesn't do that
Driving - Jenn doesn't do that
Editing - Jenn doesn't do that
The list is endless and keeps growing daily.

What Jenn is good at doing - FOMO'g

and no I'm not a jealous hater and I am not set for life but I do know that my children are happy and healthy, my hubby is happy and healthy and
I wouldn't trade my life for anything in the world. Don't think Jenn or Timmy for that matter can say that.

 

[Quasimodo]

My two cents about her never speaking his name out loud: she should have never used her girl name for him. She could have named him any name that didn’t start with Olive. Oliver is just a constant reminder that there won’t be an Olive.

The lady across the street from me has a son who is a couple of weeks older than J$. Her second son is about 2 months older than Da Baby. Baby Boy number 3 is due in October. She’s going to keep trying until she gets her girl. There’s going to be 50 kids over there.

Ugh I know a couple of friends from college like your neighbor. They both popped out 3 sons in a row in less than 5 years. One of them finally stopped after the 3 sons (her husband is an older very rich guy and she also has 2 teenage stepsons) and the other finally got a girl on the 4th try and her name is exactly like her mom’s except one letter different (yay narcissism).

They also both happen to be the type to keep getting professional family photoshoots done like every two weeks and nonstop posting those pics on social media while gushing about their husbands and children all in matching outfits. It’s…. a bit much. Like calm down Betty no one’s trying to steal your fugly husband and no one’s jealous of your leaky bladder from popping out half a traveling family band.

 

[Orangebird]

There's a new video up.

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except gorillas are cute.

 

[Quasimodo]

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except gorillas are cute.

And far more intelligent!

 

[CoolWhip]

Ugh I know a couple of friends from college like your neighbor. They both popped out 3 sons in a row in less than 5 years. One of them finally stopped after the 3 sons (her husband is an older very rich guy and she also has 2 teenage stepsons) and the other finally got a girl on the 4th try and her name is exactly like her mom’s except one letter different (yay narcissism).

They also both happen to be the type to keep getting professional family photoshoots done like every two weeks and nonstop posting those pics on social media while gushing about their husbands and children all in matching outfits. It’s…. a bit much. Like calm down Betty no one’s trying to steal your fugly husband and no one’s jealous of your leaky bladder from popping out half a traveling family band.

I have had several coworkers like that. My latest is the coworker who has 2 sons and did IVF to have a girl for their third and final child. After the birth of the girl the husband got a vasectomy.

 

[bumpire]

 

[Artoo Detoo]

I'm sure business person eats business lunchies with shrimpies....both of them fail at parenting. It sort of bothers me Dim doesn't get as much flack when he's just as bad as she is. I get he does more but these California trips really have pissed me off. I sort of get D23 because it's an actual business trip but to go "running" a couple a weeks later when he knows his wife can barely put on today's pair of greaseralls let alone function as an adult with two small children. I really could less about how Jenn fairs alone but it's appalling leaving the boys alone for that long especially Oliver who is still really, really young and is more likely to be maligned by her now that he's getting mobile and she's stupidly playing with him with inappropriate toys.

is taking rolling out of bed looking like he is eating out of the Disney dumper cues from Jenn. Jesus man, you're in your thirties...
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Why is Nick with a Jawa? I think he's waiting to get sucked into the sand crawler