The Tim Tracker #187 BAM! so much content!

[xmasbdaygirl]

In the first minute and a half there are probably 6 cuts. They couldn't do an introduction in one take?

And Jenn is looking at Tim for reassurance when she's describing how he doesn't drink.

This is gross. Like really gross.

And Jenn says---"This reminds me of Uncle Orville" (from Carousel of Progress) to which Tim replies "No respect" What the actual fuck Tim? You need to just cancel your AP. You have just proven that you have absolutely no idea about Disney Parks. It's "No privacy at all around this place". What a fucking loser.

Also, no chance she's pregnant. In a hot tub. Drinking both wine and beer. Praise be.

They're in the tub together. I'm out.

Because I saw it, you all have to see it too. This should have been an insta reel. A 2 minute with music playing and words on the screen thing. Not this. Repulsed is an understatement.

I would literally die if this was how I was portrayed on the internet. I don't care if it brought me $50 million. I would be mortified.

 

[Quasimodo]

Congrats to @CoolWhip for the thread title!

Recap: I finished binge watching the second season of the House of the Dragon. Oh you want a recap of the Bojos? Nothing. Nothing happened. They epically failed at #doublecontent (like everyone except them knew they would), she uploaded a single voog about her first (of 2 already... in August...) MNSSHP attendance where she proceeded to eat enough for an entire family of 4. Oh yeah, the family she forgot she has. Woof. #wholetthedogsout

We finally got the please-don't-bother-who-fucking-cares review of the Rivian almost a year after they bought it... from the Facebook marketplace because what Dimmy wants NOW Dimmy gets!

After everyone and their mom has already read/seen D23 news, they've started to release feature-film length voogs where Dimmy fingers merchandise, looks like a dragon-roasted White Walker (sorry, still in HotD land), and waddles around mispronouncing Swarovski as "sworski". Meanwhile I'm sure Ginn is sworskiing that she'll actually contribute something to the Ft Pampers household besides Chipotle farts now that Dim is back. We have yet to suffer through yet another monster truck voog, a "Ginn is a martyr" voog, even more D23 torture, yet another MNSSHP party with special guest Tricky Dicky who refers to adopting his child as "we got you from Colombia" like a sale at the Disney outlet store, and Budley supposedly has started his first week of school. Da Baby who??

 

[airbusA330]

TTT #188: Jenn, you’re fired.

 

[xmasbdaygirl]

Doesn't everyone remember the absolute disaster that the bathroom project at the Sanford house was? There is no way that Tim would be successful at any construction job.

I really wish that Dick would stop referring to Eithan as his "adopted son" or the kid we "got from Columbia". It makes me cringe when he posts Dad and Son day at Universal with Luke. I can't say for certain but he really comes across as treated those two kids differently. It's one thing to keep the Colombian heritage as an important part of your family, it's another thing to mention 9000 times that he's your adopted kid and HE is from Columbia. He's your family now, therefore, your entire family should incorporate Columbian traditions and customs because YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY has ties to Columbia now. That kid is going to have a real inferiority complex.

 

[Southpaw33]

I showed my husband the screenshots and his facial reaction was hilarious. The gift that keeps on giving.


The Tim Tracker #188 The World is Our Beer Bath

 

[larrybluebird]

All this time we were worried Jenn might be pregnant. But maybe it’s Tim we should be worried about. Baby #3?:

Also, Jenn got into the same tub as Tim. Then proceeded to tell us how she was taking the water from the tub and rubbing it all over her face:

That must be very good for your skin. A delightful marinade of hops, barley, yeast, sweat, vagina, penis, balls, ass, armpits, and bacteria.

No doubt something was fermenting in that tank after 45 minutes of them brewing their bodies…

 

[quietcandy]

What Jenn thinks she looks like:

What Jenn actually looks like:

 

[Quasimodo]

This bitch is fucking pathetic (I haven't even watched the voog yet). Beyond pathetic. She doesn't have anxiety, she's just LAZY and a coddled fucking bitch. I'm solo and trying to manage a fulltime job, my clingy cats, the bills, my chores, my health issues, and trying to get a plumber out to replace my water heater (which ain't cheap but I can afford it comfortably) for the past fucking few weeks while juggling all the other stuff (as well as making it to appointments and social obligations) while having anxiety every day by default (without crying about it nonstop like Dicky #blessed). She's seriously beyond useless and unnecessary on this planet.

Also she shouldn't be talking on the phone so much anyway while driving if she's so fucking anxious. Bitch GROW THE FUCK UP and face reality.

 

[xmasbdaygirl]

Checking out Tattle on a Saturday morning and seeing tubby Timmy titties was not on my bingo card.

But wait...there's more. Some other random screen shots I took.

First---does Tim shave his underarms?

Why in the ever-lovin universe would you allow these images of yourselves to be on the internet?

This entire video is an absolute disaster. Where are all the "my kids looooove Tim Tracker" people? Is this really something you want your kids watching?

 

[MonPaul377]

Whenever I see Ginn wearing that ugly, UGLY outfit…. I think of this immediately

 

[GreenIsNotACreativeColor]

I haven't watched the Beer Spa Vid, but they seem to have crossed over into kink/ThisVid territory. So wholesome.

I don't know if these other things exist, but how about a visit to:

Orlando Chocolate Mud Bath. Tim and Jenn bring a spoon and eat their way out of a giant tub of chocolate mousse.

Kissimmee Corn Dog Massage. Tim and Jenn and the Hot Dog Guy are slapped in the face with hot, oily corn dogs.

Winter Garden Wine Mom Soak: Jinn and a mystery mom friend bring a glass and take a relaxing soak in a cold plunge pool filled with wine.

The Tim Tracker #188: We don't drink, we just bathe in beer.

 

[xmasbdaygirl]

Yep. She tries to explain that she only had a small radius where she felt comfortable to drive, like only as far as two stoplights. Publix and one of their favorite restaurants were within the safety zone. So it was stressful to drive so far to the school. Also, no surprise that Publix and a restaurant are worth the anxiety of driving for her.

Initially I though that maybe the nanny wasn't available because she might have gone back to school, but then Jen said it was her and Tim's MNSSHP night so I guess the nanny was working that night instead. I am a bit surprised they didn't make the nanny drive Jackson to school and then come back at later night.

Overall just a waste of time. A bunch of complaining about how busy she was and how much editing she had to do, with no mention of all that cleaning and de-cluttering she was supposed to do. Oh, and there was a ton of Oliver footage. I guess when all else fails, throw in some child exploitation to make a few bucks.

Small radius? The school is--and I just checked--5.6 miles from their house. She can't drive 5.6 miles? She's 40 years old.

I've asked this question before---what if there was an emergency? J$ got hurt/sick at school? What if something happened during the night and they had to go to the emergency room? With two little kids, that's not an unheard of thing.

It should have been illegal for that woman to reproduce. She needs to get some real, actual help.

I'm just watching now---I would be mortified if some other person had to drive me to pick up my husband (late) at the airport 20 minutes away. Mortified. Tim texted he's landed and she's wandering around the house looking for her wallet? Yapping to the fucking camera? Why isn't your shit ready? It's not a surprise that he's coming home. My ass would have been in the cell phone lot waiting at the time the flight was supposed to land. But I'm not a worthless piece of shit.

Why does is that kid walking around with the pacifier? At that age, the pacifier should be for naps and bedtime. You don't ask your kid 500 questions and ask him to answer with a fucking pacifier in his mouth. This woman sucks.

 

[xmasbdaygirl]

I think that Tim, specifically, is where anyone else would be doing the same job for the last 10-15 years. Someone who works for the same company doing the exact same role for that amount of time is unheard of. You move up the ladder, you get different responsibilities, move to another location....something would be different. It's not for Tim.

Add to that--he doesn't have a marriage. A marriage is a partnership. No marriage is perfect. Every marriage has issues in some way, shape or form. But you have a partner who supports you. Someone who helps you out when you need it--physically and emotionally. Someone who picks up the slack. Tim doesn't have that.

Top it off with, while we've all said that Tim was the one who wanted kids, Tim was the one who (likely) compromised with Jenn that he'd do most of the work, Tim did not get what he signed up for. Yes, he most certainly made his own bed, but this guy literally does everything to make that house run. Two kids. Dishes. Cleaning up toys. And they've said it all on their videos.

Tim is burnt out. There is no excitement or joy in his life. He's living in the movie Groundhog Day. Changing Diapers, doing dishes, watching his lazy ass wife sit there watching Bravo. He gets up the next day and does the exact same thing.

There really is no way out for him, he doesn't have the skills to go out and get a $150,000/year job and that's pretty much what he needs to live the life they have with two kids. Jenn is qualified to go out and get a $12/hr job at best....and she'd most likely be fired in a week. They have to keep cranking out the daily vids.

 

[Quasimodo]

I'm not even going to attempt to watch this one, I'm actually nauseated just from these screen shots. Is this the bottom of the barrel beer tub?

 

[Quasimodo]

"people" huh.

 

[hcslacs]

OMFG, now she's talking about her driving "anxiety". On the day that Tim went to eat coogies at Sugarboo Jen had to drive Jackson to school because nobody else was available to do it. I guess that must mean the nanny had to do it the other days that week.

Well, she's so freaking proud of herself for being able to drive herself all the freaking way to Jackson's school without calling her "best friend" or Tim or family on the way. I am so sick of these assholes and their fake anxiety. She and Nick can fuck the hell off.

 

[Mopsy75]

I'm going to rant here for a second (maybe longer) so I apologize ahead of time. Any time this B* talks about anxiety and her lack of usefulness in this world it takes me over the edge.
NewFlash Jen - you don't have anxiety - you are just a lazy B*who has a husband who doesn't have the balls to stand up to you. Real anxiety is what I live with every single day bc my oldest child has it - they have not stepped foot out of the house in over 4+ years. Not even to take in the sunshine on the patio - not even to walk to the mailbox to get the mail - NOTHING. And you are going to ramble on and on about anxiety and having to drive your child to school - like xmas mentioned, put your BIG GIRL pants on and take care of your son. You are going to have someone else drive you to the airport to pick up your husband after he has been away doing his job for a week? What is wrong with you? And then you post a video of how rough it's been - so much laundry blah blah blah.
I would not trade my life for anything in the world - I believe I am the person I am bc I was meant to be a MOM - and if it means to make it possible for my child to live every day to the fullest - no matter what - then so be it.
Jen, all you do - every day - is exploit your children - there is no love or care present, just $$$$$ for you. You should be ashamed of yourself.

Okay - i'm off my soapbox - but it irks me to the core every time this B* mentions anxietly and how tough she has it.
And no i'm not a jealous hater - just a MOM who cares.

 

[snazzynettyy48]

Did anyone notice how Jen had no idea how to put shoes on Da Baby? She thought he wanted to put on Jackson’s shoes so she asked him to lift his foot to slip it on, completely unaware that he doesn’t know how to balance on one foot yet?? Has she never put shoes on her own kids before? I mean, she never gave her son a bath or brushed his teeth before so I’m not surprised

 

[xmasbdaygirl]

So he pushed all the way thru that crowd to get to the rope? What an asshole. I know, unsurprising.

Yes, but then he stood there and recording the crowd rushing by for several seconds. So, he didn't do it to get ahead of everyone (because he's too good to stand in the RSR line anyway he bought a LL), he did it for the shot.

Something that really kind of annoyed me about his review of the room at the (actual) Hilton: "I guess they gave me a handicapped room, that's weird". That room didn't seem like an ACCESSIBLE room to me. There wasn't a lower peephole. There wasn't a roll-in shower. There were grab bars near the toilet and in the shower, that's it. But somehow, Tim had to bring some sort of negative connotation to it. "That's weird". You're fucking weird Tim. It's grab bars in a bathroom. You can still need to use a grab bar in the bathroom even if you aren't "handicapped". For all you know, all or most of the bathrooms in that hotel have grab bars just for safety reasons.

Maybe they've seen your vlogs where you are eating on the bathroom floor and you thought you could use a hand getting up off the floor?

You know this is your fucking job....try using the proper term and stop being such an asshole. HR would have been all over your ass for saying grab bars in your hotel bathroom is "weird".

 

[Southpaw33]

When she brought up how school starting means she has to pack a lunch and get his uniform ready I literally threw my hands up. We all have to do this stuff as parents. The school prep doesn’t end for 12+ more years, Jenn! Add in more than one kid, multiple sports with practice gear/special shoes/snacks and water for before practice/game day uniforms that change with different matching pieces you have to track down and wash over and over. Plus activity and school forms to sign, homework to check, medical appointments and forms, groceries to buy but not taking the entire fucking family to the store. Not to mention 100 other things. She has one kid in pre-K and acts like it’s a chore to have to do a few things WHILE HAVING A NANNY THERE. Good luck in the future, the laundry is NOTHING now.

(Unless, of course, they never let their kids do activities and sports or other typical things kids do that require effort from the parents.)