The Tim Tracker #187 BAM! so much content!

[Dillon21]

I am giving the home vlog a shot. So Tim misses Jenn, the house, but not the kids. Then mentions Jackson would like Nintendo land like an afterthought.

Ick, so you would rather finish the can of hairspray on yourself vs. just bringing it home or use the correct amount and leaving the rest at the hotel if it was not that much?

Thanks Tim, I would have never known about electric toothbrushes.

The way Oliver looks into the camera at the 7:20 minute mark looked a little off to me. Could not put my finger on it. Oliver did not want to eat the fake cupcake, he just picked it up (I did look away for a sec, so maybe he did). Jenn, doing the nom, nom, nom was so fake. Made me cringe.

 

[hcslacs]

That whole response-to-Tattle session about the welcome back hugs and kisses was so cringey. That kiss was simply a response to try to continue with the charade of their happy family and marriage. I don't think most people are super affectionate when they pick people up at the airport. Just get in, pick up, get out.

And this shows how inept they are at anything. Jen says they parked at spot 30, but Tim was at 29. Jen says oh no they need to move. Um, just stay at 30 and have Tim move. It's not rocket science you bleeping idiots. And then no welcome back kiss because Tim was so stressed out by the airport police that he fumbled around to get his bag in the trunk. They really can't handle anything at all out of their comfort zone. Oh no, someone might blow a whistle at them.

 

[xmasbdaygirl]

That whole response-to-Tattle session about the welcome back hugs and kisses was so cringey. That kiss was simply a response to try to continue with the charade of their happy family and marriage. I don't think most people are super affectionate when they pick people up at the airport. Just get in, pick up, get out.

And this shows how inept they are at anything. Jen says they parked at spot 30, but Tim was at 29. Jen says oh no they need to move. Um, just stay at 30 and have Tim move. It's not rocket science you bleeping idiots. And then no welcome back kiss because Tim was so stressed out by the airport police that he fumbled around to get his bag in the trunk. They really can't handle anything at all out of their comfort zone. Oh no, someone might blow a whistle at them.

Maybe I'm old fashioned or whatnot, but when I pick someone up at the airport, like my kids after they've been on a trip or my sister, I park the car and go inside for the big reunion. I know it's a pain in the a with little kids, but I know my kids remember picking up my husband at the airport for trips or my sister or father. I'm not set for life and parking for 30 minutes or so isn't super pricey. Tampa has the first 29 minutes or something like that as no charge. Core memories!!!!!

We also love to sit by where the train gets out from the airside terminals and watch reunions. But I can drive myself to the airport, so I'm sure that makes a difference.

Also, Da Baby isn't a baby anymore. There is absolutely no reason why they aren't making one dinner for the 4 of them. They make their lives so much more complicated. If one is picky or doesn't like something, you can alter it for them. My daughter also didn't like red sauce for a while, her pasta got butter, the rest got sauce. One didn't like the seasoning on taco meat, so some meat got pulled out before the rest got seasoned. This isn't hard stuff. Everyone cooks 1 dinner for their entire family every night.

And she had the heat on the pan again way too high.

 

[Quasimodo]

If the pick up situation bamboozles them so much and they are so overwhelmed, then again, why doesn't Dim just take a bleeping uber home? They're just so bleeping stupid and dysfunctional.

Never in my life would I have thought a 27 minute vlog would include the words "bathroom" and "toilet" 589 times.

Actually--just so I'm not exaggerating. Searching the transcript:

Bathroom: 3 times
Toilet: 9 times
Pooping: 2 times
Seat (as in toilet seat): 7 times

The 27 minute video is titled: Travel Day LAX to MCO. That tracks.

Travel Day LAXatives

 

[And Now It's Time to Splu]

I really wonder if the "editor" is like a neighborhood high school kid who they are paying a few bucks to do work for them and maybe watch J$ occasionally. There was this crappy YT that I watched because he was the YT of a game series I like to play and I remember reading about how he had an intern like that to do things that that he didn't pay and it was a minor scandal at the time. Luckily, that community grew and he lost some of his steam but I always remember being annoyed when he was the main source for playthroughs. Like Jenn his X account was total vomit.

 

[FreckleFart90]

Maybe I'm old fashioned or whatnot, but when I pick someone up at the airport, like my kids after they've been on a trip or my sister, I park the car and go inside for the big reunion. I know it's a pain in the a with little kids, but I know my kids remember picking up my husband at the airport for trips or my sister or father. I'm not set for life and parking for 30 minutes or so isn't super pricey. Tampa has the first 29 minutes or something like that as no charge. Core memories!!!!!

We also love to sit by where the train gets out from the airside terminals and watch reunions. But I can drive myself to the airport, so I'm sure that makes a difference.

Also, Da Baby isn't a baby anymore. There is absolutely no reason why they aren't making one dinner for the 4 of them. They make their lives so much more complicated. If one is picky or doesn't like something, you can alter it for them. My daughter also didn't like red sauce for a while, her pasta got butter, the rest got sauce. One didn't like the seasoning on taco meat, so some meat got pulled out before the rest got seasoned. This isn't hard stuff. Everyone cooks 1 dinner for their entire family every night.

And she had the heat on the pan again way to high.

I work in the airport and when I leave security and see people reuniting and holding balloons and signs and waiting it just makes me so bleeping happy.

 

[VloggerCritic]

So if the new editor is just doing shorts it is a small impact on their YouTube channel and it is well known short videos pay a lot less than long form ones. No clue how to estimate their TikTok or Instagram income.

 

[Dino Girl]

Travel vloggers? If just the airport arrivals are confusing you, you may want to rethink that channel description.
J$ tells J10D what he wants in the video? Of course, it was Hot Wheels
Only reason J10D told us about the new editor was she didn't want to take undo credit

 

[Dillon21]

I really wonder if the "editor" is like a neighborhood high school kid who they are paying a few books to do work for them and maybe watch J$ occasionally.

That does make scene. When Jen stated she's learning about trends. Was that TikTok/Insta/YT trends or Disney/Theme Park trends (meaning something that maybe older teens/early's 20's "kids" would be interested in watch. Even if a married couple with kids might not be the thing a 19 year old person would be interested in. Unless they have a kid(s) or they are helping their families plan a vacations)?

 

[erry]

My younger brother got married and started having children at an early age. They were 18/19. Had a baby immediately afterwards and they were so childish with it all. Kind of reminds me of the trackers.
The wife would literally tell him it’s his turn to change to Poopy diaper, because she changed the last one. Or it’s her turn to feed the baby, because he fed the baby last time.

Why are you keeping tabs? But they’ve grown together and gotten better and are now 10 years in.

So Jenn made Tim put the kids to bed because she did it last night? God forbid she does it 2 nights in a row. It’s different being 40 somethings vs. straight out of HS. Some things they say and do are just insane

 

[hcslacs]

So Oliver won't eat at the table anymore. Didn't they just move him down to that little table? And now they have to feed him on the floor by distracting him with toys and sneak a bite in here and there. I know sometimes you need to pick your battles with kids, but they give up so easily and don't even try. And in the long run it turns out to be so much more work for them. Idiots.

They take Oliver to the park. He supposedly goes several times a week. Oh, his friend is there. Jen and Tim just got to meet him. Obviously this means that the nanny has been taking Oliver to the park all this time and I am assuming the nanny has now gone back to school.

 

[Snippysnips]

So they now have a editor as well as the nanny, what excuses is she going use for looking like the slob she is, living in this tit hole that is ft pampers?

She couldn't look after her kids cause she had to edit an she was sooooo busy with it an that's how they got the nanny, well now you aren't editing so what new bs excuse are you going be using now gin

 

[xmasbdaygirl]

That does make scene. When Jen stated she's learning about trends. Was that TikTok/Insta/YT trends or Disney/Theme Park trends (meaning something that maybe older teens/early's 20's "kids" would be interested in watch. Even if a married couple with kids might not be the thing a 19 year old person would be interested in. Unless they have a kid(s) or they are helping their families plan a vacations)?

It wouldn't be shocking to me if this trend-following employee is Jess or someone she referred to them. What they are doing isn't anything that a 20 something person in any field doesn't know how to do. Neither of my children are studying communications, media, graphic design and their social media is 1000 times more professional than the Bojos (before employee). They learned basic video editing in Middle School. They can tell you any social media trend you want to know about. This person isn't a creative genius---they just aren't Jenn, and that was pretty evident immediately.
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So they now have a editor as well as the nanny, what excuses is she going use for looking like the slob she is, living in this tit hole that is ft pampers?

She couldn't look after her kids cause she had to edit an she was sooooo busy with it an that's how they got the nanny, well now you aren't editing so what new bs excuse are you going be using now gin

I actually think the nanny got cut. Jess (most likely) went back to college last week. They probably have someone that comes in occasionally to babysit. The live was at 1pm yesterday and there was not someone in the house for Da Baby because they were obsessing over the video camera watching him sleep.

 

[erry]

Like my partner goes on work trips all the time. I mean like a real job lol. Sometimes he will explore the city he’s in. When he comes back I never feel the need to say it’s my turn. It’s not fair. We should all do a family thing together etc etc. we don’t live together so that’s probably why I don’t get it lol.


This keeping score thing is mind blowing to me.
How many family trips did y’all take this year already? It’s ok to stay the duck home.

 

[cavamom]

It's a very awkward hug where she's rubbing the top of his head, feeling how much hairspray he has in his hair. Apparently he bought a travel sized hair spray, there was a little left and he didn't want to throw it out, so he sprayed the rest in his hair. Set for life, folks. You can't make this tit up.

He also says something about how much he missed his electric toothbrush. Because he was traveling, he had to use a regular toothbrush while he was gone. Wait--what? Does he not know he can take his electric toothbrush with him? Anyone I've ever had over the past, I don't know, 20 years has had a travel case. And I've had both Sonicare and Oral B ones.

I haven't got to the editor part. I'm working AND doing laundry, so I have to keep pausing it.

I use an electric at home and battery operated for travel. Travel expert here

 

[hcslacs]

I'm sorry, but if my child made barfing noise and said "I'm not eating that!" I don't think I would be laughing at that and filming it. There's no end to how bad they are at the parenting thing.

Oh, now I see. She left it in for attention and is whoring for comments. She even mentioned it in the description. What a bleep.

 

[Dillon21]

The only time I've heard people take turns if they live in a house without a dishwasher. So one will make dinner and the other will do the dishes. Past that, everything else is equal. Like cleaning the cat box. Whoever gets to it first does it or it is understood I clean the cat box, but my husband does some other thing around the house that needs to be done that I know he will always do (like fix the car).

I've never heard anyone past giving kids rotating chores. Like this week I do dishes and next week my brother did dishes, but I had to do something else around the house, like vacuum. But then the next week he vacuums. Basically what @erry mentioned. But we were KIDS. Not 40+ people.

 

[mjm9]

Tim wants to take Jackson to California to SNW,

I’m confused.

Isn’t the UO SNW opening soon?
And it’s supposed to be even better than the UH, with one more ride.

Or am I mistaken?

 

[xmasbdaygirl]

I'm sorry, but if my child made barfing noise and said "I'm not eating that!" I don't think I would be laughing at that and filming it. There's no end to how bad they are at the parenting thing.

Oh, now I see. She left it in for attention and is whoring for comments. She even mentioned it in the description. What a bleep.

It's only a matter of time before J$ goes to a friend's house or birthday party and pulls that tit. Again, especially in the private school community, they're going to be blackballed in a minute.

I’m confused.

Isn’t the UO SNW opening soon?
And it’s supposed to be even better than the UH, with one more ride.

Or am I mistaken?

Not until next spring. They haven't announced a date yet. It's moving along but it's not anywhere near close to opening soon.

The only time I've heard people take turns if they live in a house without a dishwasher. So one will make dinner and the other will do the dishes. Past that, everything else is equal. Like cleaning the cat box. Whoever gets to it first does it or it is understood I clean the cat box, but my husband does some other thing around the house that needs to be done that I know he will always do (like fix the car).

I've never heard anyone past giving kids rotating chores. Like this week I do dishes and next week my brother did dishes, but I had to do something else around the house, like vacuum. But then the next week he vacuums. Basically what @erry mentioned. But we were KIDS. Not 40+ people.

In a real, actual, mature relationship, you don't keep score. Even if one has a certain job, like taking out the trash. That doesn't mean if the trash is full, the other person should keep piling tit in there. Jenn 100% does that.

We've always done the "I cook, you clean up" thing. But I clean as I cook. So I'm loading the dishwasher if I'm done with a pot or spoon or whatever. I don't pile it all up and say, that's not my job. Jenn also 100% does that.

 

[cavamom]

If the editor did any of the D23 videos, it’s the first one…traveling to LA and touring the HoJo. The video was posted while he was still away, then no more videos until he got home. There’s also a montage with music during the flight where you can kind of tell that Tim was giving in and commentary during, telling us about his sandwich and some tit. Even at the time we suspected that it must have been Mike doing the editing when they arrived.