The Tim Tracker #178 Xmas Is Starting Now (on Tattle)

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The footage did look more slapped together than usual and that's saying something. Even the intro seemed slapped dash. She's usually all over that bit but it was Dim by himself with OG. It seems so weird that Mike being there would throw them off from how they normally act when they've had other people on cruises before-Holy Moly, Manny Matt, Dim's parents, nannies, etc.-and I don't think this is the only trip Mike has gone on (I really do think he went to Disneyland in 2022). This cruise feels weirder than the nannyless cruise at the beginning of the year and that's saying something.
Maybe she is just to exhausted from all the hard work she did on the cruise, you know with the two kids and all. 😂
 
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Maybe fitness-buff Mike was Tim's initial inspiration for his failed plan to lose 30 pounds. If Tim is so concerned about his body image I imagine standing next to Mike all week, especially at the beach, would be a bit daunting. Of course, that would have meant Mike was planning on going all along. Oh, who knows. It's just a constant game of trying to figure out the truth from these jerks.
 
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Thanks to those who wished me well at my new job. I was laid off last summer after being at the same company for over 12 years but I wasn’t too bummed about it because I got a generous severance that allowed my family and I to move to Florida to be closer to my partners parents.
So for the last year, I just stayed home and took care of my toddler and now that I’m back working, I’m having a hard time being away from him 40 hours a week at a job that is not what I thought it would be but enough about me.


I just started the cruise vlog and want to point out that Tim shows the Victory Casino cruise ship and he states that gambling in Florida is illegal so this ship takes you out into international waters so you can gamble.
Maybe I’m being pedantic here but obviously gambling is not 100% illegal in Florida otherwise how would the Bojos be able to buy all those scratch off tickets? There are also some casinos in Florida where you can indeed gamble.
A lot of stans still rely on him for information even though he is often wrong so it just bothers me when he makes claims about things he knows nothing about.
Gambling is 100% legal in Florida. Several casinos on land with slots, table games, and sports book. He is an idiot.
 
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I can’t believe Tim said the first day of the cruise is so hectic and listed having to get all your chargers plugged in as a source of the chaos he experiences and why he can’t relax on day 1.
Does he even hear himself? Is it really that stressful trying to get all your chargers plugged in? How long could that honestly take?
He also says it takes time to get used to the feel of the room. He’s not in some huge suite. How hard can it be to get adjusted to a small cruise cabin?
They honestly complicate the most basic of things.
 
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Slightly OT, but this video was suggested to me today and I instantly thought of the lying Bojos. Not sure if I’m including the link correctly. But this girl has some sleuthing skills, wonder what she’d think of our buddies Dim & Ginn.
 
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He did mention Mike at dinner. Kind of. He said their friend that is sailing with them has a tree nut allergy so they were given the allergy friendly menu from Lookout Cay.
 
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Maybe fitness-buff Mike was Tim's initial inspiration for his failed plan to lose 30 pounds. If Tim is so concerned about his body image I imagine standing next to Mike all week, especially at the beach, would be a bit daunting. Of course, that would have meant Mike was planning on going all along. Oh, who knows. It's just a constant game of trying to figure out the truth from these jerks.
It's almost like a game of Clue with them. Really I almost don't even think we want to know what exactly was really going on.

Gambling is 100% legal in Florida. Several casinos on land with slots, table games, and sports book. He is an idiot.
The casino boat company even told them thanks for the shout out in the comments. I halfway wouldn't be surprised if Dimmy has been on such a boat before and lost some of their set for life earnings.
 
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Jenn is full of tit--she asked the waiter which was better and he recommended that she get the lamb. She always gets the lamb. We've seen her get the lamb. She shouldn't be shocked by the lamb. I also don't know how you don't get the Brie, escargots or the Souffle here. You can tell Tim struggled recording at dinner though because the shot is really really tight the entire time. And Tim knows that "lighter fare" is the less seasoned, less sauced, less flavored food. It's for the picky eaters who aren't into the fancier flavors. This is not rocket science.
I don't know if it's more concerning that they never seem to remember what they ordered before or that we do. Tim said he wanted to try something new so he went with the Farmhouse salad. I am quite certain he had that last cruise. Maybe it's because they just do the same things over and over and over that it just becomes a blur. I guess that's why she always has to refer to old vids to confirm whether or not they did something. All she really needs to do is come here and ask us.
 
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I don't know if it bothered anyone else but I was annoyed with background Jenn saying the French onion soup was disgusting and the apple dish was sour. I mean, yeah you don't like it but someone else might and how are they going to feel to hear you say that....Ugh.
 
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After dinner when Jenn claims she’s going back to the room to put the kids to bed, Tim cuts away from her to get a shot of Goofy dancing in the distance and comments “Goofy’s throwing it down. He’s dancing.” He cuts back to Jenn who affirms that Goofy is a good dancer.
His obsession with these characters is so bad that he cuts away from what his wife is saying in order to get a shot of a character dancing in the background. It’s very bizarre.
 
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I can’t believe Tim said the first day of the cruise is so hectic and listed having to get all your chargers plugged in as a source of the chaos he experiences and why he can’t relax on day 1.
Does he even hear himself? Is it really that stressful trying to get all your chargers plugged in? How long could that honestly take?
He also says it takes time to get used to the feel of the room. He’s not in some huge suite. How hard can it be to get adjusted to a small cruise cabin?
They honestly complicate the most basic of things.
Don’t forget, it’s also a travel day!!
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That’s a 45 minute drive from their Lake Nona compound!!
Nobody understands their hardships!!
 
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I can’t believe Tim said the first day of the cruise is so hectic and listed having to get all your chargers plugged in as a source of the chaos he experiences and why he can’t relax on day 1.
Does he even hear himself? Is it really that stressful trying to get all your chargers plugged in? How long could that honestly take?
He also says it takes time to get used to the feel of the room. He’s not in some huge suite. How hard can it be to get adjusted to a small cruise cabin?
They honestly complicate the most basic of things.
I’m sorry, but any vacation where you simply pack your car and drive 40 minutes is 100% not hectic. He needs to go around the ship on day 1 and ask the other cruisers what they had to go through to get to the ship. Multiple flights, multiple days of travel, time zones, waking in the middle of the night for an early flight, etc. He has no idea.

And that trivia! “Against All Odds? What movie is that?” The movie with a title song of the SAME NAME that you just bleeping heard!!! Moron.
 
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Ok I’ll I take it back but he’s still an idiot 😂
You weren’t wrong. While casinos are only legal on Indian land, Tim’s exact words were that gambling is illegal in Florida which it’s not. It’s legal in certain places and he himself is participating in a form of gambling when buying lottery scratch off tickets. So for him to say gambling is illegal in Florida was incorrect.
He's absolutely an idiot.
 
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I don't know if it bothered anyone else but I was annoyed with background Jenn saying the French onion soup was disgusting and the apple dish was sour. I mean, yeah you don't like it but someone else might and how are they going to feel to hear you say that....Ugh.
I missed that, but I don't really have a problem with Jen telling Tim the apple tatin was sour. I am pretty sure that Tim made a big deal about how sour it was on their last cruise, so she probably didn't want him to get it again. I guess he forgot about that too.

Saying the soup was disgusting, on the other hand, was uncalled for.
 
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Don’t forget, it’s also a travel day!!
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That’s a 45 minute drive from their Lake Nona compound!!
Nobody understands their hardships!!
Jenn got dysentery during the arduous trip. Sorry, I may be thinking of creating an Oregon Trail game with the Trackers as my party members. It might be one of those games where I purposely kill my party by the Kansas River. Yes, I know I aged myself. No, I don't care.
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I missed that, but I don't really have a problem with Jen telling Tim the apple tatin was sour. I am pretty sure that Tim made a big deal about how sour it was on their last cruise, so she probably didn't want him to get it again. I guess he forgot about that too.

Saying the soup was disgusting, on the other hand, was uncalled for.
I may have watched another video of the same cruise where someone purposely asked for the soup when they were in another restaurant so it was what made it stick out to me. It does make me wonder if he was annoyed with her in part for "correcting" him. Seems like something that would piss him off with his small dick energy. Still, why leave that in?
 
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It's almost like a game of Clue with them. Really I almost don't even think we want to know what exactly was really going on.


The casino boat company even told them thanks for the shout out in the comments. I halfway wouldn't be surprised if Dimmy has been on such a boat before and lost some of their set for life earnings.
Ding ding ding! Be a good reason to quit the sauce, too.
 
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