The Tim Tracker #163 If you are looking for wrong advice, this is the channel for you!!

[fiveleggedgoat]

Yeah, Jenn presenting Buddy with his big Valentine treat and then telling him he can only have one bite was a real Mommy Dearest moment. The chef’s kiss was immediately after that, Jenn showing herself having a tantrum over not getting Tim’s cookie, along with all the other ones. She wants them all!

 

[Southpaw33]

Oh and surprise, but J can't hear much from his middle ear (where all his infections have been). Hearing test confirmed it.

I wonder how long that has been the case.

 

[SunshineBoop]

Jenn didn’t use Oliver’s name at all in this vlog. She called him “the baby” “buddy” and “bud.”

I'm really starting to wonder if she was so convinced that the second baby would be a girl (Olivia) that she didn't even consider a name for another boy. So then when they found out it was a boy, she either couldn't come up with another boy name she liked, or she just didn't give a fuck anymore (most likely the case).

It probably got down to the wire with still no name chosen, so Tim suggested Oliver since they both liked Olivia. She didn't really like the name Oliver, but she went with it because she couldn't be bothered to come up with anything else.

Now, every time she thinks about his name, she's just reminded of the Olivia that she didn't "get," so she flat-out refuses to call him by his name. When he gets too old to call Da Baby anymore (he's practically there now, but she'll drag it out as long as she can), she'll just go with variations of Buddy and Brother, probably for the rest of her life (or until he cuts off all contact with her).

That's just my theory at this point

 

[erry]

Jenn could read through multiple books in the past month, yet, their lives are just far too chaotic to take down a Christmas tree in a timely manner? Hmmm?
one of those nights she spent reading she could’ve taken the tree down,LET TIM SLEEP, and have him store it once he got up.
Never mind, I’m making too much sense. They need to have a family field trip just to pick up a loaf of bread.

 

[Maleficent50]

Jeez with the one bite of the cookie - give the kid the whole god damned cookie it’s a treat for Valentines Day it isn’t going to kill him ffs she’s so controlling over those cookies because she wants to eat them all to herself the pig

 

[HaroldTheWalrus]

I think we can all empathize with the people behind Jen based on their expressions.

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I just slightly adjusted the lighting for you…

 

[xmasbdaygirl]

Are they biting off the same slice of that Boardwalk pizza?

So they bought Genie+ for this experiment. They were about to do the Single Rider at Everest and then Nick was able to change the time. They rode Alien Swirling Saucer with LL and then they ran out of time and didn't do any more rides? How in the world can you waste $40 like that?

Tim seems very uninterested in Nick in this video, almost annoyed at him at some points. I think it took way more time than he thought it would and was done before they left Hollywood Studios. The first 20 mins of the video are two parks and the other two parks are the last 6 minutes. They had 5 servings of pizza, plus two desserts and rode 2 ride. What losers.

The million dollar question is---who picked up J$ from school?

 

[eatcherheartout]

Jenn got herself a big bottle of Rosé at Publix.

 

[Quasimodo]

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Didn't they buy a whole Valentines outfit for Da Baby?

They both just look so gross and greasy all the time.

 

[PoorKid]

Well, thank God Potato's social is still there. Though, he isn't doing great in his cat magazine contest with only one day to go he's in fifth and is going to miss out on that $10K prize. Maybe that's the family emergency.

When you get to the point where your cat is the sole breadwinner, you've gone way past emergency.

 

[scopeyscope]

She did not just say she is a big fan of saving money. I hope FRE is all over that shit. Wow

 

[xmasbdaygirl]

Their life wouldn't be so flipped upside down by one doctor appointment or one parent teacher conference if Jenn was capable of handing ANYTHING on her own. Having raised two children, I can think of a handful of times that my husband and I both attended a doctor's appointment for our kids. It's just not necessary. I don't even think my husband could name my kids' doctors through the years or could even say which specialist doctors they've had to visit throughout their childhood, and there are many. Not because he's a terrible person, he's a wonderful father...it just isn't necessary to make an appointment an all day family affair. I would, of course, debrief him on the appointment when he got home, but we don't both need to be there. I'm a capable adult. Often, I took one kid to an appointment and he took the other one to school/picked up/watched them.

Another pro tip for you Bojos: A secret to successfully raising two children is dividing and conquering. This will never be able to happen in your family unless Jenn gets the help that she clearly, so desperately needs and gets her shit together. You were irresponsible to have two children living in the situation that you do.

 

[Quasimodo]

Maybe Dim was still traumatized over eating "spicy" parmesan cheese and thinking he was allergic to it because the roof of his mouth couldn't handle the "kick".

I could see DickyNick getting tired of waiting for Dim to go to the bathroom after every meal and ride.
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Even the cc thinks Nick is dick.

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Just a couple of dudes without their kids squishing each other on a ride on purpose. Another great pic to add to their private Aura frames!

They share bites from the same slice where the other had already bitten. Gross. I don't even do that with my friends.

 

[The REAL Karen McCoy]

The Tim Tracker #164 If the Christmas tree was a slice of pizza, it'd be gone by now!

 

[TawdryT]

Look!
I've solved all their issues
1. A little stack in the cabinet of child plates/cups and bowls- have at least 5 of each
2. House slippers- they're a thing, buy some. They're never worn outside. Get a shoe rack, 5 or 6 level put it in a dedicated spot. This is where the shoes go.
3. Get a goddamned basket for cars he's playing with right now. Get a car holder for the ones he isn't. Rotate. Make it a thing like brushing teeth to clean them up every single day.
4. Make a song, for everything. Children love songs for activities. Apply liberally. Sing the songs to Gin, too.
5. Buy your kids clothes that fit, it's not bougie otherwise.
6. Teach your feral some manners. NOW.

 

[Prosperity Piglet]

Dear God it's me Nick,
Today Tim told me my Princess Diana Beanie Baby wasn't special. I had high hopes for a Taylor Swift party but Tim said he doesn't have time. He also forgot my birthday if he ever knew it at all.

These two are horrible to listen to. At least lady legs has a point. Tim just blurts out random info like he has tourette syndrome. Always trying to one up or play Mr. Smarty pants and it's all bullshit. Frenemies vibes. And what the hell does being faith based have to do with not enjoying documentaries? What an ignorant comment.

 

[Galaxyprincess]

Exactly. A cunt with penis toes and a toe for a face.

The Tim Tracker #164: Jenn is a bitch with a capital C

 

[Quasimodo]

Really they waited until Feb 13th for Buddy to pick out valentines because Ginn said "that's the only time he can come to Target with us"? Um, have you heard of after school? The fucking weekend when he doesn't have school? Wtf is wrong with these idiots?

Half the stans in the comments are also either dysfunctional beyond reason and still have their Christmas shit up, OR they're pretending to also be beyond dysfunctional to impress their idols.

 

[eatcherheartout]

Having one appointment or school activity can often throw their whole week off. “Sorry that we haven’t posted, it was Halloween this week” lol

They are so out of touch with how the real world works, it’s not even funny. Imagine taking a few days off of work because your child had one appointment. There have been times where I had to take one of my kids to an appointment and report right back to work afterwards or work half a day and then rush to an appointment due to not having enough PTO to cover the time I needed. When I was a salary employee, I still wouldn’t take the whole day off for an appointment.


I’m only going off what I saw on Dick’s insta because I didn’t watch the podcast but he was expecting an announcement about the opening date of Tiana’s Bayou Adventure today because it is Fat Tuesday and of course Dim was smug and sure an announcement wouldn’t happen even though Dick seemed optimistic about it. What did Disney announce today?
That it would be opening this summer.
Tim wrong about theme park news? That Tracks!

 

[court2022]

And those three words were "soft, greasy, floppy"

Was he describing Dim's penis?