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They must be getting really desperate. Photos from their last cruise posted on IG. You can tell how old they are by how much OG’s hair has grown. Tim’s soul needs a beach day! Jesus Christ. I think he meant to say ‘my asshole needs a bleach day’ 
I think I already know the opening line of their new children’s book:
”Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, lived a troll named Quasimodo…”
”Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, lived a troll named Quasimodo…”
They *should* be doing this kind of stuff all the time but we know how lazy they are. How long until this drops off along with the daily uploads?
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Yea, I think the cruise leaves a week from Friday. He’s getting excited. These people are so bleeping predictable. I hope it’s 50 degrees and raining at Castaway Cay.They must be getting really desperate. Photos from their last cruise posted on IG. You can tell how old they are by how much OG’s hair has grown. Tim’s soul needs a beach day! Jesus Christ. I think he meant to say ‘my asshole needs a bleach day’
He shared the pictures to Instagram and Facebook. Must be desperate for engagement. Also, he looks 5 months pregnant here:
Hey Trackers, wanna know how you could keep doing alllll the staycations, trips, "family time" and dates you wanted without falling behind on uploading? Hiring an editor... just saying.
Although I don't understand how she had a problem sticking to an upload schedule even while going on all these vacations. 90% of the time she had a nanny there with them so she could easily pawn the kid off to do some work. You clearly don't understand the concept of a nanny Jennifer. Let your husband go out and do his "job", while the nanny does her "job" and you stay home and get yours done. Not doing it at night after the nanny has left so you don't have to take care of your children then either.
We all see how easy it is to do, she will never grasp that though, just continuing one with her woe is me mindset. At least now it's showing in the statistics of your failing channel.
Although I don't understand how she had a problem sticking to an upload schedule even while going on all these vacations. 90% of the time she had a nanny there with them so she could easily pawn the kid off to do some work. You clearly don't understand the concept of a nanny Jennifer. Let your husband go out and do his "job", while the nanny does her "job" and you stay home and get yours done. Not doing it at night after the nanny has left so you don't have to take care of your children then either.
We all see how easy it is to do, she will never grasp that though, just continuing one with her woe is me mindset. At least now it's showing in the statistics of your failing channel.
He’s missing the salt air and the sea breezes? They live like an hour from the beach and neither of them work real jobs. Go to the beach if you miss it so much
Book titles!
Are You My Nanny?
What's Your Name, Baby!
Adventures in Fort Pampers
Most People Have Jobs
Let's Talk About Sizes!
Are You Wearing Pants?!
Are You My Nanny?
What's Your Name, Baby!
Adventures in Fort Pampers
Most People Have Jobs
Let's Talk About Sizes!
Are You Wearing Pants?!
Some idiot stan chick commented "Jenn ate that last pic" and I immediately wanted to reply and say "not surprising, what doesn't she eat?" -- there is no way some other person won't respond with something, right? 
TLDR Recap: Same tit but with holiday flair
Longer Update: J4D and Dim's stans turned friends (Amanduh and Dick) pretty much took up a good part of last thread with inane social media posts that were sadly shut down and lame podcasts. We had the usual holiday flair Tracker style complete with Dudley Bojo opening all his presents montages before decorating the house with matchbox cars. Oh, and the house cannot be cleaned because it will drain their wealth away-not Jenn's appetite and FOMOing. As usual the Trackers make their usual lame goals that aren't going to be achieved like Jenn updating everyday in January.
Gif:
Jenn side view at the camera:
Dim and Dick a podcasting:
Amanduh addressing her followers and thinking she's Jenn:
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Longer Update: J4D and Dim's stans turned friends (Amanduh and Dick) pretty much took up a good part of last thread with inane social media posts that were sadly shut down and lame podcasts. We had the usual holiday flair Tracker style complete with Dudley Bojo opening all his presents montages before decorating the house with matchbox cars. Oh, and the house cannot be cleaned because it will drain their wealth away-not Jenn's appetite and FOMOing. As usual the Trackers make their usual lame goals that aren't going to be achieved like Jenn updating everyday in January.
Gif:
Jenn side view at the camera:
Dim and Dick a podcasting:
Amanduh addressing her followers and thinking she's Jenn:
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No Pants Daddy would likely get banned.
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Life is Too Short for Beige Shorts
Dim should encourage what you suggest here. But he won’t. He’s chicken.
Thread title?
Based on the last voog, I’m thinking the Trackers got a very different phone call this year from their financial planner after going over their year-in-review.
Love the title!
I’m getting total financial freaking out vibes from them. I know, they’re not going to lose their home or have to get real jobs. But the ridiculous spending sprees seem to be coming to a close and I can’t wait.
I also feel like Tim finally mustered up the courage to confront Jenn about the lack of posting. Of course she had her excuse lined up that they did too many staycations
I’m getting total financial freaking out vibes from them. I know, they’re not going to lose their home or have to get real jobs. But the ridiculous spending sprees seem to be coming to a close and I can’t wait.
I also feel like Tim finally mustered up the courage to confront Jenn about the lack of posting. Of course she had her excuse lined up that they did too many staycations
I agree with @Quasimodo this needs to be our next thread titleI think he meant to say ‘my asshole needs a bleach day’
The Tim Tracker #159 My asshole needs a bleach day!
I think they spent a quarter or more of their savings this last year, year and a half, thinking they would make it back. That obviously didn't pan out and Dimmy got a look at the financials ahead of doing their taxes and freaked the duck out.
I have a Disney Cruise planned on the Wish, the last week in February. Hopefully. that isn't one of their trips.
I am still skeptical that they'll actually slow down because the staycations have morphed into what the channel is besides bad vegan food.
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