The Tim Tracker #140 Shave & a haircut-two idiots - one that looks like a sunburnt potato

[bakerbetty]

It stinks when people here start attacking each other, you give Greasy Spice great pleasure when that happens. The nit picking and petty sniping at each other isn't fun, bitching about the Trackers is fun! I personally enjoy reading possible gossip about the Trackers. Believe or don't believe, we can still have fun with it.

 

[hcslacs]

PMM linked everybody else’s channels that he featured except for Tim’s.

 

[Forest]

Just skimmed the vid. Today it happened. I hit my limit with the Trackers and their endless vacations and gluttony and nannies. I can’t watch it anymore. These people do nothing but stuff themselves silly and wriggle around like a bunch of fat walruses.

I’ll still be here for the excellent commentary of course. And watching the home vlogs, because I love seeing their filthy walrus house

 

[And Now It's Time to Splu]

Or in the lazy river near them (or at all) when Dim's IBS kicks in. Hope he made it out and to the nearest cOmMoDe in time.

The world is our septic tank....

 

[Grifters of the Caribbean]

If Tim had eyebrows they’d be twins.

Uncanny.

 

[Quasimodo]

"At least 6 videos a week"

Do some of them get abducted by aliens nonhuman thingies?

 

[HaroldTheWalrus]

I'm all here for the spy, real or not. It's been interesting and I want to see what levels of soap opera obnoxious it gets to.

If the spy is real, it’ll upset Jenn. If the spy is not real, it’ll upset Jenn, regardless. So, home run either way.

 

[SirHiss]

Here is my final count. I did not watch the resort tour, latest UO vlog or F&W. I can't do it.

 

[scopeyscope]

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I have absolutely no idea what paint tastes like, "mushieslushie". I think the lead poisoning must be messing with your brain (and Dim's).
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Dim: "I just can't bear to wear a spirit jersey in Florida, it's so darn hot."

A Gucci sweater is totally fine though, of course.
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That's.... a normal-sized wine glass. A little small for red wine.
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I will give him a pass on not knowing what size a wine glass should be because I bet that Jenn drinks straight from the bottle

 

[Rebelle]

Remember when Ginn got so drunk she couldn’t experience everything at Discovery Cove? The internet remembers.

They also did the live stream feeding the birds, where she’s not wearing a coverup and kept mocking Dim that the birds liked her better.
I know our resident historian @2020planner remembers.

 

[Quasimodo]

Ginn at home feeling sorry for herself because for some reason she supposedly hasn't figured out how to bottle feed the baby even though she has and now she must stay home to take care of Da Baby (what a weird concept!).

 

[mjm9]

Tim’s looking more like Pete Werner…

 

[littlemuv]

Maybe I’m conservative, BUT everything changed for me in terms of choosing swimsuits when we went from childless to having a baby. You can wear whatever you want when you go to the pool and the beach to just sit and relax. When you’re sitting in the sand, bending over, chasing a little kid, I chose my suits waaaaay more carefully.
I say that knowing that I was going to be doing those things and had no time or patience to keep hiking up my top or pulling down my bottoms. J4D wouldn’t need to think about that.

I think we’re all being a tiny bit unkind to Jenn here. It’s obvious to me she accidentally put one of the nieces’ swimsuits on by mistake. Easily done when you have 2 kids guyzzz

 

[eatcherheartout]

$11 for a souvenir cup Jackson wanted? Nope, too expensive.
$10 for a villian-con identification card that he will discard in a junk drawer in their cluttered ass kitchen? Absolutely!

 

[Forest]

She will get pregnant again, absolutely. Because Tim is weak. She’ll call it an oops baby. She loves being pregnant and nursing so she has an excuse to do nothing.

 

[Quasimodo]

Oh yeah, she looks like Nicole Kidman alright....

This wasn't even a well-timed screenshot, she legit made that face.

Keep eating all that gross food Ginn, it's working out great for you. I love the special effects of your hair where we can totally see your scalp! So magical! You really do look great for being 68 years old and having TWO GRANDCHILDREN though!

 

[Quasimodo]

Dim: "My brother just showed up in his swimsuit."
Ginn: "We brought everything though, so many things, all the stuff."

Except for the pillow that apparently is sooooooo critical now to be able to feed Da Baby? You'd think if it was that important, they'd have more than one and just leave one in the car. But also, it's gross that she would drag that pillow everywhere because you just know it's not getting washed nearly enough.

 

[Southpaw33]

Jenn can't eat the meat at Chipotle because it makes her sick and she thinks it is too greasy?


What the fuck? She can eat plates of bacon, sausage, eggs, cheesy shit x 5, but Chipotle is too greasy?

 

[Trumpet]

Future video , we had a fire on the side of our house

Our house burnt down! New treats at Disney Springs & the Baby's 4 month update! Home Vlog!

 

[Blessyourheart]

How in the world is J$ gonna eat lunch at school without an iPad? Every freaking meal he is engrossed!