What....the....ever...living...F##k....was...this. Plus this eloquent scene. I just....can't. 
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Man oh man. I may have to save this for a future profile picture, the glitzy gladiator himselfI have just one question, WHY?????
No one wants or needs to see your tonsils
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That avatar is the pitsNew avatar.
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The Tim Tracker #139: When your life is in the pits but at least you're sponsored by deodorant.
If chosen, credit goes to @Quasimodo
I’m not even going to tit on the Native ad because I’ve seen similar from other YouTubers but I will tit on the deodorant itself. It’s expensive and does not work at all. I will give them credit for having good smelling scents and I do like their body washes but again, it’s an expensive brand.
As pointed out, he mentions the like button again. Definitely trying to get that engagement up.
After he eats the cupcake, he says he needs more food to eat and gets a subpar breakfast sandwich. He definitely could have eaten a healthy breakfast at home and then eaten the cupcake at Animal Kingdom. Especially because he complained about the taste and cost of the breakfast sandwich.
As pointed out, he mentions the like button again. Definitely trying to get that engagement up.
After he eats the cupcake, he says he needs more food to eat and gets a subpar breakfast sandwich. He definitely could have eaten a healthy breakfast at home and then eaten the cupcake at Animal Kingdom. Especially because he complained about the taste and cost of the breakfast sandwich.
Reminds me of the diarrhea song...
When your wife is a ditz and you hafta show yer hairy pits... vlog-a-rrhea
What the hell is dimmable doing a straight up dimwitWhat....the....ever...living...F##k....was...this. Plus this eloquent scene. I just....can't.
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My initial thought was...was this shot necessary?? Was this part of the brand deal? That they had to showcase them using it?? If so, there are so many other things they could have done to not be so "in yo' face" with close-up and detailed hairy gross armpit. These fools are so f-in stupid and uncreative and probably couldn't come up with anything better to film. What bunch of numb nut wankers!!New avatar.
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This thread needs to be marked NSFL now.What....the....ever...living...F##k....was...this. Plus this eloquent scene. I just....can't.
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Again, what the duck else would you do on a GD ride besides RIDE it?
#eatinganimalpoo
Dim: "the discount code will only be available for a limited time"
Also Dim: doesn't mention how limited that time is because he doesn't know and it's all a bunch of bullshit marketing.
I couldn't even get myself to take a screenshot of it, I was that disgusted. Someone needs to photoshop Nanny Claws swooping in and scratching Dimmy's armpit and then it'll be peak NSFL.New avatar.
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Ginn's got leaky tits, Dim's got the shits, but at least they have fresh fragranced pits!
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Some of the crazy Stans like Marie and that Stalker Mom can now save this picture, blow it up, and make a poster out of it. Then they can live out their fantasy of licking Tim's armpit and Tattoos, and write fan fiction about themselves being that stick of Native Deodorant.What....the....ever...living...F##k....was...this. Plus this eloquent scene. I just....can't.
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It looks like he forgot to put his teeth in first.What....the....ever...living...F##k....was...this. Plus this eloquent scene. I just....can't.
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Ha, even I decided against showing the pit scene. 
I watched a couple of other videos that were recently sponsored by Native and none of them showed their pits. I was wondering if there was some sort of script they needed to follow and looks like that’s a no. Each one was different.
I assume Tim and/or Jen came up with that script on their own? Probably just needed to make sure they included some standard talking points. There were some interesting choices.
I watched a couple of other videos that were recently sponsored by Native and none of them showed their pits. I was wondering if there was some sort of script they needed to follow and looks like that’s a no. Each one was different.
I assume Tim and/or Jen came up with that script on their own? Probably just needed to make sure they included some standard talking points. There were some interesting choices.
Tits, pits and kid fits. I think that about covers the Trackers.Ginn's got leaky tits, Dim's got the shits, but at least they havefreshfragranced pits!
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I am laughing about that stupid and ugly sound proofing they did and they don't even have live shows anymore.
I wonder how much Native pays them for this tit or does it go by a royalty on amount sold using their code?
We should all be grateful Gillette isn't sponsoring Ginn to advertise their Venus pubic hair razor.
"No more ingrown hairs! *fake laugh*"
Would be nice if Oral-B could sponsor her though so she'd bleeping learn to use floss to get all the Raisin Bran Crunch stuck in her teeth gaps.
"No more ingrown hairs! *fake laugh*"
Would be nice if Oral-B could sponsor her though so she'd bleeping learn to use floss to get all the Raisin Bran Crunch stuck in her teeth gaps.
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