The Tim Tracker #138 Outwitted by a cup of salad dressing

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This one goes to Jenn for driving something that wasn't a golf cart



Now, try to do it on open streets without mugging it for the camera for the actual kudos.
 
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Quasimodo

Dim: "it's a lazy Saturday afternoon"
Dim "okay so it's a lazy Sunday afternoon"

Yes, thank you Captain Obvious, when is it not a lazy afternoon for you two?

They eat some nasty-looking desserts at night. What happened to Ginn saying she's substituting the nightly desserts with her oh-so-healthy Raisin Bran Crunch? Oh wait, that was also just a "that lasted for 4 days" attempt.

Dim: "we decided to do an obstacle course in the kitchen"
Oh yeah, what could go wrong with THAT.

Great place for someone's "New Wash" shampoo, gathering dust and grease on the kitchen counter. Oh wait, it's not a shampoo, it's a "cleansing cream" for hair.
 
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2020planner

eatcherheartout said:
Tim is the one who went to Animal Kingdom but the smiley face is more Jenn.
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If she can't determine the power is on while standing in a well-lit kitchen, I am not sure she's "with it" enough to pretend to play the part of Tim here (remember "he" recently detailed Oliver's entire sleep schedule and also talked about his barber - two things she'd never know about).

I honestly believe she can't be bothered with this now. This is TIM trying to desperately help with engagement.
(I think I also remember him doing happy faces back in the day when responding to people...before Jenn took over editing...and the channel)
 
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Quasimodo

Buddy didn't shit his pants for a week straight and acted semi-normal according to Dimmy so he went and bought Buddy a brand new "Massive Loop Mayhem" Hot Wheels set. What does he get when he behaves relatively normal for a whole month? A brand new Tesla? Or just your used Tesla?

Makes you wonder just how much and often Buddy is "unhinged" (to quote Ginn) that he gets way too many over-the-top rewards for being tolerable for a week.
 
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eatcherheartout

In the outro, Jenn says, “I forgot to mention, I’ve been driving.” Except she fucking included a clip of her driving way earlier in the video. She definitely doesn’t even pay attention to what is and isn’t included in the vlog. Has she always been this stupid? I don’t believe it’s all an act.
 
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Quasimodo

This new massive hot wheels set looks like it would go great next to the hallway diaper genie!! Dim just admit you buy all this shit for yourself.


Looks like laundry's going great.
 
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Forest

The backyard looks so much better without that cage.

I know it’s a Florida thing, but why again?
 
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CoolWhip

we are on 75 and I am Under a throw blanket
 
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Lambyo

Forest said:
The backyard looks so much better without that cage.

I know it’s a Florida thing, but why again?
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I think it keeps the bugs and other critters out of the pool/backyard sitting area.
 
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Quasimodo

The best part of the home clog. Good job Da Baby!


Ginn: The baby is talking so much now!
Later Big Baby makes a high-pitched moaning sound.
Ginn: There it is, there's his talking!

Um.

Ginn said she'd been "working up to" driving for "months if not a year". Wasn't it two NYEs ago as they stuffed grapes in their mouths that she said she wanted to get behind the wheel? Like even before Stanny Lean entered the picture.
 
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CoolWhip

we used to be 78/74 but thankfully we got solar and I can cool the house all Willy nilly. We are 75/71 now
 
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And Now It's Time to Splu

Lambyo said:
I think it keeps the bugs and other critters out of the pool/backyard sitting area.
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Also, I imagine it helps if you have leaves falling in the pool all the time and probably provide some sun protection. They aren't popular where I live and I'm sort of surprised because it does seem like it would make maintaining a pool easier.

Also, who thinks these staycations are Jenn's award for completing her chart of sometimes doing laundry, driving around the block, cooking dinner that's not in a box.

And who the fuck cannot make instant rice. You read the instructions on the packet or Google them if you don't understand it.
 
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eatcherheartout

Minion Blast soft opened today. Do we think Tim was there filming so Jenn can get the video up in two weeks?
PC Dev was there this morning and already had his video up.
 
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Snippysnips

Big baby learning after OG buddy by the looks of it
 
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xojamilyn

home vlog is up today. j is getting rewards for not using his pippy. question.. at 27:50 ish, jenn says something to tim about not showing something. what did she say?
 
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Forest

Jenn cracked me up when Tim is like all excited about the backyard and then she’s like “I wish we had a bigger pool though” Every party has a pooper
 
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Lambyo

Forest said:
Jenn cracked me up when Tim is like all excited about the backyard and then she’s like “I wish we had a bigger pool though” Every party has a pooper
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She is never happy with anything she has. News alert - there is always something bigger, better and newer and it usually comes out the day after you have purchased yours. Let it go. We are remodeling the kitchen and sometimes you have to make a decision and live with it (and shut up about it).
 
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