Dim said Da Baby had the attention span of a 3-month-old but he’s 4-months today (you’re welcome for the reminder, Bojos). Also, they themselves have the attention span of a 3-month old.
It's been a while for me, but can a 3/4 month old baby even see fireworks that are in the sky probably a mile away? I thought babies that age really were only able to see things/people right in front of them, like in the same room, not something across the water on the other side of the theme park?
But good thing they got him a 1st visit button, because it's his first time STAYING at the Poly. He was at the Poly for the pin trading shenanigans, so it's not even like it's his first visit to the Poly. They make up this
tit for attention. We should do a 1st visit button count for Big Baby. I believe this was button #3?
I'm going to go off now: I also think it is absolute bullshit that Tim's sage advice is to not use the online check in (which Disney heavily promotes) for more personalized interactions. Disney doesn't have the staff to handle everyone checking in in person. They simply don't. They have made the entire experience seamless, you check in online, you tell them when you are getting there, when you check in at security, it basically assigns your room if it's ready and you go right there. You do not need to see or speak with a cast member at the desk unless you have an issue or special request. He is setting a terrible example for the stans and deserved a
crappy room (in their eyes) with no close vending machine.
And anyone walking through the Poly can get a lei. Anyone. There's always someone near the lobby or just outside the lobby handing them out. You aren't special Trackers.