If they were actually to get a divorce it would be the first-and only-time I missed Zoom court. How I would love to watch that Live.
Dim's Atty: What do you do for a living?
Dim: Produce videos for the channel. Yeah.
Dim's Atty: And what does your wife do?
Dim: Supposedly edits, but really eats cereal and watches VPR. Yeah.
DJ: That is not true.
Judge: Ms. Bojanowski just because this online we are still in a court of law. You and your attorney will have your chance to speak. Wait, are you in bed?
Prop 1:Garble, garble, garble.
Judge: Is there a child in the room?
Jenn: Well, Dim didn't pay Nanny Z so I can't leave him alone or he'll start playing hit Big Baby with a stick.
Judge: Excuse me?
Jenn: Yeah, it's his favorite game. You got to keep them separated....
Note, I actually saw people having their kids in court several times during the pandemic. As well as attending court from bed, in their pajamas, and even in the shower once. Hence, why I am glad Zoom court is pretty much dead.