The Tim Tracker #126 Look, even his Schmekle is deep fried and greasy

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notasponsor

They gave the kid just a little bit of candy from their secret stash and mostly gave J$ coins for Easter. I guess coins are better than stale goldfish crackers.

They claim J$ gets hyper whenever he has sugar. That is a myth. It's been studied and proven false. All the carbs in his mac & cheese are processed as sugar. Eating plain mac & cheese will raise blood sugar more than some candy. J$ was just excited and hyper for Easter.

"When the cupcake is half across your child’s face and half inside them, then it’s fully to blame for their bouncing-off-the-walls behavior, right? Wrong. While the belief that sugar causes hyperactivity in children is widespread and perpetuated by the children themselves, it’s a myth, according to Sabiha Kanchwala, MD, general pediatrics specialist at Loma Linda University Children’s Hospital."
 
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Forest

Why so much sitting on tile. Move over to a rug already.

That’s a lot of crap for one kid’s Easter “haul.” I know it’s what people do now. But I miss the baskets of old which had like one chocolate bunny, a few chocolate eggs and a bunch of loose jellybeans thrown in that plastic grass lol
 
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mjm9

THIS is what a 8 week old baby looks like

(btw - look how Daddy is supporting her neck)

I don’t know what to call 4 week old d’Oliver, then.
Guess “BIG baby” fits the bill


On another note: I know they were trying to burp him here, but they still need to support his head


Else this is a possibility:

You are welcome Bojokes!
(I know you read here multiple times a day )
 
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Quasimodo

I just don't understand how lazy you have to be to not even be able to push a chair back in to the table or take the damn shampoo you bought the other day upstairs to your bathroom or recycling the damn cardboard and empty plastic bottles sitting around. It's not like they were working all day, then ran errands, then rushed home to make dinner, and in their rush they forgot to put away all that shit and take out the trash.

This is beyond executive dysfunction.

glitteringgrogu said:
I can’t get over how disgusting their house is. It must stink
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Hard to know what stinks more - their wet farts or the diaper genie in the hallway that doesn't get emptied often enough.
 
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erry

Tim and Jenn thinking. “We have the best friends in the entire world, they always bring us things”

in reality: the friends are bringing things bc they know how god AWFUL J & T are, and they want to always make sure Jackson have something to celebrate the holidays with. We all know how J &T don’t have the best track record, and those holidays come out of nowhere

but J & T either under do it, or over do it, they need to find the middle.
 
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GrittyFacedBoo

Galorious said:
Jenn will be at Epcot tomorrow, riding round GotG begging her Mom to come clean the kitchen.
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I nearly pissed my pants reading this

I just cleaned my kitchen before catching up on Tattle, and had to go give it another scrub after seeing the screenshots of their disaster of a kitchen. There has to be some ecoli or salmonella lurking on those countertops.
 
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hcslacs

Tracker “life hack”: steal recipes from Delish.

This is pretty much their whole life. Steal, borrow, beg, grift, manipulate everything they can.
 
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CoolWhip

I think it was probably the Brits coming over and they brought treats for J$ because they do love that kid. They probably also brought donuts and pastry for for the She Devil to make up for the salad spinner
 
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JssLG317

I just want to take a minute and thank Dim and The Hambeast. Thanks to them, I’ve gone 135+
miles in one month on my bike, elliptical or walking and started a new core/weightlifting routine. I’ve also started drastically downsizing the amount of stuff in my house. Forget the Marie Kondo method; it’s more like the Anti Tracker method. All while taking care of my kids without a nanny, working 40+ hours a week outside of my house, maintaining real friendships and going to endless sports practices. They’ve inspired me to not ever become like them. .
 
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scopeyscope

Wtf is the diaper genie doing downstairs when the nursery is upstairs? How much you wanna bet half the time that kid gets changed on the kitchen counter
 
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K3PO90

Honestly we can’t even give them hate view someone has said on here before. Thanks for keeping us in the loop with these IDIOTS. My husband even agrees and just adds more to HOW STUPID these two are. I’ll be liking those posts! Thank you
 
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TawdryT

I watched it.
Happy EATER from Chez Tracker!
Dim telling J$ that the random game, the fourth now of the same type, is from the same company because a 3 yr. old would fucking care. They gave the kid who can't eat independently lollipops to choke on! WoOOoW!
Well at least they get him one thing he can actually use that is age appropriate in the little word game.
Fastforwaaaaard.
Dim saying stupid shit because he doesn't understand printing. Can't follow directions on the eggs...
Cooking is but one of your toxic traits, madam.
That baby is ginormous. Giiiiiiiiiiinormous.
Your house is a shithole dude. We know.
It's rodents, trashers. It's rodents.
 
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lucyricardo

The "Easter haul" is sadly emblematic of how some American parents are going about holidays. In my day Christmas was for a lot of gifts/toys and Easter meant some chocolate and maybe a book in a basket. Now, every special event turns into a mini Christmas. I know parents who get toys for their kids on Valentine's Day, St. Patrick's Day, July 4th (and do things like having Elf on the Shelf bring gifts during December before Christmas). Of course it's all documented on Facebook. It's too much and leads to spoiled kids.
 
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