It's a Valentine's Day Home Vlog....
Apparently Jackpot didn't have a good night sleeping. He got up at 5AM and refused to go to sleep.
Tim wants to go get everybody breakfast.
Jackpot is learning how to use a cup.
Tim picked up First Watch for everyone. "Healthy Eater" Jenn gets hollandaise sauce to dip her fried taters in.
Jenn utters about 4 "so delicious" over her breakfast.
Apparently Jackpot said "Thank You" as Jenn actually changed his diaper.
They bought Jackpot the Chef Remy Kit....you know the kit that is meant for kids 3+
TIMBO ACTUALLY BROUGHT UP THE FACT THE SET IS MEANT FOR 3 AND UP! HE WILL ONLY GIVE JACKPOT THE BIG FRUITS AND VEGGIES!
Timbo bought a second toy container/cabinet thing....Tim complains that they didn't come with any hardware to mount to the wall.
Tim tells us why he build them downstairs versus upstairs because he builds them while Jack$on in sleeping. JESUS CHRIST A FEW HAMMER WHACKS ISN'T GOING TO RUIN HIS SLEEP SCHEDULE.
LOL JENNBO ABSOLUTELY REFUSES TO BE AFFECTIONATE ON CAMERA WHILE SHE SNORTLES LIKE MISS PIGGY.
They both seem like they toked something before this bit.
Jenn with the most accurate statement ever "We celebrate with food"
They are going to make some homemade pizza.....
THEY ALSO BOUGHT SOME CHARCUTURIE which leads to them trying to figure out how to pronounce it.
They were going to make cookies, but they were able to get the cake Jenn got for her Birthday again for Valentine's Day.
They berated Jack$on for not sleeping enough during his naps.
Jenn so proud she got the video up at a "reasonable time"
Tim bought a Lovepop Bouquet of Flowers....he thought it would've been more difficult to assemble.
Jenn gives us a "smells papery" I guess she learned from the "smells gay" video.
Jenn tells him to open her card because she has "meat hands"
"Classy" Trackers are confused what to do with all the components of the charcuterie board they bought.
Like Father like Son, both Tim and Jackpot wear super constricting shorts around their thighs and dumper.
Timbo carries both Jackpot's toy cabinets upstairs.....I'm sure he'll enjoy running into those sharp corners!
LOL apparently Jenn bought the wrong yeast for the pizza....
Their kitchen is littered with Jackpot's toys and what not.
The phrase is "Buddy you have a little Remy in your pouch"
Jenn puts the camera on top of the microwave....how have they been vlogging for 10+ years and they don't have like a little tabletop tripod.
Jenn is nervous because she never used the dough hook attachment on her mixer.
Jenn is also confused as to what low speed is because having numbered speeds 2-4-6-8-10 she can't figure out what low to medium to high speed would be.
We get footage of Jenn's most strenuous workout in months...kneading pizza dough.
LMFAO.....the dough has to rise for 90 minutes....it's already 7:30PM.....HOW DO THEY FAIL TO DO ANYTHING IN A REASONABLE TIME FRAME.
They made enough dough for 2 pizzas.....Jenn tells us they will only be eating 1 pizza.
Jenn wanted to make a heart shaped pizza, but doesn't know how.
LOL THEY DON'T EVEN HAVE A ROUND PIZZA PAN! SO THEIR HEART SHAPE PIZZA IS NOW AN OVAL
Tim says he has a hard time deciding how much cheese is enough cheese for a pizza...
JENN BOUGHT FANCY MUSHROOMS!!!! TIMBO BOUGHT "FANCY" PEPPERONI.
They were going to make a salad as well, but Jenn said she didn't have enough time yesterday because of Jackpot and editing.
Tim's pepperoni got pretty burnt, but the dough barely looks brown.
The footage ends with couch footage, and Timbo drops "Do you know what is in 9 months" and Jenn looks so panicked.....he said Jack$on's BDay.