The Tim Tracker #108 Tiny Tim - A Griftmas Carol

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Giving Jackson presents in birthday paper is just such a fine example of who they are as people… more evidenced that they left it in!
 
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It’s amazing how they titled their eve blog “a Very Tracker” like their Disney or something. Full of ourselves much?
Oh it was very Tracker alright. A tree with 4 ornaments, birthday wrapping paper, zero family even though they live in the same town, the wonder of a BRAND NEW cookie recipe…who’s heard of peanut butter blossoms? 🙄🙄
 
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I just cannot stand how horrid they are at parenting. I also can’t stand myself for thinking Tim would be a good dad. The way they treat that poor kid they had no business getting pregnant with a second it was all because she wanted attention and because she was hoping for a girl for monetization


The Tim Tracker #109: FFS DON’T HAVE A THIRD!
 
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How long is that back catalog going to keep paying out, though? I can't help but wonder who in the hell is watching Disney videos from years ago when all the info is outdated and more recent stuff is out there for consumption.
Wrong information is ALWAYS valid. :ROFLMAO:
 
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I understand people’s thoughts about Jackson not being potty trained. Yes, his parents could care less about this. Considering their lifestyle and their resentment of J$, I am not surprised he isn’t.

Jackson has no stability, no consistency and no routines.
His life is uncertain as to where he will be any given day.
“Where we going?” he constantly asks.

And being dragged to bathrooms he’s never been in aren’t conducive to potty training.
A lot of the toilets are auto flush and the loud unexpected noise is frightening for child of all ages.
He actually has a hardcore nap routine which immediately after he people his pants. If they weren’t so lazy and stupid they would get him up and straight to the potty. He also seems to have an after eating bathroom pattern as well. They just suck and can’t bothered to interrupt what they are doing to get it done.
 
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He actually has a hardcore nap routine which immediately after he people his pants. If they weren’t so lazy and stupid they would get him up and straight to the potty. He also seems to have an after eating bathroom pattern as well. They just suck and can’t bothered to interrupt what they are doing to get it done.
Ah, yes.
I try not to say too much here cause I don’t want to help them in any way.

Immediately when he wakes up and after he eats a meal he should immediately be taken to the bathroom.
Eating stimulates the digestive tract.
But THEY are too stupid to make that correlation!
 
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what is with the radio silence? I’m surprised they haven’t done a live either.
 
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First of all, Merry Christmas everyone (if you celebrate)! I took a gigantic break from watching these assholes, and I guess I didn't miss much at all? I skimmed their Aulani vlogs (boring), and I'm working my way through the other bull vlogs (I'm really just fast forwarding). Anyways, hope everyone is doing well. I still hate them just as much as I did 4 threads ago!

Also, I had to look up "babymoon". I had no idea it was a thing. But really, they're on eternal vacation, so how is this any different???

🖕🖕

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what is with the radio silence? I’m surprised they haven’t done a live either.
Was Jackson a total bad a for Christmas and showed them what they have created through their parenting?

Did Dejennerate go into labor?

Or maybe she imploded from stuffing her face with carbs, sodium and sugars?
 
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Was Jackson a total bad a for Christmas and showed them what they have created through their parenting?

Did Dejennerate go into labor?

Or maybe she imploded from stuffing her face with carbs, sodium and sugars?
Or maybe it's a Christmas miracle and dim left hambeast for good
 
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I don’t think he’ll get fixed for a while. It would inconvenience the couch hippo if he needed to take it easy for a couple days. (Not sure of the recovery time). We all know she won’t step it up and help out because guyyyyzzzz, she’s pregnant. And he won’t have it done after the baby comes because he’ll be too busy taking care of his 3 children. She’ll be way too exhausted from just hearing Dim get out of bed in the morning to help the baby and the buddy. But you never know…maybe they’ll all pile into the Tesla and go with him, the hippo, both kids and the nanny. Hambeast can laugh through the post-care instructions and then have Dim carry both kids inside when they get home while she waddles straight to the kitchen for cookies.
 
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☝ This is exactly what will happen, I would be willing to put money on it playing out just this way 😆
 
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Just leaving this here...complete with hot dog hat. If you watch this clip on YouTube, she even asks him to drive her some place, before one of her several children has to pry her out of the hammock.

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Don't know if I am just over thinking this but remember we were talking about the Brady Bunch recently? Wasn't the 2nd Brady Bunch parody movie called "A Very Brady Sequel?" Hmm, sounds similar to "A Very Tracker Christmas," right?

I don’t think he’ll get fixed for a while. It would inconvenience the couch hippo if he needed to take it easy for a couple days. (Not sure of the recovery time). We all know she won’t step it up and help out because guyyyyzzzz, she’s pregnant. And he won’t have it done after the baby comes because he’ll be too busy taking care of his 3 children. She’ll be way too exhausted from just hearing Dim get out of bed in the morning to help the baby and the buddy. But you never know…maybe they’ll all pile into the Tesla and go with him, the hippo, both kids and the nanny. Hambeast can laugh through the post-care instructions and then have Dim carry both kids inside when they get home while she waddles straight to the kitchen for cookies.
Maybe he can see if Lean can take a say off work to drive him?

Anyone else watch season 2 of White Lotus? I'm about half way through it and Tonya's relationship with Portia is what I picture Gin's relationship with Lean to have been like.
 
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Still no sign of the useless bleeps. Who fancies stirring up the stan forums....


Oh no, maybe Jenn was there for a check up on her much wanted miracle child 😲😲😲😲
 
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Still no sign of the useless bleeps. Who fancies stirring up the stan forums....


Oh no, maybe Jenn was there for a check up on her much wanted miracle child 😲😲😲😲
The VA in a VA hospital stands for Veteran Affairs, that’s definitely not her hospital.
 
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I hope the silence is because they are updating their resumes and filling out job applications.

They only have 6 videos in the month of December that have been over 100K views. Well and today's the 27th and there are only 17 videos on a "we post videos daily" channel, but 11 of the 17 have less than 100K. The Pirate show and the Spooky whatever still have barely 40K. So, they suck across the board. It's time for a lifestyle change Bojos!
 
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This is a bit strange. I am pretty sure they said in the Christmas Eve vlog that they would have one out "tomorrow." I know Jenn says tit like that all the time, but now it's over 48 hours later and nothing, not even an IG post of Christmas Day and a "oops, sorry guyz, we are enjoying our last Christmas as a fam of 3, sooo sorry I didn't edit and upload vlogs during a holiday!" so the stans could fall all over themselves telling her she is entitled to a break.
 
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