The Things Influencers Say That Make You Squirm

SonnyBrown · Apr 19, 2019

Kermit said:
It was reasonable to her as

1 its gifted
2 shes used shopping in more hihh end supermarket not budgeting or worrying about the total bill.

I heart you Kermit you are my favourite Tattler.

Meringue22 · Apr 19, 2019

motherofdonkeys said:
One from yesterday, promoting something as resonable when its actually really expensive but they don't have a clue as their life is so far removed from reality. Veg/fruit box containing 4 grapes, 1 kiwi and an okra, only £18 plus delivery.

Oooooo who was this?

SonnyBrown · Apr 19, 2019

Meringue22 said:
Oooooo who was this?

Clemmie Toryford.

motherofdonkeys · Apr 19, 2019

Meringue22 said:
Oooooo who was this?

Clemmie Telford on her stories yesterday, she's deleted some of her defense rant though

Meringue22 · Apr 19, 2019

motherofdonkeys said:
Clemmie Telford on her stories yesterday, she's deleted some of her defense rant though

Unfollowed her ages ago. Cannot stand the woman

Scahudderxx · Apr 19, 2019

‘Living my best life’ does my head in. It’s as bad as ‘live laugh love’ imo.

‘Long day of meetings ahead’ in an attempt to appear more business savvy or even worse ‘just had the BEST meeting ever, I can’t reveal what it is yet but you’ll find out SO soon’ is a personal pet peeve of mine

Guacamole · Apr 19, 2019

tiredandwired said:
"Picked this up"
"Detail", a generic word to describe some aspect of a garment, as they often have no in-depth knowledge of fashion and a limited vocabulary.

i.e. "So I picked this up in Primark, I really like it, it's got this detail on it here and yeh, I really like it"

Also, not a phrase in particular, but when they are talking to the camera, they all put the most emphasis on the last word of the sentence. I have decided to call it blogger's lilt.
"So today I went shopping and I picked up a FEW BITS, then I went and had a COFFEE, and then took some PHOTOS, and yeh, now I'm going to have a rest".

I was just going to say this, when they emphasise the last few words of a sentence and in a really high pitched voice!!

Caffeineandcalpol · Apr 19, 2019

Literally anything alittlebitoflottie says. “Hi guys just wanted to jump on and show you all these products that came through that we’ve been gifted but I won’t declare it’s been gifted. Also sign up to Arbonne”

Instagrime · Apr 19, 2019

Any references to “trolls” which is just anything remotely negative / constructive feedback that doesn’t tell them they’re the second coming of Christ

Self care - you already care about your self enough to have to dedicate an entire fucking weekend to it

Bluebird7 · Apr 19, 2019

Sorry for the radio silence guys/ sorry I’ve been a bit quiet today! ... what an ego to think we care!
Go and show some love to...
New post on my grid
So many good ones already listed they're brilliant lol

Brummo123 · Apr 19, 2019

Bluebird7 said:
Sorry for the radio silence guys/ sorry I’ve been a bit quiet today! ... what an ego to think we care!
Go a show some love to...
New post on my grid
So many good ones already listed they're brilliant lol

Said as if we’re all sat here desperately waiting for their next post aww

Bluebird7 · Apr 19, 2019

not a saying but just the general singing along/ dancing/ listening to music they all do and seem to think we want to watch!

purpleghost · May 1, 2019

‘The gram’
‘These little squares’
Saying they’ve been ‘faffing’ - Aka re-arranging your house for an Instagram picture because that is all you do ever

It is me... · May 1, 2019

Oh gosh... twirling around on a video and dancing to music...

Queenie · May 1, 2019

It’s maybe already
been said but I hate when British mummies or anyone else Americanises everything:-

Mom
Mommy
Diaper
Closet
Zucchini
Vacation

Missoula18 · May 1, 2019

PastelLouise said:
Happy Monday!
Happy Tuesday!
Happy Wednesday!
Happy Thursday!
Happy Friday!
Happy Saturday!
Happy Sunday!

I literally was talking about this with somebody earlier - it drives me mad!
Or, "Hello May" (or any other month)....It's not going to bloody well answer you back, is it Karen?!

Also....
Anyone who refers to themselves as "Mutha"

faceface · May 2, 2019

This is a very funny and relatable thread . My pet peeves are 'I am obsessed with this', 'wafling on' and 'bits and bobs'.

FrannyGallops · May 2, 2019

PastelLouise said:
Happy Monday!
Happy Tuesday!
Happy Wednesday!
Happy Thursday!
Happy Friday!
Happy Saturday!
Happy Sunday!

I follow someone who does this in an awful sing song voice every. fucking. day. ‘Hap-pee Sat-ur-day, guys!’
Also anyone who says ‘guys’.
‘Guys, I just wanna show you this’
‘Hey, guys!’

Fuck. Off.

Icantbelieveitsnotbutter · May 2, 2019

“The shoes are Zara” as though they are high end Gucci. No love, your shoes are from Zara.

Also, personal fave is lily pebbles constant reference to disclaim. Ie I don’t know how to disclaim this....<insert freebie>. No, you don’t know how to declare this gift.
Also, #prgift and #presstrip. You are not a member of the press, they are ads for items you have been gifted, yes they may have been sent via a public relations agency or for a press release but they are still a gift that you are advertising.

It is me... · May 2, 2019

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