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âI went to the party and had ALLLLLLL the cakeâ
No you didnât you gong.
No you didnât you gong.
Morning, the Gram - toe curling.
Thought Iâd pop on/sorry for the radio silence - itâs ok. You do realise youâre not A CELEBRITY.
#presstrip - naff and meaningless.
Crying into the camera on insta stories - undignified and attention seeking.
Flarrs - itâs FLOWERS
Giving a âshout outâ to charitable organisations on stories... and sneaking in a swipe up - LOW.
* waits for the (populars) influencers to now do the latest âthingâ - make a reverse video. Oh what fun.
Thought Iâd pop on/sorry for the radio silence - itâs ok. You do realise youâre not A CELEBRITY.
#presstrip - naff and meaningless.
Crying into the camera on insta stories - undignified and attention seeking.
Flarrs - itâs FLOWERS
Giving a âshout outâ to charitable organisations on stories... and sneaking in a swipe up - LOW.
* waits for the (populars) influencers to now do the latest âthingâ - make a reverse video. Oh what fun.
âMay well have just bought/eatenâ.....
Well you either did or you didnât.
âIf you know you knowâ
duck RIGHT OFF
Well you either did or you didnât.
âIf you know you knowâ
duck RIGHT OFF
Oh Ana!
This thread is pure gold! My list is endless.
âIâve always eaten food/worn clothes so when [insert name of brand] got in touch naturally I jumped at the chance to make some money off you poor schmucksâ
âWinning at Mondayâ (usually said smugly while sitting on a beach on gifted holiday)
âPop of colourâ (more early days Insta)
âBit of Betâ (re leopard print - drives me insane)
âMy crewâ (youâre not a bloody sailor)
âThese little squaresâ (normally accompanied by some gushing about how all the adulation/sympathy has helped when they have experienced one teeny tiny difficult day in their ridiculously privileged lives)
Those who say the best thing about Instagram is promoting lots of small brands...nope itâs all the free clothes you get!
âIâve always eaten food/worn clothes so when [insert name of brand] got in touch naturally I jumped at the chance to make some money off you poor schmucksâ
âWinning at Mondayâ (usually said smugly while sitting on a beach on gifted holiday)
âPop of colourâ (more early days Insta)
âBit of Betâ (re leopard print - drives me insane)
âMy crewâ (youâre not a bloody sailor)
âThese little squaresâ (normally accompanied by some gushing about how all the adulation/sympathy has helped when they have experienced one teeny tiny difficult day in their ridiculously privileged lives)
Those who say the best thing about Instagram is promoting lots of small brands...nope itâs all the free clothes you get!
My squad.
A red lip.
You got this Mama.
Mama heart.
A red lip.
You got this Mama.
Mama heart.
Home instagrammers who say theyâve been faffing/love a good faff. Aka moving the tat around the house to take a slightly different picture than the 2000 others theyâve already posted.
Okay, 2 youtubers this week have said "what a barrrrg!" when they mean "what a bargain!". Nooooooo.
Omg yeah.... Living my best life......Fack offLiving my best life
So, so, so... cute, lovely, exciting etc etc
Holy grail
Good egg
Ugh, actually the worst - mooch! mooching, having a mooch! Nails on a chalkboard for me
Positive vibes only
And
âJealous Hatersâ
duck off
And
âJealous Hatersâ
duck off
Omg
I thought it was only me who noticed the weird fake lisp. Whatâs all that about? Suddenly their tongue is too big for their mouth.
Also the way they whisper into their camera for the stories as their family/friends know theyâre acting like a bleep
Yep, I guess it comes off really quite unprogressive, as if all these adult women have to regress into this simpering cutesy childish girly, rather than their usual more confident voiced selves. It's annoying listening to them "code switch", especially when they put on this lispy voice when talking to their man, or trying to act ditzy. Guess we all know youtubers who do that lol. There is a weird trend in South Korea about this "aeygo", not sure why grown women would want to present themselves like this.
#blessed #ifyouknowyouknow 
#makingmemories
I know mine are hashtags but I HATE them! Especially #blessed usually accompanied with a family photo and #familygoals. Actually you know what I hate all hashtags
#makingmemories I know mine are hashtags but I HATE them! Especially #blessed usually accompanied with a family photo and #familygoals. Actually you know what I hate all hashtags
Fake lisp!? What! Who does this? I can't imagine anyone wanting a speech impediment on purpose
GreywithahintofpinkFake lisp!? What! Who does this? I can't imagine anyone wanting a speech impediment on purpose
* "Ride or die"
* "O.G"
* "Back in the day"
* That video where someone said they were using -old- makeup, and some of the stuff was only under a year launched.
* Any influencer who tells their audience they must buy a 30 quid lipstick, an 80 quid serum then moans bloody murder about having to pay a train fare or cover the cost of a tin of paint themselves.
* "O.G"
* "Back in the day"
* That video where someone said they were using -old- makeup, and some of the stuff was only under a year launched.
* Any influencer who tells their audience they must buy a 30 quid lipstick, an 80 quid serum then moans bloody murder about having to pay a train fare or cover the cost of a tin of paint themselves.