9. Slow cooker slime bread! Orphy B for the win, I feel nauseous remembering it
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Your oats were like something out of The Fly
1. Pants down comment at Labour conference with cheeky sumo top knot - and she was late of course
2. Posting monster munch and lion bars to Australia
3. Go Henry
4. Saving vile fish oil of varying ages in the same bottle in the fridge for an unspecified length of time
5. Wearing SB's top with laser finger tips trying to look like a Ā£Land Liam Gallagher
6. Soup with inexplicable toe nail
7. Sitting in a sunbeam/ in front of pink curtains being responsible for massively filtered good looks (with missing ear lobes
and wandering pupils)
8.granola
9. Man Bees stuffing soup
10. Head Viggle and assorted support Viggles - Linda McCartney
2. Posting monster munch and lion bars to Australia
3. Go Henry
4. Saving vile fish oil of varying ages in the same bottle in the fridge for an unspecified length of time
5. Wearing SB's top with laser finger tips trying to look like a Ā£Land Liam Gallagher
6. Soup with inexplicable toe nail
7. Sitting in a sunbeam/ in front of pink curtains being responsible for massively filtered good looks (with missing ear lobes
and wandering pupils)
8.
9. Man Bees stuffing soup
10. Head Viggle and assorted support Viggles - Linda McCartney
@Switchstreetz search @Falkor posts on the Food & Drink thread youāll see Badger
1. The Eye of Sauron award for ābest public appearanceā
the empty chair at the Labour party conference
2. The Golden Grifty award for āmost egregious waste of money from someone claiming to be poorā
Toni + Guy haircut from the most expensive stylist
3. The Full Moon award for ābest chaosā
Go Henry
4.The Yes Absolutely award for āmost useless/actively harmful adviceā
-im being naughty and breaking impartiality to nominate the dryer fluff and tin can candle lighters in this category, because to this day I still get the shudders when it pops into my head
The advice to a diabetic about her recipes
And yes, your one too @Switchstreetz
5. The Facetune Award for āselfie of the yearā
The meme selfie!
6. The Mission Inn Star Award for ābest slopā
The āSalted caramel pecan butterā that looked like actual tit omg
7. The Novak Nail award for āmost entertaining/outrageous lieā
The lies she tells about the Cabal
8. Missed Deadline Award for āmost urgent item on Kacha's listā see posts by @kachoochoo for the full list in all it's fear and awe inspiring length
Pythagoras
column for the Breakdown
9. (As yet untitled - open to suggestions) award for 'favourite' cabal recreation of a Jack Monroe Recipe
Hoteās Oats (the fact that we were left worried overnight!!)
10. The Silver Poca Plate for āhonorary frau of the yearā
Trifle Defender
the empty chair at the Labour party conference
2. The Golden Grifty award for āmost egregious waste of money from someone claiming to be poorā
Toni + Guy haircut from the most expensive stylist
3. The Full Moon award for ābest chaosā
Go Henry
4.The Yes Absolutely award for āmost useless/actively harmful adviceā
-im being naughty and breaking impartiality to nominate the dryer fluff and tin can candle lighters in this category, because to this day I still get the shudders when it pops into my head
The advice to a diabetic about her recipes
And yes, your one too @Switchstreetz
5. The Facetune Award for āselfie of the yearā
The meme selfie!
6. The Mission Inn Star Award for ābest slopā
The āSalted caramel pecan butterā that looked like actual tit omg
7. The Novak Nail award for āmost entertaining/outrageous lieā
The lies she tells about the Cabal
8. Missed Deadline Award for āmost urgent item on Kacha's listā see posts by @kachoochoo for the full list in all it's fear and awe inspiring length
Pythagoras
column for the Breakdown
9. (As yet untitled - open to suggestions) award for 'favourite' cabal recreation of a Jack Monroe Recipe
Hoteās Oats (the fact that we were left worried overnight!!)
10. The Silver Poca Plate for āhonorary frau of the yearā
Trifle Defender
Badger at Halloween
The Eye of Sauron award for ābest public appearanceā
The This Morning raw linguine shitshow
2. The Golden Grifty award for āmost egregious waste of money from someone claiming to be poorā
Managing to lose an entire laptop.
3. The Full Moon award for ābest chaosā
Fugue state 'stalking' by a neighbour. That time she attacked a school and its teacher.
4. The Yes Absolutely award for āmost useless/actively harmful adviceā
That 75g of sugar + apple sauce+ prunes is 'low sugar' and therefore okay for people with T2D
5. The Facetune Award for āselfie of the yearā
Definitely the Black Pupils of Emptiness or the finger lasers or the 'dog on string' hair rat-tail and Westwood dress combo
6. The Mission Inn Star Award for ābest slopā
The poo and prune traybake.
7. The Novak Nail award for āmost entertaining/outrageous lieā
I'm an alcoholic, I drank 200 units a week
8. Missed Deadline Award for āmost urgent item on Kacha's listā see posts by @kachoochoo for the full list in all it's fear and awe inspiring length
The hair firefighters. I was looking forward to that book.
9. (As yet untitled - open to suggestions) award for 'favourite' cabal recreation of a Jack Monroe Recipe
Hotes Oats.
10. The Silver Poca Plate for āhonorary frau of the yearā
The squiggle who challenged her on Go Henry- she is a hero.
The This Morning raw linguine shitshow
2. The Golden Grifty award for āmost egregious waste of money from someone claiming to be poorā
Managing to lose an entire laptop.
3. The Full Moon award for ābest chaosā
Fugue state 'stalking' by a neighbour. That time she attacked a school and its teacher.
4. The Yes Absolutely award for āmost useless/actively harmful adviceā
That 75g of sugar + apple sauce+ prunes is 'low sugar' and therefore okay for people with T2D
5. The Facetune Award for āselfie of the yearā
Definitely the Black Pupils of Emptiness or the finger lasers or the 'dog on string' hair rat-tail and Westwood dress combo
6. The Mission Inn Star Award for ābest slopā
The poo and prune traybake.
7. The Novak Nail award for āmost entertaining/outrageous lieā
I'm an alcoholic, I drank 200 units a week
8. Missed Deadline Award for āmost urgent item on Kacha's listā see posts by @kachoochoo for the full list in all it's fear and awe inspiring length
The hair firefighters. I was looking forward to that book.
9. (As yet untitled - open to suggestions) award for 'favourite' cabal recreation of a Jack Monroe Recipe
Hotes Oats.
10. The Silver Poca Plate for āhonorary frau of the yearā
The squiggle who challenged her on Go Henry- she is a hero.
1. I just canāt decide
2. The Golden Grifty award for āmost egregious waste of money from someone claiming to be poorā
The Aparthotel and itās kombucha packed fridge
3. The Full Moon award for ābest chaosā
GoHenry because the squiggle had the high ground and it was beautiful. But then Iām torn between this and the school quiet corridor chaos that was a proper turning point for her.
4. The Yes Absolutely award for āmost useless/actively harmful adviceā
Rinse yer bean tins, cut sharp bleeping holes in it and put hot fire inside. Cheap dangerous tea light holders.
5. The Facetune Award for āselfie of the yearā
Dib Dab boy child
6. The Mission Inn Star Award for ābest slopā
Too many to choose. Anything not brown.
7. The Novak Nail award for āmost entertaining/outrageous lieā
200 units a week of booze. An absolute walloper.
8. Missed Deadline Award for āmost urgent item on Kacha's listā see posts by @kachoochoo for the full list in all it's fear and awe inspiring length
Belly button fluff fire lighters. Iām making it up now (just like they do).
9. (As yet untitled - open to suggestions) award for 'favourite' cabal recreation of a Jack Monroe Recipe
Too many - you all deserve an award for putting yourself through it.
10. The Silver Poca Plate for āhonorary frau of the yearā
Iāve had to toss a coin and itās tails so itās ICO squiggle, GOHenry squiggle misses out.
2. The Golden Grifty award for āmost egregious waste of money from someone claiming to be poorā
The Aparthotel and itās kombucha packed fridge
3. The Full Moon award for ābest chaosā
GoHenry because the squiggle had the high ground and it was beautiful. But then Iām torn between this and the school quiet corridor chaos that was a proper turning point for her.
4. The Yes Absolutely award for āmost useless/actively harmful adviceā
Rinse yer bean tins, cut sharp bleeping holes in it and put hot fire inside. Cheap dangerous tea light holders.
5. The Facetune Award for āselfie of the yearā
Dib Dab boy child
6. The Mission Inn Star Award for ābest slopā
Too many to choose. Anything not brown.
7. The Novak Nail award for āmost entertaining/outrageous lieā
200 units a week of booze. An absolute walloper.
8. Missed Deadline Award for āmost urgent item on Kacha's listā see posts by @kachoochoo for the full list in all it's fear and awe inspiring length
Belly button fluff fire lighters. Iām making it up now (just like they do).
9. (As yet untitled - open to suggestions) award for 'favourite' cabal recreation of a Jack Monroe Recipe
Too many - you all deserve an award for putting yourself through it.
10. The Silver Poca Plate for āhonorary frau of the yearā
Iāve had to toss a coin and itās tails so itās ICO squiggle, GOHenry squiggle misses out.
6. best slop and/or 3. best chaos
The time Jack drank all the prune juice, ate prunes and some kind of festering fermented chili sauce her maverick brain had invented, resulting in the live-tweet of her frequenting the toilet
The time Jack drank all the prune juice, ate prunes and some kind of festering fermented chili sauce her maverick brain had invented, resulting in the live-tweet of her frequenting the toilet
1. Turning up late to the conference because she was dicking about with Opal Fruits.
2. Spending weeks on end at a private clinic and not getting better in any way.
3. Del Monte upside down pineapple chicken.
4. Deep frying the contents of the yellow sticker section.
5. Diva.pdf (Is this allowed? It's the least looking Jack of all the Jacks)
6. Vegan 'paella' (Leave us vegans alone thank(space)you.)
7. Her new book, it's never coming!
8. TAXES!!!!!!
9. Hotes Oates!
10. Trifle Defender for life, yo!
2. Spending weeks on end at a private clinic and not getting better in any way.
3. Del Monte upside down pineapple chicken.
4. Deep frying the contents of the yellow sticker section.
5. Diva.pdf (Is this allowed? It's the least looking Jack of all the Jacks)
6. Vegan 'paella' (Leave us vegans alone thank(space)you.)
7. Her new book, it's never coming!
8. TAXES!!!!!!
9. Hotes Oates!
10. Trifle Defender for life, yo!
9 Hotes Oats - it was the prolonged time frame and overnight tension - and that it seemed to gain sentience
I would not be surprised to see it in the new Ghostbusters film!
I can assure you that a lady scientist advised me that anything boiled for that long canāt live....
i don't really want to suggest it, because the winner is already clearly trifle defender, but may I please nominate mr kcc for 'honorary frau' on account of the literal minutes of fun we all had with the mask he got me for my birthday. please and thankspaceyou
Get you a man who gets you, like Mr Kachoochoo, I say!
I make no secret of my fangirling for the trifle defender, but Iām officially changing my honorary Frau nomination to mr kcc!
Suggestion for Novak Nail commemorative 7: āfeeds 6-8, generouslyā
or more generally, plating up food on doll house plates for serving size perception deception
or more generally, plating up food on doll house plates for serving size perception deception