The Royal Family #44

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Tbh, if I was feeling and looking like shit (not that Kate ever does but you know what I mean) and was recovering from major surgery and I thought people might see me, I’d wear big sunnies too.
Same. People are commenting about how puffy and ill she looks even with sunglasses and the considerable graininess to that photo. Dread to think what people would be saying without the sunglasses.

Anyway, new rumour time: I think she’s wearing sunglasses because she’s lost between one and two of her eyes as a complication from abdominal surgery. Her face is puffy because she can’t see how many mini Mars bars she’s eating.
 
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Some people are honestly insane. Kate is dead or in a coma and being hidden after her husband beat her to a pulp, or asked for a divorce so she tried committing suicide. Until she’s actually seen in a car with her mum neither dead nor in a coma, at which point her mum has been recruited by the family to drive a body double around Windsor. Do you not realise how insane that sounds? Jesus Christ, could it be she has surgery and will return at Easter like they said and she just doesn’t want to be seen? Just because your neighbours friends nan was doing a marathon a week after having her organs reorganised doesn’t mean others don’t want to rest. Would bloody hate to work in a workplace with some of these people. Probably can’t even go for a wee without someone speculating why it took you 5 minutes when they can go in 2. God forbid you ring in sick around them and don’t send picture proof.
 
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Anyone who suffers with IBS knows that steroids are part of the course
 
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Is she returning at Easter like Jesus?
 
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A few years ago a friend of a friend was at The Deep in Hull with her twins. Camilla was there for some reason or other and she approached the friend and started up a convo about her Twins. Said she was really nice
 
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That’s funny!! Ahaha
“In other news Uncle Gary is as camp as tits and I bet he’s behind Uncle Andy when the family dinner invites are handed out!”
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I’d say more like a mental Breakdown if it’s to do with that situation feeling you haven’t a say. She is very close to her children. Face swelling can also occur while on psychiatric drugs. I know of two people who had to be hospitalised and for a while after they were very puffy face wise.. then it settled down after a while or a change of drug.
 
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Biggy once said Mo Money Mo Problems
 
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Bet Kate has been sitting in her jammies like fuck this mum give me my jacket and let’s go round the block to shut these fuckers up - then we can continue watching Housewives
They do strike me as being as banal as that. There’s something really unlikeable about them somehow. Can imagine Meghan a nightmare but I think the Carole and Kate combo could be really bullying.
 
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They do strike me as being as banal as that. There’s something really unlikeable about them somehow. Can imagine Meghan a nightmare but I think the Carole and Kate combo could be really bullying.
Based on what. This comment. You know this didn't come from Kate or her mother do you.
 
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Any photos of her not looking impeccable will be trotted out for the next 40+ years. I'd avoid being seen in public under those circumstances as well.
She is one of the most photographed women in the world and the first official photo/appearance of her is going to scrutinised to the hilt. Anything less than perfect will not do. She will reappear when she looks like 'The Princess of Wales' and not before.
 
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I’ve always liked King Charles since being a kid. And I just felt so bad for him after The Queen died. Not having and personal times to just sit and gather his thoughts.
 
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Or maybe Kate looks puffy (not that I see it but let’s role with it) because she and Wills went on a booze the night before while giggling away reading all those theories. A shot for every Crohns comment, champagne for hysterectomy, double shot for extra craziness like killed and replaced by body double (wasn’t there an episode of the Windsors where she was replaced by a robot?) and so on.

Who would have thought getting a shitty fringe would lead to all this drama
 
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That would also explain the sunglasses!
 
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Well according to X the sunglasses are the giveaway Kate isn’t Kate as Carole isn’t wearing sunglasses and she’s being blinded by the sun whilst driving .
 
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Same, I like them both for different reasons. Diana has been turned into a saint which she certainly wasn’t but she wasn’t a bad person either.
I think Diana was ok but I do think she had a sly look about her.
 
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