Current theories about Kate’s whereabouts include: A BBL, botched plastic surgery, divorce, affair, beaten into a coma by an alcoholic william, sectioned, rehab, joined isis, got a fringe and had regrets, is banksy or she’s just fully dead.
Current theories about Kate’s whereabouts include: A BBL, botched plastic surgery, divorce, affair, beaten into a coma by an alcoholic william, sectioned, rehab, joined isis, got a fringe and had regrets, is banksy or she’s just fully dead.
Another I just read is that she’s a master jewellery thief because some tiaras have gone missing from the royal collection.I saw that one the other day. A load of H&M stans really going for that.
Here's the thing though - the Royals are having an absolutely hell of a year so far - the King's cancer/ Catherine's surgery and two week hospital stay, and then Thomas Kingston's very sudden mysterious death. If William had covid for instance I can actually see why they wouldn't announce it - King Constantine's memorial service showed how desperately short of people they are at the moment having to rope in people like Andrew and Fergie - that's desperation. They are looking very weak and vulnerable.Absolutely.
Going by a family member’s experience, the third session is when it really hits, and hair loss and other side effects start to kick in - I wouldn’t be surprised if KC withdraws from the public gaze for the remainder of his treatment.
As for William - It wasn’t a good look for him to bail on yesterday’s memorial service.
If he was ill, surely the Palace would have said so, rather than release such an enigmatic statement.
It's probably not the majority of the population though. It's just some people on Twitter. I don't think most people are thinking too much about it.I saw a full thread of people demanding "proof of life" from KP this week - proof of life? What do they want exactly because lets be honest the same people claiming she's dead are the same people who would claim a photo was fakeI seriously worry for the brain capacity of the mass population sometimes
As the saying goes ... 'they walk among us'I saw a full thread of people demanding "proof of life" from KP this week - proof of life? What do they want exactly because lets be honest the same people claiming she's dead are the same people who would claim a photo was fakeI seriously worry for the brain capacity of the mass population sometimes
Nothing too tin hatty, then.Current theories about Kate’s whereabouts include: A BBL, botched plastic surgery, divorce, affair, beaten into a coma by an alcoholic william, sectioned, rehab, joined isis, got a fringe and had regrets, is banksy or she’s just fully dead.
My fave is the fringe.Nothing too tin hatty, then.
Most of the insane royal theories are nutbars on Twitter. The only non-internetty person I’ve seen comment is my dad, who saw a news item on Charles and murmured “they’re dropping like flies.” The Kate thing is definitely becoming a meme, though. Luckily no one sensible gives any credence to the domestic violence theory, that’s gross. I love the fringe oneIt's probably not the majority of the population though. It's just some people on Twitter. I don't think most people are thinking too much about it.
This is my thought. Kids are gross, even ones that go to posh private schools. One of them probably brought something delightful home with them. It’s still winter after all. Princes are not immune from the illnesses us paupers get.Sorry if I’m stating the obvious but could Wills not just have a stomach bug or something? He’s only human after all. Could be shitting for England and puking his guts up for all we know!
He hasn’t. It got misconstrued !Why has Edward stepped back?
The bottom one is people seeing them practice and assuming it’s for a royal funeral but someone on here explained what it actually was (can’t remember what but definitely not a funeral).Just had a message asking me what's going on and they sent this:
Don't know what the bottom right picture is meant to be about, thoughView attachment 2785779
A photo with a copy of the day's Sun or Daily Mail should clear everything up.I definitely think KP will have seen all the memes and posts on Twitter today. I do wonder if they'll get her to do a hostage style video soon or just a fake papped pic of her on the way to her parents or somewhere
The Prince of Wales will not be attending today because he could shit through the eye of a needle!Sorry if I’m stating the obvious but could Wills not just have a stomach bug or something? He’s only human after all. Could be shitting for England and puking his guts up for all we know!
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