Sits at the fountain and wistfully declares he can’t believe he‘s in France. Almost expected him to break out in that “Can you believe that in England they’ll be having their lunch now, we’re an hour in front so it’s almost like we’re in the future” attempt at existential crap they come out with. Seconds later he full on splashes the girls, every single time, you can set your clock by this 50 year old man being near water and splashing his nieces, the very definition of Uncle Nobhead.
Everything is old town olde worlde all the time. Leigh-hee makes two comments about muscles, mate give it up.
“Everything is natural here, untouched, just like Typhoon Lagoon” I mean you just can’t make it up.
Pizzaboat pizzaboat pizzaboat pizzaboat pizzaboat pizzaboat on second thoughts no let’s not, let’s have coffeeboat, no let’s not because it’s apparently strange for a BOAT to not have COLD MILK on TAP on a 30 degree hot day. Instead let’s just shovel Camembert in to our gobs. That, the other cheese medley and then cheese and bread later.
Nick says “lavender smells of retirement homes” ah yes, you are here in L’Retirement D’Village et Caravannes
Nasha or Pasha ? Looks at a bracelet that is 3.50 (less than Leigh-hee’s bottle of wine) and they just carry on walking. Just buy it her! Give her a positive memory. Inject some positive endorphins into this relentless uphill slog of a holiday. But a few minutes later HE BUYS HIMSELF BEADS FROM FROOONCE. Wtf.
Best Leigh-hee for today is surely referring to Gin liquer as “30% euros”.
1 minute clip of a feral rodent licking itself clean with its slimy tongue, and then the camera went off Leigh-hee and on to a cat.