The Lodge Guys #21 Botched Hair Transplants, Exploited Aunts and Holiday Soiled Pants!

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CuriosityKitty

CuriosityKitty

Ladysarah123 said:
The food in the “trendy” restaurant didn’t look very appealing to me
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Looked like a frozen microwave potato with a slice of orange plastic cheese on top with a dollop of sour cream :sick: $40 for a manky potato, omelette and two frozen teas, they saw them coming!
Probably only drank water at wine bar george as they'd spent the food budget for the day:ROFLMAO:

Emmy79 said:
Don't forget the hot sauce! 😋😋😋😋
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Or HP brown sauce or marmite:ROFLMAO:
 
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swipeup

Ladysarah123 said:
The food in the “trendy” restaurant didn’t look very appealing to me
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A baked potato and an omelette. Their definition of trendy is very different to mine. But then again I haven't described anything as "trendy" since 1988.
 
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MummaK

Prick …. I really want tapas .. I want tapas and beer …. Lets eat a baked potato and an omelet and pineapple iced tea 🤦‍♀️
And a bit late to the party with bubble tea! With ‘a straw… a really long straw that goes to the bottom of the cup’
They’re giving Little Britain a run for their money!
 
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Lifeisgood

Lifeisgood

Coming to the next slog - Prick makes a roast dinner with this incredible product and proclaims it the best chicken he's ever tasted.

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For anybody who hasn't seen this before :sick:

 
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PJones

MummaK said:
Prick …. I really want tapas .. I want tapas and beer …. Lets eat a baked potato and an omelet and pineapple iced tea 🤦‍♀️
And a bit late to the party with bubble tea! With ‘a straw… a really long straw that goes to the bottom of the cup’
They’re giving Little Britain a run for their money!
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You mean droppings!
 
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CuriosityKitty

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PJones said:
To show they have money and that they tip?
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Well it shows they are happy to spend $22/£17 for a glass of red and a bowl of olives, and $40 plus change on a baked potato, omelette and 2 iced teas. Very much doubt that they included a tip at the cafe as surely it would have just been $40 flat, not $40 with random change.

And $55 in Walmart on salad and a box of Just for men hair dye. Clearly they're dyeing hair on the weekly if they needed a box of that 2 days into the holiday.
 
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Emmy79

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CuriosityKitty said:
And $55 in Walmart on salad and a box of Just for men hair dye. Clearly they're dyeing hair on the weekly if they needed a box of that 2 days into the holiday.
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They also claimed to have bought mouthwash at Walmart but pretty sure they had mouthwash in the crap they left at Bazzas......how much mouthwash do 2 men use (or drink)?
 
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Lovegin

Lovegin

I wouldn’t worry about having a baked potato for lunch but having a bp that has squirty cheese on 🤢

As for the pool, how long does it have to be tit for environmental health to get involved? First thing it’s open and both idiots put their hands in the water
 
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PJones

Emmy79 said:
They also claimed to have bought mouthwash at Walmart but pretty sure they had mouthwash in the crap they left at Bazzas......how much mouthwash do 2 men use (or drink)?
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Yes I'm sure prick said they had left some there
 
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