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I bet they lay in bed and watch all the work out videos
Telling each other how amazing they and answering each other’s questions “what are we doing antwon booboo?”
While daycare Derrick puts the kids to bed
Telling each other how amazing they and answering each other’s questions “what are we doing antwon booboo?”
While daycare Derrick puts the kids to bed
Antonnnnnnnny how fast did I do my 5k?
Yeah but Antonnnnnnny I am soooooooooo excited you quit the Keto diet so I can regaaaaaaaaiiiin 110% control of absoluuuuuuuuutely everything
Lets buzz off to the fake clobber shop in Manchester Antonnnnnnnnny, Subwaaaaaaay for lunch, leave Aaaaaaarrfffy and H at home again cos we can’t be arsed to parent, our egos are much higher priority
I want more validation and praise Antonnnnnnnny, those XS legggggggins I bought in Primaaaaaark for a barg price of £2 are too big for me, do they look too baggy Antonnnnnnny??
Us Tattlers can write the script for Sunday..........
Happy Sundaaaaaaay, we are offffffff to Aldi together, I can’t go on my own can I Antonnnnnnny cos I don’t like doing anything without my bestie do I? I don’t mind going here there and everywhere without the boys though do we Antonnnnnnny?
We are back from Aldi and this is what we bought.......
*Straaaaaaawbs for H to stab the packaging like a microwave meal
*Bluebs for Antonnnnnnnnny’s overnight oaaaaaaats, he adds protein powder to them now don’t you Antonnnnnnny?
*Deodorant, I had to borrow some of yours didn’t I Antonnnnnnnny as I’d ran out weeks ago and as we all know I don’t go anywhere without him by my side
*Laundry tablets, I am always doing washing aren’t I Antonnnnnny but don’t do any for my own Dad who I like to portray as living here but he is really just at our beck and call for looking after the kids all the time so we can buzz off on our own
*Snacks
*Potaoes so we can have chips done in the Actifry every night
*Sugary drinks for H’s packed lunch
*Prooooooootein Yogs for me, I think these are expensive but the kids have the cheapest yogs in the shop, I only splash out for me and Antonnnnnnny
*Cuuuuucs - I love a cringe abbreviation don’t I Antonnnnnnny?
*More snacks for H, extra snacks for Arffffffffy
*Some cheap nasty wine that we can drink in our best wine glasses and dilute it with some 17pence lemonade, cos we like to show off in a lame attempt to look like we’ve got the biggest disposable income on the new build estate, did we mention we live in a detached new build Antonnnnnnny?
*Some baaaaaaaaarg bits for the kids snack cupboard, Antonnnnnnny did I tell our followers that the kids need lots of snacks?
Happy Sundaaaaaaay, we are offffffff to Aldi together, I can’t go on my own can I Antonnnnnnny cos I don’t like doing anything without my bestie do I? I don’t mind going here there and everywhere without the boys though do we Antonnnnnnny?
We are back from Aldi and this is what we bought.......
*Straaaaaaawbs for H to stab the packaging like a microwave meal
*Bluebs for Antonnnnnnnnny’s overnight oaaaaaaats, he adds protein powder to them now don’t you Antonnnnnnny?
*Deodorant, I had to borrow some of yours didn’t I Antonnnnnnnny as I’d ran out weeks ago and as we all know I don’t go anywhere without him by my side
*Laundry tablets, I am always doing washing aren’t I Antonnnnnny but don’t do any for my own Dad who I like to portray as living here but he is really just at our beck and call for looking after the kids all the time so we can buzz off on our own
*Snacks
*Potaoes so we can have chips done in the Actifry every night
*Sugary drinks for H’s packed lunch
*Prooooooootein Yogs for me, I think these are expensive but the kids have the cheapest yogs in the shop, I only splash out for me and Antonnnnnnny
*Cuuuuucs - I love a cringe abbreviation don’t I Antonnnnnnny?
*More snacks for H, extra snacks for Arffffffffy
*Some cheap nasty wine that we can drink in our best wine glasses and dilute it with some 17pence lemonade, cos we like to show off in a lame attempt to look like we’ve got the biggest disposable income on the new build estate, did we mention we live in a detached new build Antonnnnnnny?
*Some baaaaaaaaarg bits for the kids snack cupboard, Antonnnnnnny did I tell our followers that the kids need lots of snacks?
Socially inept saddos, those kids will grow up inheriting Jenna and Antonnnnnnny’s lack of social skills and bad manners and will only be able to interact with screens rather than human beings 
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Don’t wanna brag or anything but I guessed every single item on the Aldi haul correctly ,just call me mystic meg
I see Antwon on his day off has to do the school run with Jenna, wonder what she thinks he will get up to in that short space of time if left alone!
So where’s Arrrrrrfy like?? Making the oat pancakes for breakfast or peeling the potatoes for Actifry chips tonight??
He’s the third child
Derrick can’t even have a Lay-in!!!! Cheeky buggers got to be up to look after arf
#prayforderrick
Seriously though he gets treated appallingly, not included in mealtimes, has to do his own washing, cleans the chickens out, looks after the kids ALL the time, probably has to do part time photography / videography for Jenna & Antonnnnnny when they need to appear together on pics and vids (filtered afterwards by Antonnnnny using his autumn presets in case you were wondering)
Do you reckon he decorated the living room as well?And when he’s summoned to cut the grass
Mans a cardboard cut out I wouldn’t worry
It is cos you are my bestie aren’t you Antonnnnnnny??Anthony?...... Anthony???
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‘Oh my goooooodness’
Is that in response to H laying in bed eating chocolate and a huge bag of crisps whilst playing on the iPad?
Oh antwon I actually threw up in my mouth!
He’s clearly done something to upset her and is trying to crawl his back in! Either that or she’s posted it herself with obvs the autumn preset 
If I posted that about my husband on Facebook calling him my best friend he would probably divorce me from embarrassment !
Oh grow a set of balls man you are not permanently attached to each other you have a family - maybe you should stop relying on grandad Derrick and start being parents!!!
He’s clearly done something to upset her and is trying to crawl his back in! Either that or she’s posted it herself
with obvs the autumn preset If I posted that about my husband on Facebook calling him my best friend he would probably divorce me from embarrassment !
Oh grow a set of balls man you are not permanently attached to each other you have a family - maybe you should stop relying on grandad Derrick and start being parents!!!
He’s just portraying a day in the life - with Jenna holding him by the short and curlies