The Kearns #50 Media Mogul Extraordinaire, whatever babes, just fix ya hair!

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Yeah I'm waiting for the day she tries to hard launch Knox. Last week it's let's be careful of social media, this week it let's show the aunties your tricks

It's so weird to me that she's encouraging her children to take notice of what the 'people of instagram' think of them. She's setting them up to be bullied and ridiculed. She'll only have herself to blame when it happens.
 
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He was probably too busy DM’ing Bunnings from his knoxkearnsofficial insta account. He’s a fundraising extraordinaire now and needs to lock in a date to run a sausage sizzle all on his own. He is raising money for his not for profit charity, My Parents Pimped Me Out As A Kid And Now I Need To Pay For A Lifetime Of Therapy. He hasn’t got time to listen to a coach.
 
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This is not a flex, it's weird and sad that your child would say that.
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Yep that absolutely reeks of an upcoming 'but the children wannntttttt to be shown online so here they are' declaration. Not everything is about you Sez, do the right thing FFS. Get these kids who have been pimped out since birth OFFLINE. It's gross and purely about you at this stage.
 
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Omg no one cares! Also same - my third was by far the most sporty as he has been playing with older siblings for years by the time he got into sport! My kids all did sport from about 3! Little kickers, miniroos etc! Always sport or gym type programs while other kids at school - Finn was playing league in kindy why is he the only kid prioritised? We juggle 4 kids age gap 11 years on a sat morning! Have to call in help but we get it done! Sometimes they play in opposite directions 1.5 hours away! Teddy is so behind it’s not even funny! And mum did you post to instagram cringe cringe cringe! Don’t worry about the poor kid you are filmings privacy! All three boys training there is this a sponsored gig she isn’t declaring right now!?
 
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Probably realised it was a shit parenting moment when she only got a ticket for Finn and not include Knox.
It was also because it’s too hard for Teddy to keep up with his older brothers. Don’t you know how hard it is being the youngest of three boys!? It’s why he’s always napping at less than ideal times, has no confidence and loves his iPad. His iPad is his only friend.
 
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All three boys training there is this a sponsored gig she isn’t declaring right now!?
I have a feeling it is. It’s a relatively new soccer centre and they’ve been advertising everywhere at the moment and trying to compete with well established soccer centres.
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This has me in stitches. Although a Kearns legal letter always makes me laugh.
 
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I’d love to know what the “non scale victories” are according to Sez. By all accounts, she’s stressed and her sleep is terrible without an expensive vitamin patch. Her skin looks awful and her hair is falling out. Her elbow was in physical pain all of last year. So…we’re down to the victory is that…she is skinnier and needs smaller clothes? Got it.
 

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It is Origin day… is another night out for Brad on the cards? Seeing as Finn is a huge football fan will he get an invite?

Will Brad be left to sleep in the garage when he gets home?
 
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Nice to see Sez fulfilling her promises again and NOT drawing the comp winner last night.
 
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When you have to resort to “entertaining” your followers with a story on how to use a toaster, it’s definitely time to remove “content creator” from your instagram bio, babes.
 
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Her a ads are giving Danoz Direct vibes...aka LAME. Unfortunately she's also back to using that sing song voice, you have been warned lovely tattlers. And again I have to laugh at Sez, of all people, advertising a dental care product
 

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