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She’s so terrible at selling products.
someone asks how it works and all she can say is ‘you hold it like this…’.
coupled with only being able to say ‘the big O’ and ‘your sensitive spot’, I really don’t believe she actually uses this and she certainly doesn’t make me want to.
why don’t you speak about the settings, Sezzy? How long does a charge last for? Is it easy to travel with? I mean, anything at this point would be helpful if someone is considering buying a vibrator.
 
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Yes this! Mostly she just says 'buy all the colours'. Ermmm ok, so I'm out laying $450? Just to make sure there's one fully charged at all times? Babes...they charge pretty quickly + I sincerely doubt you are requiring a fully charged vibrator to be on hand 24/7

'sensitive spot'
 
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Omg she can't even fucking say orgasm or clit she's such a vanilla prude. Go back to missionary with your troll midget husband. God they're repulsive!
 
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Holy shit.
I have just had the school insta show me that lil Obknoxious was at the principal’s lunch. Talk about a jump scare. This is the real reason she isn’t showing her kids faces any more, I just know it.
He looks just like his Mum.
Sorry but we’re gonna need a photo for reference
 
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Seriously pisses me off. It's obvious she has zero content without her ugly kids. She is protecting nothing now.
 
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Wow, she lasted 2.5 months not showing the swamp monsters....and let's face it, it was a completely half assed effort for those 2.5 months. What an absolute fuckwit!
 
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Finn is starting to look more and more like Brad from Campbelltown. Here I was thinking one of him is gross and now he’s got a pre-pubescent clone.
 
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Claims that she can’t say those words because she’ll get shadow banned, Amy G advertises the exact same product with zero issues, describes the settings in depth etc. From memory, Laura B used the naughty words to advertise it too. So much for empowering women, hey Sez?

Also, Sez saying go out and buy all the colours so it’s always charged. Amy saying she uses hers all the time and the charge lasts forever. Sez, tell me you don’t actually use it without showing me

(Looks like they were both told to throw up a question box asking for a code so they could direct people to the sale 🥱)
 

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This is really sad. If my husband used the word “Nice” to describe our sex life I would be genuinely offended and he’s not even a *wRiTeR*…

“Doesn’t get in the way” probably not hard when your husband is the human equivalent of a Shetland pony

She genuinely doesn’t realise how sad it comes across when she reveals details about their sex life. I feel sorry for her. But she’s also still a lying, bullying, two-faced, block trigger-happy bitch so I don’t feel tooooo sorry for her.
 
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I've never heard an adult say o to describe an orgasm. It's so childish.
 
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I think she asked him to send her a message so that she could show it to her followers to prove how much he loves her, but it falls so flat. Could have even sent it to herself. There’s honestly more chemistry in the messages between my husband and I when talking about who is doing the school run or what is for dinner.
 
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And all bets are off with regards to not sharing the children online. You suck Sarah, like you lasted what, a month?
Cue the Outspoken post I reckon (I hope...this basic binch deserves to be shown for who she truly is)
 
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