The Kearns #50 Media Mogul Extraordinaire, whatever babes, just fix ya hair!

[finallyhereforthetea]

All three boys training there is this a sponsored gig she isn’t declaring right now!?

I have a feeling it is. It’s a relatively new soccer centre and they’ve been advertising everywhere at the moment and trying to compete with well established soccer centres.
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He was probably too busy DM’ing Bunnings from his knoxkearnsofficial insta account. He’s a fundraising extraordinaire now and needs to lock in a date to run a sausage sizzle all on his own. He is raising money for his not for profit charity, My Parents Pimped Me Out As A Kid And Now I Need To Pay For A Lifetime Of Therapy. He hasn’t got time to listen to a coach.

This has me in stitches. Although a Kearns legal letter always makes me laugh.

 

[StateOfMind]

Gee if ever the title of this thread has rang true, it’s that snippet. I hope she’s not publicly thanking her hairdresser at any time, that hair is FRIIIIIEEDDDD
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Affirmative. Jump on over to the Chloe thread

Bahaha just checked this out and Bobby Fisher from Home & Away

Sez jumping on absolutely any bandwagon to boost her profile/following = desperado

 

[Thatsmeinthecorner]

Can we talk about her posture? Those round shoulders.....

 

[phonies]

Finn is probably the favourite because like DaDMuM’s gender-norm bending fuckery, they’re bending the norms of birth order by balancing out every other hard done by middle child. It’s fucking nauseating the problems they think they’re solving. Fuckfaces.

 

[waitingandwondering]

Reducing screen time on school days going well then?
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Why arent they using the “art studio”?

 

[phonies]

Good lord, Sarah. Your children aren't funny. On what planet is this a funny interaction? Certainly doesn't look like it was drawn by a child Knox's age

Sophie Guidolin has one for sale, I’m surprised this doesn’t come up in Sezzy’s $12k coaching sessions.

Also, of course Sez wants one of the ugliest and most dysfunctional status symbols known to humans. She’s all about what things look like and not what they are - such a dumb Kearnt this one!

 

[canijustsay]

New follow for her…

 

[canijustsay]

This is totally swamp donkeys style

 

[amiallowedhere]

Re-sharing this gem from my coeliac friend who still really liked them. Pretty sure she got blocked not long after this… She was actually quite upset. I haven’t spoken to her in a long time but I hope she’s seen the light.

She is fucked!!! I don’t follow her so don’t care if I get blocked, might have to remind her she said this one day

 

[canijustsay]

What happened to those baby books she coloured in… oh that’s right sponsored content

 

[Cheesecakelover]

Her knees have been smoothed/filtered into oblivion!!!!!?!??

What age does this moronic piece of shit think she is?

 

[StateOfMind]

Fuck wouldn’t you love to hit that smug ugly face with a shovel. Lol. fuck off you germ.
I always thought the kids looked like Sarah.
Turns out they get their unappealing vomit worthy features from both their inbred parents.

Not even the magic mirror can help them.

 

[gawjussssfabric]

If she’s lost so much weight, why doesn’t that shacket look oversized it was so tight before.

 

[kearns legal letter]

Legit question - Do many schools have such a heavy social media presence? Their kids school posts so much, they must have a full time social media person. I’ve not seen another school like it.

My kids used to go to a school that has a heavy social media presence. They do have a marketing manager and have Instagram handles for not just the school but all the different academy’s they have. It was really excessive. Our current school posts once or twice a week and only really to highlight events like sports carnivals, camps, fundraisers (not single handedly organised by Knox), senior school balls, term reminders etc.

 

[StateOfMind]

Is there a day goes by where she doesn't purchase something?

More dollars than sense 🫠

 

[basketballbelly]

Sarah did something useful for once in her life! Well for me anyway, I didn't realise there was a new spin off of Camp Cretaceous which I LOVE but I don't generally spend alot of time watching tv/scrolling netflix.

 

[notgifted]

Imagine being a grown man and wearing a matching Nike tech fleece tracksuit. All the eshays hanging at Tuggerah Westfield will have a right old laugh at old mate

Love to see him in a scrap with one lol

 

[fulltimeEffluenter]

I'm surprised ol'mate brother kearns isn't coming to the rescue like he did last year. I guess she's burnt that bridge too

They’re getting along with her family… maybe that was forced to happen because they fell out with his family and had nobody left to dump the animals on?

 

[screenfreelookatme]

I notice that the many, many gifted water bottles she’s promoted over the years are gone and have been replaced with these Nike ones. I hope Knoxxxxay’s is pink.

 

[livin_the_nuffy_life]

That skate ramp was very costly to build.
I hope if they have dismantled it they donated it somewhere.
What a fucking waste.