The Kearns #50 Media Mogul Extraordinaire, whatever babes, just fix ya hair!

[NipNops]

So I wanted to see if big Sezempic and her big w campaign still existed on insta. Instead, meta AI came back with this. She’s even showing her controversy in searches….hahaha killing it big girl!

 

[kearns legal letter]

Be about as good as the Rocky Kearns official page

I just had a look at that page. Surely with the captions on each photo, it has to be a tattlers burner account?

 

[SlothSmoth]

Hey Brad,

I’m just a kid from Frankston (IYKYK), that was raised in a split family, my dad died, I was sexually abused a lot, and bullied extensively. Guess what - I still got my VCE, a uni degree, have a beautiful home with a very small mortgage and a genuinely happy marriage (ie…. Not for insta) and two kind, caring and gorgeous kids who can also be absolute turds). And I managed to do all of this without playing the victim card or trying to get people to feel sorry for me.

 

[saaahhhhreal]

Babes, you married the only bloke that would fuck you and then stage 5ed the putrid fuck.

Can she legit get better content!? 'Marry your best friend' fuckingggg yawn.

easy to be your best friend when he's your only friend

 

[GemmaBish]

What about Bobley, Sez?
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She looks like she is taking her teenage son out to drop him off to the skate park to hang 10 with his mates.

 

[GlenCocoGoneLoco]

This is not a flex, it's weird and sad that your child would say that.

 

[how.now.brown.cow]

Wow, thread #50. What a wild ride it's been! The Kearnts are how I found tattle, by googling them because I had an inkling they were cunts and turns out I was right. I joined in around thread #20 and can't believe we're at #50 now! Thanks for all the laughs fellow tattlers, I love being loved by you 🫶

 

[screenfreelookatme]

The cheap, plastic stick on hooks. The mismatched hangers.

I can’t.

 

[screenfreelookatme]

Cringing so much at these “bedroom makeovers”. Her aesthetic is “bought a house that wasn’t fit for purpose so now we have to store our clothing on the walls because it doesn’t fit anywhere else”.

 

[phonies]

PSA: If you refer to Outspoken, please upload screenshots as it is a closed group and they are known to delete posts toot sweet if they get too controversial or the @kearns legal letter gets delivered. We need receipts and to be able to join in on the magic that is others hating on these Kearnts. Thank you and bless all the Tattle aunties. I love being loved by you.

 

[how.now.brown.cow]

Hahahaha wow, popped in toaster until they popped up no shit, Sez! That's generally how toasters work....... Even though your followers are brain-dead idiots, they aren't so stupid that they don't know how to toast a fucking pita bread.

 

[phonies]

Us:
Brad’s shoes:
Us:

 

[canijustsay]

Hahaha an investment!

my investments that I’ll have into my 50’s include superannuation and a share portfolio, cos I don’t spend every cent I have on trivial shit for the gram.

Hope they fall overboard on their cruise

 

[screenfreelookatme]

Sarah at Easter: my boys are all grown up and too old for arts and craft
Sarah now: we’re in our art and craft era!

Her plan to keep the kids off devices appears to literally be keep buying new shit every single day. How sustainable.

 

[screenfreelookatme]

The audacity of posting about their interests all day, the exact time and location of their sports class, snippets of conversations and then backing it up with “it’s not about their faces, it’s about protecting their privacy”. Covering their faces is literally the only thing you’ve changed.

Every day you seem to post something about the boys wanting to be online or ask Instagram something. It may not be too early to get them into some decent therapy to work through their issues.

 

[PigTrotter POV]

Is it just me or is it so embarrassing that her kids actually ask to be filmed,
Like is that fkn normal? My kid at that age didn’t want a camera shoved anywhere near his face.
He was obviously enjoying life,
What a bloody hoot being in that family would be,

 

[Broken Veneers]

A small excerpt from the school's weekly newsletter - are the kids in the right school?

 

[Toilet toothbrush]

Who else finds it hard to believe that Teddy knows what literal means and how to say it?

 

[NipNops]

Hey Brad…wanna blowie? I’ll try not to scrape my snaggle tooth on your gym babe’s fanny encrusted little doodle.

 

[screenfreelookatme]

On closer inspection, I don’t think she’s there actually marching, she’s on the sidelines as usual. Really did stumble across it by mistake. I bet she couldn’t believe her luck at being able to post a couple of token photos for clout.