I just saw this on Laura’s Insta and nearly broke my fingers running here to post “how nice of Sarah to let a whole random class come to her house”I didn’t realise Laura lived so local to Sez
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And after that it will extend again.They’re keeping the power station open another 2 years…
Potentially longer
I would rather fuck a tree stump. soz the snoz would be as exciting in bed as a dead fish, lights off bed socks on and the starfish position. It would be like fucking a log.Much to my disgust, I don’t think he’d have too much trouble finding someone to hook up with if they ‘know of him’. Just look through his and her dribble post comments and you can see all of the desperate (and naive) women who think he’s an amazing husband and dad and how they wish they had someone like that etc… *vom*
Yes I have no doubt those fucked up bogan trash single mother's that believe the shit he spouts would throw themselves at him. The would be absolute scum but he wouldn't care it would still be a step up from the ogre. I love the PG reference 100% doing it to piss her off.Much to my disgust, I don’t think he’d have too much trouble finding someone to hook up with if they ‘know of him’. Just look through his and her dribble post comments and you can see all of the desperate (and naive) women who think he’s an amazing husband and dad and how they wish they had someone like that etc… *vom*
I agree with everything, except the socks. Go have an orgasm or 5 with the Major with your socks on and then come back and tell me how it was. I don’t know what it is about orgasms and socks, butI would rather fuck a tree stump. soz the snoz would be as exciting in bed as a dead fish, lights off bed socks on and the starfish position. It would be like fucking a log.
I heard this on The Guardian today and had a little giggle thinking of the inbred swamp ogre clan.They’re keeping the power station open another 2 years…
Potentially longer
I do like to wear my bed sox hahahahaha, I will admit to that.. toe curling!!!I agree with everything, except the socks. Go have an orgasm or 5 with the Major with your socks on and then come back and tell me how it was. I don’t know what it is about orgasms and socks, but
I wonder if she would like the family of red belly blacks we had living under our outdoor area. I would get the Major to take a little drive up there and ever so nicely hand them to the cadet. We could be besties !!!I heard this on The Guardian today and had a little giggle thinking of the inbred swamp ogre clan.
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We have some snake content!
I adore snakes, I also adore seeing Sarah’s extreme receding hairline. Sis, wtf!? Get off the energy patches and get on the rogaine.
Additionally, that vivarium is fucking tiny. When I had a hatchling, we put him in a much larger tank, upgrading to a massive home made habitat when he reached about 5 years old. Old big spender Sez plans on buying Finn a new vivarium every year for the next four years. That reptile shop must have seen the dollar signs on her consumerist forehead (because there isn’t much hair there) when she walked in. What a scam!
And then in the next story does a ad for the patches...please make it make sense SezView attachment 2954068
Hi Sarah, this is in fact an ad. Please disclose ads correctly. If this is your “job” please do it properly.
I think she bought the patches and got given a 15% off code. A lot of places do that when you buy something, it’s nothing special. But she’s trying to show how popular her code is so she can land a contract from the school pick up line and get her patches for free. I can see right through her!And then in the next story does a ad for the patches...please make it make sense Sez
The big and little ship has sailed on the chance of Sezzy having healthy hair. That shit is boofy, fried and fucking right off her head all at the same time.I think she bought the patches and got given a 15% off code. A lot of places do that when you buy something, it’s nothing special. But she’s trying to show how popular her code is so she can land a contract from the school pick up line and get her patches for free. I can see right through her!
You know what else gives you energy, immunity and good quality sleep?! Nutrients from food! Eat some Sez, it’ll do you and your shit hair the world of good.
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