The Kearns #46 Mirror mirror on the wall, where’s the project Sez promised us all?

[theweeklyblowout]

Now she’s after a gifted learning tower? They’re for toddlers!!!! If your kids can’t safely reach the stove, then maybe they shouldn’t be at the stove? Get a stool. Teddy is 5.5 FFS.

In her defence, with their genetics, those boys will require a learning tower for many decades to come.

 

[SmallDickEnergy]

This ridiculous car puts out strong smol dick energy 🤏

Hence the birth of my user name

 

[thatbluebikini]

How can some simultaneously look 4 and 54 years old?

 

[Lord Of The Lies]

Her BP a ad has Widdles picking up his 12:15pm a iced coffee at 10:03am as shown on his phone

 

[emmygluewho]

Ah yes, I love a nice savoury orange in my fruit salad. Washed down with a nice savoury orange juice. View attachment 2772379

'Savoury, like an Orange'

Sorry!? WHAT!? She truly is just dogshit at EVERYTHING.

 

[hazelnot]

I'm sorry, 1.5 hours to blow dry hair? Is that real?! Was she just getting Finny to blow on it?!?
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Wouldn't most hair AIR DRY in less than 1.5 hours?

 

[phonies]

Hey Brandley, if you’re such a big Broncos fan (the biggest little Broncos fan, even!), and you’re as rich as your wife wants us to believe… why didn’t you go to Vegas for opening weekend?

Please lock in any of these options?
You have no money.
Big Sez said no and chained you up.
Your teenage criminal record is a bit risky for the ol’ ESTA check.
You have no mates to go with.
You have to work 17 hours days and couldn’t get the time off work.

 

[thatbluebikini]

Fuck me, it’s just a walk. Why such fanfare?

I go for a walk every day with my dog. Remember what dogs are Sarah? They need to be walked.

 

[screenfreelookatme]

It’s week five trolls. Are we ever getting project slow??

 

[phonies]

May I just remind all the hilarious Tattle Aunties of these. Still appropriate because we’re still in our Blink era because Finn and his drum kit will get the call up any day now, and someone suggested that we save them.

There were 50 votes and the Top 3 were tied.

 

[Gomi goner]

The comparison has been made here before, but with her receding hairline, gaping open mouth, and those flared nostrils, she's the spitting image Voldemort.
The straight-on angle does not do her face any favours... but then again, the side angle is just as bad!
Poor old beaky!

 

[Thatsmeinthecorner]

Influencer Sarah: Monday is a great day to join a gym. I look and feel so much better for going to the gym.

Also Influencer Sarah :

 

[Kalesmoothie]

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Game changer. Pfft. This was posted in a local mum's group on fb and I had to double check that it wasn't Sezzy who posted it. Only had two comments, so the interaction levels are equal to her posts. It reads like a #CoMpEnSaTeDcOlLaBoRaTiOn as well, AKA as if Sez had scripted it.

That’s hilarious
My kid sees a dietician for medical reasons and i asked her about NutraOrganics. She said that the fact she hadn’t heard of it was not an encouraging sign and then pulled it up while we were on an appointment and basically laughed at how shit it is. Lol.

 

[phonies]

Sez’s foot shape + her birthday nails =

 

[Thatsmeinthecorner]

Single mother sister doing very well for herself

 

[StateOfMind]

Um, so what are our thoughts on this? The actual COACH can't make training on the first training 'sesh' of the year? So maybe he ain't the best choice of coach

 

[screenfreelookatme]

They look like her Blink 182 nails. I think she has colours on her nails this week.

You’re right, Brad’s phone says February. It was probably the day of the concert while the kids were out and Sez is in the car doing the filming. What a tool

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[mummasoc]

So disappointed in Maggie Dent. She definitely has NOT done due diligence on these guys. Maybe attach the doxing screen shots to your email. Can’t wait to post a review on Apple
Podcast

 

[Thatsmeinthecorner]

For Gods sake...do this "hot girl" walk and shut up about it..

 

[kaysie303]

Sadly she couldn't have written this as he used AN correctly.