As an avid watcher of these threads it’s no surprise that I can’t stand these inbred shitstains. But I’m feeling extra ranty today so here goes…
FUCK OFF YOU PACK OF KEARNTS!!! Despite what you keep trying to portray, you are not “goals”. The only goals in your lives are that overpriced, overhyped and overinflated-sense-of-self-esteem-induced set of soccer goals that Brandley made on one his famous “free weekends”. We all know you hate each other, are in massive amounts of debt, you live on a fucking swamp and your kids have no hope.
It’s a tough call which Kearnt I despise more but I will say that at least Brandley has a real job (aside from that brief sojourn of being the Aged Care King, doing mArKeT rEsEaRcH and pretending to be best buds with all their local MP’s). I reckon after his gym girl was exposed it all blew up, they had a massive fight about how shit literally everything in their lives is and he finally grew some balls and told her to get a life/job outside of Instagram. Only she didn’t listen to the “outside of Instagram” bit and that’s what this pathetic Glow bullshit is attempting to be, a job (HA! Let’s all laugh together)
They low key cannot stand each other and are just waiting for the other one to pack it in and quit, because neither of them will admit that they are fucking miserable and do not belong together. Maybe those 18 year old kids with a dream actually had no fucking clue after all. The whole “love being loved by you” schtick is just to get people on side when it all blows up - OMG I can’t believe this has happened, you guys were the perfect couple, never saw it coming, how could he/she do this?!
And I know some don’t like when we comment on the kids but fuck it. It’s not even a snark on them really, as they are a direct product of Sez and Brandley’s shit parenting. Their kids are the furthest from the kind, loving and funny boys that they so desperately try to convince everyone of. In reality they are snot-nosed, stunted, obnoxious little shits and if any of my kids struck up a friendship with a child with even 10% of a Kearnts kid character trait, I would actively discourage that friendship.
Lose as much weight as you want Sez, but you’ll never lose that hideous personality