The Kearns #32 Jacks of all trades, masters of none. All fun and games til the flood waters come!

[screenfreelookatme]

Happy Easter, Sez. You’re doing so great. People really loved the content this weekend 🫶

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They collectively lost 40 followers yesterday alone….

Haha snap

 

[DoomScroller]

The amount this thing has cost possibly could of paid a professional to build a good one, supported a local business…this also looks odd, like so long but no depth….I’m not a skater, I have no clue

What a shame that there wasn't a local skate business they could have supported.

 

[kearns legal letter]

Think Lake Mac Council need a little email or 10 about this. Surely it would need a permit or a DA or something. Maybe it also needs a “disturbing the peace” complaint or three.

Add in an email to the school from concerned parents that their kids were on her stories alongside sex toy ads while you’re at it.

 

[screenfreelookatme]

I still have the ick from “here’s a children’s birthday party, oh let’s take a quick ad break to talk about sex toys”.

 

[notgifted]

Oh but it will be everyone else's fault but their own. 'sadly, due to a handful of disgusting, negative trolls, all of the hard work and effort Brad put in to the skate ramp for our kind, respectful and loving boys is now going to waste. We weren't hurting anyone and it's a shame that a few people have to ruin things for everyone'.
No, assholes. There's a process for these kind of things, and you aren't above council permits just because you want to flaunt your seemingly never ending pile of cash to your bogan followers

Just like it wouldn’t have been their fault when they dug out their mini backyard before a pool application was been approved and said it was due to a dodgy pool guy, no, it wasn’t his fault, it was theirs for not waiting on an approval and thinking they’ll just get to have whatever they want.

 

[emmygluewho]

That hair coming out of his nose irritates me beyond belief. If you're going to grow a mo keep it well groomed Brad.

Brad looks great for 53.

 

[Feral Beryl]

Haha shit. A sex toy add after your sons birthday stories. Gross man

 

[screenfreelookatme]

So he is a fucking engineer now too… why does sez have libido issues with such a sex God husband

Brad said he watched a heap of YouTube videos and no doubt did a shit tonne of Googling, maybe it’a not plans but certainly a lot of the measurements and finer details. But yes Sarah, Brad is the King of Everything. Nothing he can’t do (except do the laundry properly).

 

[fulltimeEffluenter]

It’s usually sitting on the bench in her 1.8K Insta-kitchen. Right next to the stove!

1.8M*

Easy mistake. It’s only worth 1.8k after it floods. Looks 1.8k before it floods.

 

[screenfreelookatme]

Sez hasn’t done any other notable ads recently has she?

I keep a list on the wiki . She’s due for a Nutraorganics ad this week

I don’t think I’d say the best seat in the house is right next to the kids play area, but sure. I wonder why she hasn’t posted her new couch and ottoman!

 

[hazelnot]

I was quickly tapping through the stories and had to go back to make sure I wasn’t seeing things. If I were a parent of a child in those stories that were the bookends to her sex toy ad I would be furious.

Just ran here for this exact vent. What the actual fuck!

 

[DoomScroller]

If only they had a robo vac or two to help out…

 

[Bobley_the_1st]

The skate park looks weird…is it meant to have so many obvious joins…and flatness
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Wonder if they asked all the parents permission prior to posting the kids to the 91k audience…

 

[Thatsmeinthecorner]

Wish I had Finny's birthday cash to buy up all the tickets to this event..
And then NOT turn up..

 

[Bobley_the_1st]

How old is Knox? That art…sorry, but, Teddy could have made that

 

[canijustsay]

Has Sez said you can though?! Maybe a lovely pair of pjs is more appropriate
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Incase you were all worried, Sez has the cookies

Wonder if she used LDB’s discount code!

 

[emmygluewho]

No fitted sheet for the 3 single mattresses!?

Incoming 'Hives'

EW.

 

[SmallDickEnergy]

Umm where’s the funny part? And don’t worry Sez, Tattle has the tea all year round

 

[waitingandwondering]

I hope the bunny/wombat/swamp monster used GF flour or Sez will have huge hives!

And why is the bunny trekking in snow from outdoors? Surely swamp mud (cocoa) would be more appropriate!

 

[kmac22]

I am horrified by the timing of this ad!!! Honestly. And saying it's the perfect gift for MOTHER'S DAY!? Maybe I'm a prude, but I want handmade stuff from my kids for mother's day, not a sex toy!

Not a prude.. but Mother’s Day gifts are supposed to be all about your children buying you gifts.. I would be completely and utterly uncomfortable with my son buying me a sex you for Mother’s Day! That’s just weird and totally inappropriate