The Kearns #31 No GHD or loved up post for her birth, the only thing getting laid at that swamp is turf

[Bobley_the_1st]

Oh I didn't hear that. Now I have to watch again LOL

Oh he really does…fake it til you make it son
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Did someone ask to see the pets….

 

[vanilla latte please]

Give it a few days, they go every year.

yep I agree.give them time. Imagine the trauma if the kids had to miss out on going to the Easter show

 

[AlterBoy]

“Not a all the time thing”

dear god. Tell me she’s just baiting us.

She absolutely is.

 

[bessloves]

Did she update her ripped jeans?

 

[Cheesecakelover]

Have you seen her starring role in Mammamia? Her and Knoxxxxyyy baby. Thank god she's the only parent to ever let her kid do his own thing.

 

[DoomScroller]

No Easter show this year? Or is that coming.

Give it a few days, they go every year.

 

[MrsEyeroll]

She literally did not even need to say that ….. she could have made her point without emphasising the fact she’s been “pregnant four times”. IVF mum here -

Totally agree and as somebody who hasn't needed to use IVF I wouldn't dream of saying anything like this, there's really no excuse.

 

[notgifted]

What I got from that Pokémon card story was that Teddy can’t count to twenty . I think she wanted us to be impressed?
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Why did she drag them back inside so early? It’s not even 8pm! Should have waited until she’d finished cooking dinner

I watched with no sound, are you kidding about the counting

 

[DoomScroller]

Oh, sez has made the most incredibly hilarious reel ever!! She is a funny fucker, and matched her lycra shorts with the Lego truck! What a legend

Yep, that reel will go viral for sure.

 

[screenfreelookatme]

I presume Teddy. It was a small dinosaur tepee type tent and it was set up upstairs. No kid in the photo. She was probably too lazy to get him ready and drop him to kindy or wanted to go rug shopping.

Weird. She’s always so quick to palm him off . Or maybe she left him at home with Brad whole she went out having fun 🫠

 

[screenfreelookatme]

Why isn’t the passionate artist doing any art classes?

He does do art classes, I think that’s Knox’s one out of school activity. Pretty much all of the stuff they show is from his class.

 

[Thatsmeinthecorner]

Is today the first day this week she’s been at the gym, or have I missed some days?

I think she went on Monday.
And....Just because she's dressed in gym clothes, doesn't necessarily mean that she actually went to the gym.

 

[AlterBoy]

This is 10000% for Brad, not the kids 🫠

I can’t believe he’s on his “invest in things to make your weekends free” bullshit again. I don’t know about you, but I’ve been to the skate park a bazillion times and it’s cost me a grand total of $0? A annual pass at Slam Factory is $600. This monstrosity was $6000 when it was half the size and without the grind pole and whatever else he’s adding. I know Brad has a really big brain and is super smart, but the maths just isn’t working out.

What’s the cost per use on that big boat sitting at now, Brad? Be sure to include all the running costs and docking fees. Then tell me what it would have cost to hire a boat the one time you’ve used yours in the past 18 months

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It may be my naivety, but where did the original $6K estimate come from?? It seems a wild amount of money to spend on something that’s essentially just ply boards?

 

[emmygluewho]

Have you got any screen shots?
Would love to see

It was a story on her page and I think they have expired!?

 

[notgifted]

Look at the salad / veg on Emmys bun on her plate compared to Knox lol, looks like a maccas trip on the way home for the Kearns kids

 

[theweeklyblowout]

I was going to say marbles, but you could literally stick a golf ball in those nostrils. Holy fuck. I can’t stop looking at the snaggle tooth and the flaring, black hole sized nostrils. Seriously though, two extra holes for Braddles. Lucky little fella.
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Genetics are a crazy, unfortunate thing with this fam.

The thread opened to this photo of Knocksy and I just woke the baby up because I can’t stop laughing.

 

[canijustsay]

I don’t think there’s any curtains in the rumpus room (RSL foyer). Not sure guests would be thrilled about sleeping there. Or having to use Brad’s office as the bathroom.

looks like they’ve ripped out the shitters in that photo someone posted before

 

[Johnnygirl]

How is that monstrosity going to fare after a flood?

 

[vanilla latte please]

So is this the next trend Sarah will be jumping on??


she’s going to go vegetarian/ vegan?

 

[notgifted]

Amy G has that dress big Sez is wearing, looked liked better too. she is really flogging the Sportsgirl get ups lately