It`s his young hip ,down with the kids face! oh ,just had an awful thought ,what if it`s his in-the-throes-of-passion face?!
It`s his young hip ,down with the kids face! oh ,just had an awful thought ,what if it`s his in-the-throes-of-passion face?!Creepy pulling that vile face on Lazys Instagram. Why does he keep doing it. It’s gross and very weird
Oh that is just rank....dirty, filthy, lazy scumbag.Normally you lot are shit hot at noticing these things so I'm surprised I'm first to post..what the fuck is this on Isabelles pillows? Sarah we are kind of in the middle of an apocalypse. With b&m and matalan closed you've nothing better to do... wash your kids sheets you absolute weapon!!!
Lazy was too busy practising her emosh face to do anything as natural as playing with her son on his first birthday.Isabelle has been his (surrogate) mum since he was born ,now he`s on the move it`s only going to get worse!Poor kid ,she can`t even get a day off through school.Hopefully they`ll always have a special bond.My mum was born just as the war broke ,so there`s 13 and 8 years between her and her brothers.They`ll always maintain it was my mum who bathed them ,took them out ,attended school plays etc.Their bond and the love between them is wonderful.From reading this it seems Izzy did everything Sarah should of been doing. Helping him open presents, putting him in thr car, bringing in the cake ect.
I'm sorry but looking at my mother's minge at 14 years old would have disturbed me! Nope! No way! I would have thrown up and died.Isabelles Insta post 'my eyes were like waterfalls watching the birth vlog' I know at 14 I would have been embarrassed to watch a video of my mum in labour!
She said “who says it’s cows milk?”I haven’t watched the vlog or read all the posts but is Sarah saying that’s breast milk in Jason’s bath ?? Absolute bullshit !! Breast milk is not that bright white that’s totally cows milk or even the sma she has ! You telling me she sat and pumped that amount of breastmilk !! So many lies !!
On her Facebook her friend said OK if you can get milk. And sarah said "or breast milk" I think she is claiming she pumped some then watered it down, I believe you're meant to water whole milk down if using that. To get it to colour she had it there's zero way she could have produced enough to discolour that amount of water. She's a liar.She said “who says it’s cows milk?”
But hasn’t said what it is.
So it very likely is.
She shows no preparation of powdered milk or similar in the vlog.
Does this family ever shower?Normally you lot are shit hot at noticing these things so I'm surprised I'm first to post..what the fuck is this on Isabelles pillows? Sarah we are kind of in the middle of an apocalypse. With b&m and matalan closed you've nothing better to do... wash your kids sheets you absolute weapon!!!
he put a tin of baked beans in the sauceIt must be like biblical times in their house she couldn’t even get pasta and could only get 1 jar of is pasta sauce at Morrison’s then they make a Spag Bol from 2 jars of sauce, mince and low and behold pasta!!Listen noncey your fridge is full of shot from ASDA and so was Jace’s cake so don’t come the innocent you’ve been out you pair of selfish flabby pricks.
that sign is doing my nut, the shit font looks like jace twins 1So it's a year since the backwards/forwards wheelchair, Creepy being more excited about a 24 hour Costa that his second son and Lazy getting high on gas and air before pushing baby clickbait out of her vag. It's Jace's first birthday and time for a new vlog rundown. Happy Saturday everyone.
A SPECIAL 1st BIRTHDAY - OPENING PRESENTS!
Throwback footage of Jace's birth. They film the 'Jace turns 1' sign. They've just woke Jace up, had breakfast and done Jace's hair. They sang happy birthday and they're waiting to go downstairs for presents.
Footage of the presents and a happy birthday sign.
Jace walks into the living room and they sing happy birthday to Jace, who looks a bit overwhelmed and confused. He walks over to his pram then his cars.
Isabelle helps Jace open a present. They're filming him as usual rather than spending quality time with him. From one angle they film him normally and from another they add a filter. He gets some cars from Hi Steve and Lesley Jane and a wooden bowling set.
They facetime Hi Steve and Lesley Jane.
More presents. One is making a noise and Lazy says they should open it. It's a train set.
Footage of Creepy telling the girls Jace had been born and them meeting him.
Lazy says they have fed Jace and had breakfast. they have a few more present to open but they have all day to do it. Everyone has gone upstairs to get ready. The neighbour knocked on the door to give Jace a present. The main two presents are outside and Lazy has a fun plan.
They have the same problem as last night because they have been sent two day outfits for his birthday. Lazy advertises the businesses.
Jace is holding a balloon Isla made for him.
More footage from last year.
Thegirls play with Jace's play set.
Lazy says they got lucky with the weather and it's a nice day outside. It's nice to sit out in the garden on a hot day so they're going to do it. Lazy is about to put some cheese pots in the oven for lunch. They still have two present to do outside and they have something fun to do later.
Lazy says Creepy is outside setting up Jace's presents. If she looks like a panda it's because she has been crying for 20 minutes at the Instagram edits.They plan to watch his birth vlog later on and Lazy doesn't know how she will get through it. There was a video of the girls being surprised when Jace had been born that topped Lazy over the edge and they will watch that later too. A lot of parents have a lot of emotion on their child's first birthday. It's because she is sat on her own thinking how lucky they are. When he was born she told Creepy they would be celebrating Jace's birthday in a year and she wondered what they would be doing. She never imagined the whole country would be on lockdown but everything Jace needs is under their roof.
People have asked if Lazy is still breastfeeding. She isn't doing it much now because Jace doesn't want to but she is still breastfeeding and she can't believe she has been doing it for a year now. She gave him a feed before his nap and is feeling emotional.
Footage of the Mini and the swing/slide set. Creepy says the grass is growing and they haven't sorted it out yet as they are moving soon (not anymore!) but they will do it tomorrow.They will be using it a lot over the coming weeks. Creepy shows the swing/slide and points out the basketball hoop and football net They will get Jace up soon as the sun is setting.
Jace is awake and they're about to go outside to the garden. Isabelle put him in his mini. Then Isabelle puts him on his swing and slide.
Everyone is laughing at Lazy because she is putting Jace in a milk bath with some fruit. Everyone is wondering why they're doing it. The fruit is cut They don't show what milk they use (probably cow) but in the next shot Jace is in the bucket of milk.
Lazy is happy she did the milk bath Esme said Lazy couldn't put Jace in a milk bath but Lazy told her it makes the skin soft. Jace loved it though and didn't want to et out. Lazy got lots of photos and she can imagine one being for his 18th birthday cake.
Jace is in his second birthday outfit and Lazy says he looks like a Rockstar. Lazy gives Jace a talking teddy that sings Twinkle Twinkle Little Star. Creepy does a creepy laugh.
Jace gets a vetch hoover and Lazy tries it. Creepy asks if that's the first time he's used a hoover. They're leaving a couple of presents until tomorrow. They're off to do dinner and then do the cake.
The cake candle is lit and Isabelle brings the cake through to the dinning room. They sing happy birthday again and Creepy woohoos.
jace is playing with his ball pit. Creepy says he walked up the stairs twice and threw himself in the ball pit twice but it wasn't captured on camera so obviously didn't happen. Jace goes up the stairs and Isla pulls him down the slide by his arms.
More labour footage and they watch the birth vlog.
End of vlog
Says she's doing a fruit and milk bath but what's that behind you Lazy? So that's why you stockpiled you greedy bitch.
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The poor boy is probably wondering what he did wrong to end up with a family like this
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Surely his 18th birthday cake won't be as bad as this though
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He can’t be taking after Chris then, since Chris isn’t gingerhas anyone else noticed jason looks to be going ginger. or was i just seeing things
As we would say in Scotland Sarah is an absolute fanny!! And he’s a still a sneaky, greasy nonce no change of word for weirdo needed it’s the same over each border LOL.Hasn’t Sarah just got the shittest sense of humour? She finds the most babyish things funny, hate the way she does that hysterical laugh like she was doing on her stories yesterday with those ugly dolls.
it’s like the Toulouse thing all over again. What a sad, sad woman she is. Honestly, she is such a twat, I can’t stand her.
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