My thoughts on the vlog:
- Late. Creepy, mate, even Shitty Shortle knew how to time her "meet and greet" video to go up at 5pm. You're hopeless.
- Drone footage... Thought he wasn't allowed to take drone footage?
- Mention of schoolwork again. As if, Sarah
- Mention of suncream. A morning out of the sun? Ready to go back out into the strongest sun of the day again. Moron.
- "The girls are in their rooms doing schoolwork" * girls walking round in the background *
- Isabelle pretending to do homework with the biggest piles of shit in the background, including a giant bag of m&ms. Who the hell eats chocolate in 35degree heat?!
- Creepy, you're swearing like that because you're wearing a grey cotton t-shirt in ridiculous weather. Careful your black hair dye doesn't start running down your face.
- Lazy in the shade, whilst Jace is in the sun... Priorities, love.
- Why's he just repeated the drone footage clips? Little less drinky, more "concentratey" Creepy
- Boring so far.
- Did they seriously steal bread from lunch to throw in the sea?
Chavtastic.
- Why include footage with terrible audio?
- Showing off all the food... Definitely starting to feel like an undeclared ad
a poor quality one, of course, but one nonetheless.
Another dull day. I've never known a family to make what should be "amazing holidays" look so bloody boring.