The Ingham Family #89 The Coronavirus won't go near Chris as it only likes clean surfaces

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duck off Sarah you probably just chose the colours
Excatly. You won't find them anywhere else cos she's picked the font and typed what
I hate Sarah’s mind set that anything that happens is just an inconvenience for her and her family, like the time someone committed suicide and it held up traffic and the only thing Sarah cared about was getting to the airport on time whilst showing us her anger towards the situation, as if the guy who killed himself was just like road work. The same thing happened when they held up the planes on the vlog to the Maldives, even though their could have a major plane error that could have caused the plane to crash. She didn’t care, however if one of her family members died or got injured on the plane we wouldn’t have heard the last of it. How entitled is this family, that they are getting sponsored by a company and probably got major discount, if not free and that’s without the cheep flights because of Coronavirus and she just complains that the plane is held up in an annoyed tone! How bleeping ungrateful, Sarah if you didn’t notice we are in the middle of a pandemic and their are people stuck in countries and can’t get home, yet you sit their on your fat arse on a luxury holiday with free food coupon vouchers and act like it’s the worst thing to happen. If they make a vlog about how they are stuck in the Maldives and complain it’ll be their own fault! Apparently excursions are cancelled in the Maldives and their all really sun burnt, so god knows what they are gonna do.
Esmes ticktock showed them on a boat so they must have found things to do.
 
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Just priced for my family to stay there and it was nearly £12000 for 7 nights, that’s not including flights 😫 so jealous!
This is what I really don’t understand why Simply Maldives have picked them to advertise for them. I know the Ifam are like sheep but how many of them honestly can afford to drop thousands on a luxury holiday? So who exactly are they advertising too 🤷🏻‍♀️
 
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Just curious, is it normal for a baby to automatically fall asleep in the water the way Jace does? Is it just because he’s always tired / hot? I’ve never seen or known another baby to do that!
i’d say the heat is wiping him out and i expect off camera he’s not very happy because it’s so hot
 
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Also in today’s vlog moaning about the strength of the sun, so they spent the whole morning inside “doing school work” which is the coolest part of the day and have now gone outside after lunch during the hottest part of the day 🙄
 
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They aren't donating anything. BULLSHIT!
If this was the case, she’d have the charity tagged all over the place, there are formal rules in place for charity donations, for good reason, it all needs to be transparent. Remember the last time they donated to charity? That ended well...
 
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Also in today’s vlog moaning about the strength of the sun, so they spent the whole morning inside “doing school work” which is the coolest part of the day and have now gone outside after lunch during the hottest part of the day 🙄
I doubt that they were doing any homework
 
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Mary Shortle thinks that Miss Prinny probably is the most popular pup on youtube. Let's see, wee barely see her in any of the vlogs.
Here are two popular pups I can think about on the top of my head
Tucker Budzyn 1,75 mill subscribers, and those are videos about him and his friends.
Crusoe the dachshund 965 thousand subscribers. His parents makes fun and weird videos about him his sister and their friends.
 
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My thoughts on the vlog:

- Late. Creepy, mate, even crappy Shortle knew how to time her "meet and greet" video to go up at 5pm. You're hopeless.

- Drone footage... Thought he wasn't allowed to take drone footage?

- Mention of schoolwork again. As if, Sarah 😂

- Mention of suncream. A morning out of the sun? Ready to go back out into the strongest sun of the day again. Moron.

- "The girls are in their rooms doing schoolwork" * girls walking round in the background * 🤦‍♀️😂

- Isabelle pretending to do homework with the biggest piles of tit in the background, including a giant bag of m&ms. Who the hell eats chocolate in 35degree heat?! 🐷

- Creepy, you're swearing like that because you're wearing a grey cotton t-shirt in ridiculous weather. Careful your black hair dye doesn't start running down your face.

- Lazy in the shade, whilst Jace is in the sun... Priorities, love.

- Why's he just repeated the drone footage clips? Little less drinky, more "concentratey" Creepy 😉

- Boring so far.

- Did they seriously steal bread from lunch to throw in the sea? 🤦‍♀️ Chavtastic.

- Why include footage with terrible audio?

- Showing off all the food... Definitely starting to feel like an undeclared ad 😉 a poor quality one, of course, but one nonetheless.

Another dull day. I've never known a family to make what should be "amazing holidays" look so bloody boring.
 
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Is it just me who thinks it looks a bit low rent? Like imagine paying £12,000 for a hotel that expects you to eat an all inclusive buffet like a chav on a benidorm holiday 😶😳
 
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This is what I really don’t understand why Simply Maldives have picked them to advertise for them. I know the Ifam are like sheep but how many of them honestly can afford to drop thousands on a luxury holiday? So who exactly are they advertising too 🤷🏻‍♀️
They probably said their fan base is adults 😂
 
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So should Mr Jace get a water bed so he finnally can start sleeping in his own nursery.
 
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Just curious, is it normal for a baby to automatically fall asleep in the water the way Jace does? Is it just because he’s always tired / hot? I’ve never seen or known another baby to do that!
I think they probably wait for his nap time to swim on purpose so they can just let him float around whilst they enjoy themselves now they can’t leave him on his own at the side
 
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All she does is moan about the heat. What was she expecting?! Another long ramble....this time about sun cream and trying to convince us that the girls weren’t burnt. Despite the Instagram pics that prove otherwise. Only one thing worse then a liar, and that’s a thick liar.
 
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ESMÉ GOT A FRIGHT ON THE BEACH! MALDIVES DAY 3

Vlog begins with drone footage of the island they are staying on.:rolleyes:

Lazy is sat outside their room and can't think of a better place to relax while the girls do some schoolwork. It's almost lunchtime but they decided to have a morning in the villa. Lazy feels like she needs to be out of the sun. She went with a different suncream and isn't sure it's strong enough. It's the banana boat spray as the shop recommended it to her. She was looking at suncream in the aiport and bought a children's Nivea one. Yesterday they used the banana boat one and the children changed colour a bit but didn't burn.:rolleyes:Lazy asks Isabelle if she is nearly done but she needs five more minutes. Only five more minutes though because they need to go for lunch.:rolleyes:

The girls get their lunch and then there is a timelapse of them walking to the pool. Once again the area is empty.:rolleyes:Lazy is sat in one of the shaded sofa things. The heat is insane. The pool is warm but they're used to pools being cold. The ground is scalding hot so they had to put towels down so Jace doesn't burn himself. It's so nice and relaxing up there today.:rolleyes:

Creepy is soaking wet. You would be wrong to assume he has just got out of the shower/ pool and was walking back to the pool or somewhere else.:rolleyes:He hasn't, he's not been in the shower for an hour and a half and hasn't been in the pool at all either so you can tell how hot it is. He's just stepped out of the villa from a meeting and he's a mess.:rolleyes:🤮It's 36 degrees and hot but Creepy isn't complaining. He's been on a drone mission getting footage. He's off to join the girls in the pool.:rolleyes:

Have you noticed anything about Creepy and Lazy today? They're twinning. Jace cried when he got in the pool and fell asleep on lazy. She told him he can't do that everytime he gets in water. He always falls asleep when he get in water.:rolleyes:

More drone footage to emotional music.:rolleyes:🤮

The sky is grey and today is one of the only day where there is a thumbs down forecast. The sky was grey a minute ago and Creepy says they will have to get out of the pool in a minute. Lazy says she is glad it's going to rain as it's so hot.:rolleyes:Creepy says the Ese they are going to go and feed the fish with bread. Lazy says they have a funny story to tell us later about a lizard.:rolleyes:

Esme is holding a crab. She wants to put it in the sea but Creepy says to put it on the sand. Lazy is walking from the villa with Jace. One of the things Creepy is seeing is Jace thriving on holiday.:rolleyes:Lazy says Jace has got good walking on sand. Isabelle walks Jace into the sea. Lazy screeches 'clever boy'.:rolleyes:

Lazy takes Instagram photos of Isabelle. They have been on the sand two minutes and he is already a sandman. Creepy tells him not to eat it. Esme does a Tik Tok. Creepy says she is a model.:sick:Jace sits at the edge of the water Creepy says he is obsessed with the ocean.:rolleyes:


They snuck out some bread cakes from lunch and they are about to feed them to the fish. Something flies onto Esme's face and she begins to freak out. The girls look for fish in the ocean. Lazy is in the sea with them. Where's Jace? Oh it's ok, she's holding him. Footage of fish eating the bread. Not many of them come near Creepy though.:rolleyes:


Esme has found some shells and it's been the best day in her life. Isabelle and Isla didn't want to feed the fish.:rolleyes:


It's a bit later and time for dinner. It's 8pm but they were enjoying chilling in their room. Good job they didn't bring Jace's pram because it's just all sand. The waitresses know what your favourite table is and they take you there every night.:rolleyes:


After dinner and Creepy is carrying Jace. They are off to look at the stars. He talks loads but as soon as they turn the camera on he stops.:rolleyes:


Jace walks on the restaurant floor. He was pointing at the stars but he is fast asleep now. Follow Lazy's Instagram as she is uplaoading her day in stories. They are going on a boat ride tomorrow:rolleyes:


End of vlog

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Very well educated adults :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO: Harvard and Oxford I bet you are crying into your hankies that you can't take credit for these two - a brain-surgeon and an ENT/Orthopedic/Orofacial Specialist 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️ I mean how the hell did you let this slip through your fingers!??!! 👩‍🎓👨‍🎓
Since when or is this a joke as she was never ENT specialist
 
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Also in today’s vlog moaning about the strength of the sun, so they spent the whole morning inside “doing school work” which is the coolest part of the day and have now gone outside after lunch during the hottest part of the day 🙄
she said they’d just got up then back tracked
 
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