My thoughts on the vlog:
- Clickbaiting something wrong with Isla now. This family would be screwed of the Coronavirus hit them. Never seen so many ailments. I blame the poor diet.
- Another important meeting in Leeds for Creepy. Will he wear a beanie and trackies to it? Let's find out...
- Yeah, Lazy. You look absolutely buzzing about the "meet and greet". Why's it being called a meet and greet rather than a tea party as advertised?
- Oh yes, Creepy has gone all out today for his meeting. Beanie, trackies AND a pink IFAM bag all the way from China. Lovely.
- Creepy pretending he drove, but then films himself in the passenger seat whilst Sarah freaks out about driving a manual again. Bless him, he tries hard to convince us all.
- It's bugging me that Esme's name is wonky on the bamboo toothbrushes.
- Not driving into Leeds then, Creepy? Had to get old wifey to drop you off again?
- Toilet roll is apparently the best from home bargains. Surprised she doesn't buy that on Alibaba too. Always good to see Sarah stick to her theme of talking
tit though
- "I really can't justify £40 on 2 dolls" * sells Chinese blankets for £47 + postage *
- Looks as if Creepy's "important meeting" was with Levi's solicitors. Who goes to a solicitor dressed like that? A nonce?
Nice to see Levi solicitors still shafting the Inghams out of money 2 years later
- Creepy catching up with Lazy in the chin department.
- They asked the school if they were happy to have Isla in with the blotches on her face. They said "yes of course". Probably because her attendance is
tit enough already, and she's still got lots of catching up to do.
- Oh no, they've got Isla trying to flog the Chinese tat now. Lazy seemed to feel very awkward at that moment. Why? Because you're trying to make sure people don't ask too many questions about the delay in your new stock? That darn coronavirus, hey.
- Another jump cut with the fuel "sitch" (who the
duck says "sitch".
head)... Still not convincing us, Creepy.
- Creepy has another meeting in York tomorrow. Think that's where their accountant is based.
- Isabelle on about dance stress. She's only in intermediate, but because she took time off from dance, it's caused her a lot of stress... Imagine how school must be going for her if this is the case for dance.
- I don't think Isabelle should talk about her hair. It's in such a state and needs a good trim. As do the other girls. And Lazy.
- Fruit segment - "quick girls, talk about fruit upstairs for a bit. I'll let you have an orange twirl after."
- No outro? Must have been sozzled on a weekday.