Really appreciate the run downs, thank you!PARTY SUNDAY!
Lazy starts the vlog. She's in the car with Jace and Isla. Isla has a birthday party and she forgot so they're setting off for it. She isn't sure how Jace will be because he won't be able to go on the floor. They get lost and are late. Lazy didn't leave Jace with Creepy because he's off to a roller disco that he promised to take Esme to.
Creepy is sat in the front seat of the car pretending he has been driving. He has just arrived at the roller disco with Esme and Isabelle. Creepy says it happens every weekend and he's wanted to come for a few weeks. Isabelle says they have been raving in the car, Lazy doesn't know how to tune the radio so they prefer being in the car with Creepy.
Shots of the girls skating and Creepy tells Isabelle she did well.
Lazy and Isla are back in the car and Isla is showing the camera some of what she got in her party bag. She got two bags of rainbow drops, which will continue to rot her teeth. They're off to join Creepy and the other girls at the other disco. More shots of skating.
Lazy says she got back in the car because Jace was asleep. She tells us they have gone up to see the new house and the progress. Lazy says it's exciting, that they've filmed the progress but she can't include the footage for reasons she has already explained. I think this is all faked and I don't think they have a 'new house' at all. Her eyes are all over the place. She says the girls are excited to choose their bedrooms. Well if the house is still being built that could take months and their current seller will probably pull out. I hope she does and can't wait for that tit show to play out. They will blame the 'creepy weirdo's again'. Lazy says they are off to dinner.
At the restaurant and Lazy has got more crap for Jace to eat because it was only 70p. Miss 'If a wan' a burga, i'll 'av a burga' has a burger. The heathy eating doesn't count at weekends. Lazy shows everyone's desserts except her own.
Esme is home and says she is doing another riddle, she might do one every day of the week.
Creepy is in the girls' bedroom. He says he wanted to film this earlier but they went to the roller disco, to the house and straight to dinner. Everything happened very quickly. He isn't sure what the footage will be like. He tells us the roller disco was like and practically advertises it. Isla says tonight is teddy night.
Creepy tells Isabelle she is a 'boss girl' because she enjoyed skating. He says Prinny was on a mad one jumping on Isabelle's bed and running in and out of rooms.He was looking through the Alicante footage and he has a lot to go through. He and Lazy are gonna 'kick it' and watch Reign. Then he's gonna do his usual work messaging teenage girls and writing non-disclosure agreements.
End of vlog
* I have a doctor's appointment tomorrow and I hope it goes well but I may need surgery. If so, I will obviously be unable to do these posts for a few days but I will be back in a few days. My vlog run downs are usually up by 7pm.
I haven't watched a vlog in ages, I feel cleansed! lol
Good luck for tomorrow, hope everything gets sorted soon for you x
That looks disgusting! I have a grandson 2 months younger than Jace and my daughter tries to make his meals exciting, whilst still making them nutritious and varied too!
Get off your lard arse Sarah and put some effort into that child's meals. At the moment what you serve him looks like something Prinny threw up! You really are one lazy cow!!
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by itself. Isabelle has donned those Ariana Grande primark pyjamas (claimed to be tracksuit) until they can walk unaided. They replace the bedding faster than most use loo roll because Lazy hasn’t grasped washing and ironing.
or five. It’s becoming tedious even mentioning it - but god forbid they must have grease clogging their arteries and the sewers must be crying under the strain of the Ingham family of six’s bodily eliminations. If they are becoming country folk and are ‘off grid’ say a prayer for the poor soul who empties 6 months of their 
from the septic tank. He will need intensive care and if he survives an OBE from the queen.
he looked and went no. 
). Having your stepdad just wander into your room when you’re 14 and could be changing or doing anything is horrible. I really feel sorry for her. The lack of privacy she has is awful. None of the kids have a private life. How can the school, social services or extended family allow this to happen?
