Todays vlog is called Surprising a stranger with a special present.
The vlog starts with a shot of the elves tangled up in Jaces buggy lights and dangling from the ceiling lights. Then it’s advent calendar time for the girls.
Jace is sat on Sarahs blanket. She cackles as he tries to climb up the chair leg. “I can’t believe how funny boys are. People say boys just want to climb and look at him.” Time for Jaces advent chocolate.
Jace is now asleep on one of Sarahs blankets.
Sarah says good morning. They’re just about to leave. It’s late again but apparently she’s been up since 8:30. Chris fake coughs when he says he was editing the vlog until 4:30. I smell bullshit.
They walk into Disneyland while Chris films them. Sarah sings badly as she says “we’re waiting for Disney’s magical parade.” Sarah then says for the last four or five years they’ve come to Disney over her birthday and it’s not usually too busy. I’m pretty sure they haven't been to Disney that much on Sarahs birthday for 4 or 5 years. More lies. Do they forget they vlog their life?
The parade passes Jace smiles at piglet as he eats his cereal bar.
Chris is gutted that they can’t get fast pass tickets for thunder mountain because they‘ve just got them for buzz light year I’m sure the Disney staff will usher them through to the front of the queue in a minute though once they realise youtube royalty have arrived. (At least in chris’ head that would have happened.) Chris is complaining that the queue time is mad. Sarah and the girls shout that 10 minutes is not that bad. The lazy bastard thinks standing in a queue for 10 minutes is hard work. They should have brought granny troll so she could sit him in the baby sling like Jace.
Isabelle now has Jace strapped to her in the baby sling while they ride buzz lightyear. The inghams £25.000 a year for private school is proving money well spent because Isabelle thinks her score of 197 thousand is one million. All these holidays are so educational.
It was Sarah who confused her when she said she had scored 3 million.
Sarah says she got a bit giddy in the buzz lightyear shop and she can’t wait to give Jace his new toys.
Jace is now sitting in a high chair and he’s excited to see his new toys. Sarah cackles as she pulls woody out of her bag and says “there’s a snake in my boot.” Isabelle says she used to have a Jessie doll but it went into the toy box and was never seen again. Sarah pretends that it’s still in the imaginary toy box I’m guessing in the garage of doom. Sure it is Sarah. #gumtree Then she shows a light up slinky dog she’s also bought for Jace.
Sarah passes Esme a Mickey Mouse phone case she’s bought for her. Esme seems shocked she got a present for a change but she’s very happy with it.
Jace is asleep again so they’ve left him with Chris who is busy sorting out the vlog that he was up until 4:30am editing.
The girls and Sarah are off to space thunder mountain. The 10 minute queue must have been to much work for creepy.
Isla pulls an annoyed face because Isabelle dared to speak while she was talking.
Chris does the weirdest fake reaction. He sounds like he’s swallowed a sick frog followed by woooohoooo’s on one of the rides. He’s super, duper annoying.
ohh ffs. A montage of disney and the “can you take me home song.” The vlog is very boring so far but I’m guessing this is what they think draws in the children. No wonder most of the ifam are kids. #JanuaryIsComing! #coppa #denial
Chris says they are now waiting to watch the night time spectacular show at the castle with a nice ‘Juicey’ Caseys corner hot chocolate. It’s the best hot chocolate in the world according to creepy.
The positive pineapple frosty is now complaining that you used to be able to get a nice seat at caseys corner to watch but now they don’t mind people stood all over the grass and standing on the railings. Chris complains that there used to be hardcore policing about it but now they let people get away with it. How dare people who have bought Disneyland tickets want to watch the show too. Sarah says they could have done it but they’d rather sit down. They still find something to moan about in Disney. Sarah and Chris look like they’re both sulking.
Jace is asleep again.
After the complaining they look like they can see the fireworks just fine. Sarah has a face like a slapped arse as she and Jace watch the fireworks. I can’t see creepy but I’m guessing he’s crying Into his ‘juicey’ hot chocolate. The girls look like they enjoy them but this trip is all about Sarah and Chris I suppose!
They’re back at the cabin. Jace is sat on the floor with his new toys. Sarah mentions that slinky dog is missing. Apparently this year her and the girls are doing an advent act of kindness. She lies and says that they’ve been doing it since the day they got there. (Bullshit.) Sarah lies again and says they forgot to mention it and they had to much footage. Ok seriously the inghams wouldn’t part with the
tit from their own arse. Are we really expected to believe they’ve been giving out free toys and they wouldn’t film it. It’s like getting blood out of a stone before they buy the girls a souvenir. Even Jane had to buy her own merch when she was grooming the ifam.
She’s asking the ifam if they want them to show them doing the acts of kindness because she doesn't want people to say “you’re only doing that to show off or you’re just bragging.” ok one thing Sarah. if you are doing the random act of kindness everyday. Why did you buy the toy and say it was for Jace? Surely you would have bought it to give away?
She now mentions that the act of kindness can be letting someone in the queue in front of you or smiling at someone. It doesn’t have to cost a lot. Ah ok. I didn’t think the inghams would spend much money on somebody else.
Sarahs now saying they’ve met loads of ifam tonight and they met a lovely family in the village who were so sweet so they gave Jaces slinky dog to a little 2 or 3 year old ifam. That’ll be one of those 2 year old adults that Chris keeps claiming watch their vlogs.
Isla is upset because Chris knocked snowbell jingles the elf of the ceiling with his beanie and now she’s gone. I’m not being funny but if he’d touched me with that stinking beanie I would have pissed off back to the North Pole too! Snowflake sparkles is still cowering on the ceiling incase creepy touches him too!
Isla has written the elf a letter to apologise for creepy.
Sarah cackles in Jace face as he tries to climb up her. End of vlog.
I never thought of that!! Surely, SURELY be to Jaysus he wouldn't go to the girls school for parents evenings etc wearing a beanie and dropping "yeah man" and "sup foo" like a big little knob 
he wouldn't....Would he 
that would be beyond embarrassing 
