The vlog is called Terrified on the all new tower of terror elevator drop ride!
The vlog starts with Sarah waking up the girls. She reminds Isla that she made a sugary treat for the elves last night in the restaurant. (Sarahs midnight snack I’m guessing.) She says good morning to Esme so isla jumps in front of her. Sarah tells the girls that the elves didn’t eat it. They tried to bath in it. The girls go and look at the elf and he’s doing a head stand in the sugary treat. Snowflake sparkles has recovered and she’s free of the toilet roll bandages.
Jace is behind them licking the chocolate out of a choc dip on the floor. Isabelle notices and Creepy takes it off him. Sarah cackles and says “daddy! We do not leave chocolate pots around.” and cackles again. Jace whimpers. Sarah claims she left him on the blanket. “How did you get over there?”
Advent calendar opening time. Isla puts her arm out and says “don’t tell me!” to Esme again. I think the girl gets the point now. She gets warned this daily!
Sarah should have got them different ones. Silent excitement from Esme while Isla says “pink!” and then tells Esme which one they have before Esme has seen it.
Sarah claims Jace has moved again. He tries to crawl but she laughs and says his legs stuck when he doesn't manage to do it. Then he’s sat in the high chair after breakfast. He’s dropped his toy on the floor so Sarah picks it up and gives it back to him. Sarah says Isla is having a cwassont.
Isabelle plugs the orange is the new black onesies while wrapped in one of Sarahs blankets. They come in ten thousand colours and they team perfectly with prison leg shackles for that chain gang look!
Creepy interrupts and says “why you all talking yorkshire?” Maybe because the fake plum in your mouth accents are wearing off chris?
They‘re walking into the park. It’s raining so they’ve put a Disney bag for life over Jaces buggy hood and the rest of the buggy is covered in a bag for life too. Buy a rain cover you cheap bastards. The kid‘s got a bag for life blanket!
I thought Sarahs blankets were waterproof?
Isla is snug in her baby snowsuit. Sarah looks like she’s been swallowed by her hood as she complains it’s cold again. Does this idiot not understand that winter is cold?
Sarah addresses why Jace is covered in the bags for life. The pram doesn’t have a rain cover that goes with it. Isabelle says it’s embarrassing. She pretends they did buy a universal one but there was a big gaping hole in it when Chris opened it. Sure there was sarah.
She shows Jace fast asleep under the bag for life hood and cackles.
Isla wishes she was Jace so she could get in the buggy.
The girls are off to go on RC racer so Creepy is sheltering in toy story land.
They‘re off to get some quiche because chris says “the quiche here is magical... MAGICAL!” Sarah moans “£30 for a bit of quiche that probably cost a Euro.” A rip off just like your cheap blankets then Sarah?
Chris is finding it difficult to vlog today because it’s raining. He says he’s having to duck and dive in and out of buildings so he can vlog. Chris kisses where big frank was last sitting on Sarah lip and then licks his lips and tells Sarah she’s got onion breath.
They’re in the queue for ratatouille. Isabelle holds Jace. Sarah plays the good big sister role and offers to hold him but Isabelle says it‘s ok. She’s got him. That poor girl looks exhausted and fed up lately. if it’s not isla she’s carrying around then it’s little Jace.
Back outside and Creepy is all snug in his beanie while Jace doesn’t even have a hood up on his snowsuit. Isabelle is still carrying him and looks to be struggling. I’m guessing Isla is now snuggled under the bags for life. Chris says they’re off to mickeys Big Bang. Lady muck is having a jolly old time walking along baby free.
Chris woooooohooooooo’s after the show and says that was soooo good! Outside he says it was good to get out of the rain and watch it again. Sarah screeches “OMG!! Did you just say and watch it again? You slept through the whole thing.” Chris pulls his sinister brows look and says “oh shut up man!” Isla sounds like stewie Griffin when he shouted for Lois “mommy, mommy, mommy, momma, momma, momma, mom, mom!” as she says “daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy.” to try and get creepys attention. She tells Chris she’s not going on tower of terror when he responds to her.
Jace is back in the buggy and Sarah chews her thumb.
It’s too dark to see anything on tower of terror but you can hear Sarahs big gob screaming over everyone and when it’s light enough to see again she has her vlogging arm stretched out and looks into camera. More darkness and screaming.
Pool time. Jace is floating in his rubber ring. Sarah says “I wish they had these boats at home. If she’s brought her Bet Gilroys knickers bag with her then I’m guessing that the rubber ring may end up being smuggled home with them.
Giggles from Jace.
Isabelle says it’s nearly there last day and they‘re sad as she and Esme end the vlog.
Insanely boring! 🥱