Todays vlog title is Something very exciting is coming.
The vlog starts with a random shot of Chris turning on the shower and closing the door. (He’s not in there it’s just his arm from outside.)
Jace is asleep. Sarah says it’s a stressful morning with Jace and it’s taken her about 3 hours to get dressed. He‘s at the age where he knows who he’s comfortable with and Sarah swears it was prinny that has set him off this morning. She’s laughing at the fact that prinny jumped on the bed and scared him.
Jace didn’t like his porridge, fruit or yogurt at breakfast.
sarah tells Chris he’ll have to go to the office by himself.
Two hours later and Sarah is still sitting on the sofa. She plugs her galaxy backpacks. Jace is now awake.
Sarah is now in the car and says “so the day might be almost over but I need to at least get one job done.” She’s off to next to change Jaces sleepsuits for 6-9 month ones so he gets some wear out of them. (She was claiming he was size 3-6 months yesterday.)
Sarahs in next and Sarah says the sleepsuits are expensive at £18 for a 3 pack! Excuse me! Isn’t she charging that for one on her baby and me page?
she says for her that’s quite a lot. You ifam can pay a small fortune for Sarahs one though.
TKMaxx now and Sarah is buying books for Jace to send off for Santa if he’s been good. I’m guessing Chris is getting
duck all off Santa this year then.
Back at the car and it’s now dark outside. She’s going on about the books she’s bought and some delicious candles.
Sarah is shoulder shuffling to Christmas music in the car and then drives home.
Sarah says the power of love song doesn't sound Christmassy. She’s sat in the car at home.
Isla sneezes behind Sarah. They’re off inside for din dins says Sarah.
Sarah tells Isla not to tell daddy she’s bought a Christmas cd.
Small Christmas haul as Sarah shows her bits and bats.
Chris says a part for his camera has been ordered. He says it like Vicky pollard so Sarah says what am I married to? We ask that daily Sarah.
Sarahs found a camera bauble in Asda for Isabelles tree.
She‘s bought the girls metal straws for Christmas to help save the planet. She’s bought Jace a duck ball to help encourage him to crawl. Some cheap bath bits and lip balms for the girls presents and some candles for herself and books for Jace and Isla. They’re getting sent off to Santa.
She’s bought some tissue paper that has the same design as her bespoke sweatshop big blankets. She mentions she’s had to spend a fortune on tissue paper so the two small packets she’s just bought will come in handy for wrapping her botanical blankets.
Sarah says she can either take Jace or cook dinner.
Dinner isn’t shown. I’ve noticed they won’t show it since they went meat free. I’ll take a wild guess that the dinner contained meat.
Cut to Sarah lighting a big candle while some music plays. “What’s dat?” As Jace watches the candle. Sarah says the living room smells like a christmas tree. If I had a shot for every time she’s said christmas in this vlog I’d need my stomach pumping.
Still going on about the smell of the candle.
Sarahs showing the christmas clothes she bought for Jace from her insta stories yesterday. She’s on the hunt for cute handmade clothes... especially from instagram. If She hints for freebies any harder she’s going to burst a blood vessel! She says how scary it is that mothercare is closing down and how scary the world and businesses and everything can be. Apparently she “works” with a lot of small businesses on Instagram so she’s big on helping promote small businesses. Seriously does this idiot hear herself when she speaks? Sarah is trying to save places like mothercare by helping small businesses by letting them give her free stuff. What??!
I’m pretty sure that’s the first small business she’s bought something from.
Isla opens Jaces clothes parcels while Sarah YAAAYS and says “oh my goodness.”
Shot of Jace in the corner in his Jumperoo.
Sarah is off Upstairs and says she wishes she had some Christmas pyjamas to put on. “Hint, hint, Ifam and small businesses.”
Sarah says “what’s up sass?” As she passes isabelles room then says she’s been slothing in her room and that she has girl problems so she’s feeling sorry for herself before cackling away in the doorway. Chat with isabelle about school.
Sarah says the teen and me range is almost ready and she’s been speaking to a supplier about why the blankets for baby and me are taking so long to arrive. It’s because she’s quadrupled the order.
Sarahs off to sit in front of her big candle in a onesie. She says goodnight.
That was pretty much the most boring vlog to date. They film the most random boring stuff and think it’s interesting.
Seriously why can’t she just shop online like the rest of us do and her customers do? Ah but you can’t film that can you? Seriously no wonder views are failing when all in life you can do is traipse kids round shops all day long. No wonder you’ve no friends and no social life. When was the last time any of the kids did anything social outwith school? What a very sad existence to have but oh you are living your best life 
Here’s a few ideas, bowling with the kids, swimming (oh I forget you do enough of that on holiday) a soft play, mini golf, pottery making, visiting animal farms excetera excetera. That’s content not the inside of bloody Matalan or Morrison’s!
