Todays vlog is called surprising husband with Christmas decorating. Is it really a surprise anymore if they do this every year? and I bet Chris has to carry the decorations in from the garage in order for Sarah to surprise him.
The vlog starts with Jace sitting in his high chair. Sarah says good morning to the ifam and explains that they didn’t miss much during yesterdays day off. They spent it washing up clothes but Sarah says the kitchen is still full of washing! Riveting content already.
Sarah wonders how other people manage to come home from holidays and get everything washed when she had like 30 loads of washing to do. Why did they have yesterday off if she’s spending the first part of the vlog discussing washing clothes?
Esme is off to a swimming party and it’s near a park so they might take the kids there. Wow that day off has done wonders for content ideas! They’ll be eating custard creams and feeding the ducks next!
Sorry for swearing but what the fuck is the new beanie merch? Why is the top all baggy! It looks like there’s room to hide granny under that bobble! It doesn’t suit Chris! It looks worst than his wee Jimmy cap!
Sarah cackles.
Sarah’s showing off her Duty free. She’s bought the wrong alien perfume... hint, hint ifam.
Sarahs off to home bargains to buy Esmes friend a birthday present.
Chris must be desperate to get the views up. Apparently it was Chris who suggested they put up Christmas tree!
It sounds like Sarah is not up for dragging the tree out of the garage by herself because there’s talk of putting Christmas tree decorations up inside the car now.
Esme puts a vanity case in the basket when Sarah says she likes it for Isabelle for Christmas. She says you can send it to Santa if you want too. Esmes friend isn’t into toys so she’s got her a pen, pencil case, bath bombs and a notebook.
Esme has an elf mask on and he looks like Sarahs eyebrow twin! Sarah cackles and ho, ho, hos in a santa mask.
Sarah says they didn’t have much luck with car decorations so they have a piece of tinsel, some lights and Santa head boppers for the dashboard.
Sarah cackles and says she’s buzzing. They’re off home to surprise Chris. He’s pretending he’s not seen them pull up. Chris is acting like he’s pissed off when it was him who suggested they should put the tree up this morning because “we can vlog that.”
Fake surprise from Chris. It’s a bit of tinsel. Calm down creepy!
He’s pretended to walk back inside. Although I’ve not seen Jace yet so they probably forgot to bring him to the car.
Esme is off to the party and a change of plans. It’s raining so the park is off. Chris suggests going for hot chocolates instead.
Where‘s wally is putting petrol in the car while wearing the new beanie. Sarah cackles hysterically for a few minutes.
They’re at a Toby carvery across the road from Esmes party. Sarah mentions they’re all going meat free until the first of December. Mainly for health reasons because they eat too much meat. I can’t see this lasting. They’ll be back on the lasagna by tomorrow. They must think the low views will rise if they turn vegan.
Chris wonders if you can even get a meat free carvery.
Sarahs refusing to let the girls and Chris have gammon.
*off camera. I’m guessing it went like this. “Put that fucking gammon back! We want family fizz vegan views!”
We only see Islas dinner so I’m guessing the rest of them had gammon.
They all plug the giant beanies. They’re not itchy and they’re so soft apparently. They come in hot pink and navy and off white.
YEEEAAAH. Says Sarah. They’ve found a bonfire and fireworks. Cheesy music as they watch. Sarah loves bonfire night because it makes her feel really christmassy.
Sarah mentions she has a turbo hair follicle. She’s mentioned it before apparently but Chris didn’t include the footage. I think he did Sarah because you complained that isabelle had already pulled it out. They must have saved the hair so they can show it again for vlog footage!
Chris creepy cackles as Sarah pulls her hair up with the long hair.
They’re winding down with a movie. End of vlog! 🥱