Did he finish that sentence with "is the red light district"
Did he finish that sentence with "is the red light district"'One thing I love about Amsterdam...'
Chris. You aren't in Amsterdam. You aren't even anywhere near Amsterdam, you're on the other side of the country. That's like referring to London as Inverness.
There are 3 rooms:right so when they first walked into the accommodation Isla bagsied the bottom bunkbed and Esme and Isabelle were going to sleep in the twin room together again, they're very close and it's nice. But somehow iddy biddy isla ends up sleeping in the twin room with esme and poor Issy is sleeping on the bloody floor.
I know they like to sleep together but Isla was fine sleeping alone in the caravan, why do they always give into her.
Surely oldest 2 should get the proper high up beds and if Isla needs to join them then she can sleep low down on a mattress. They must be sick of her, I know I would be. Even if Issy offered, if I was Sarah I would still say 'no, you get the proper bed'.
No favourites here though, no favourites
Tbh I’m a little surprised I didn’t see him around there today.Did he finish that sentence with "is the red light district"
And also right before dinner!!! That would fill me up and become my meal if I ate that at 7.30pm! ArghhhI really don’t think Sarah is impressed by this holiday...
...and telling Esme they were going to get a naughty secret treat - Esme only wanted a milkshake but they ended up with massive chocolate muffins?!
Course she would, but it's a 'let's do what iddy biddy isla boo boo wants and sod the rest' mentality with that familySurely Issy would take her own room rather than sleeping on the floor?
Probably because Chris would find it harder to hide under a mattress on the floor without being spottedSurely Issy would take her own room rather than sleeping on the floor?
What the heck? They are weaning him with garlic bread? Say it ain't soAt what point did Mascarpone become an English word? Does someone want to tell the Spanish and the Italians?
OH WTF? He has no teeth! He can’t chew garlic bread! You absolute idiots. Just when I was beginning to think Chris is the better parent by noticing the weaning cues and saying the car seat needed to be rear facing but no, they are both absolute idiots.
How the actual hell they have managed to get the other 3 to the age they have I will never know.
Chris' youtube career in photos
But where would Chris sleepThere are 3 rooms:
Bunk bed room
2 single beds room
Double bed room
Surely Issy would take her own room rather than sleeping on the floor?
Chris is a fucking helmet.But you carry on Creepy. You don't really deserve to be protected by a helmet).
Chris will be in one of the single roomsThere are 3 rooms:
Bunk bed room
2 single beds room
Double bed room
Surely Issy would take her own room rather than sleeping on the floor?
Whaaaatttt? And muck up his hair?! Nobody wants "helmet hair" when they've spent ages getting just the right kind of barcode. Get a few strands out of place and you just don't know what you might inadvertently end up scanning as!so dangerous to not wear a helmet... But you carry on Creepy.
ledaphi were you hiding in the bushes with a strategically placed long stick? Or did you rig up a trip wire in true Home Alone style? Not sure what your plans are for tomorrow but just in case you see him, please can you take with you some marbles, some rope and a bucket of water?!“This is exactly why you shouldn’t take anything for granted”
Really? all you did was fall on your fucking rollerblades, Chris.
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