An Ode to The Minghams and Viva Sunrise Hotel (sing to the tune of "Viva Forever" by the Spice Girls)
Do you still remember how things used to be?
The Inghams together, believing whatever
Captain Creepy said to Lazy.
Both of them were dreamers,
Then headliners in "The Sun".
(Alleged) seedy behaviour, band-aid baby he gave her,
But hell no situation.
Hasta mañana, brainwashed ifam.
Viva Sunrise, we won't stop "hating",
He might vlog his skating, in your hotel lift.
Live forever, like the greasy beanie,
You should've been a meany and not given a gift.
Agriculture vultures? They make me cringe with every word,
"Woohoooo"s down the lobby, the Missus all gobby,
(Can't take the Seacroft outta the bird).
Giant gimbal in his fingers, filming never stops,
Edits while they sleep, every memory to keep,
But the stats and figures drop.
Hasta mañana, Jobcentre Plus.
Viva Sunrise, with 3 star rating,
Where overgrown (one-trick) skating Emos go.
Live forever, like the stinky beanie,
Ever-ginger, like we don't know.
5 Star hols all paid for, was it just a dream?
Secrets unfold, the cars are all old,
And the crap is hitting the fan.
Hasta mañana, chavvies on tour.
Viva Sunrise, we'll be watching,
For the gruesome twosome's ugly demise.
Karma's coming, you crazy fooo-oooo,
For your very lot of lies.
Viva Sunrise, we'll be waiting,
Everlasting, like her crusty lip.
Where's the "Sorry"? Closure is overdue.
Ever-cocky....The Minghams make me gip.