I’ve got a legal challenge for the high court counsel of the esteemed Duchess of Matalan. It goes like this:
Instead of sitting on your large greedy arse blowing up the socials with empty threats about trolls, hardly possible prosecutions and a very lot of other uneducated bullshit, why don’t you try proving your oh so mighty self appointed legal position of he didn’t do it and start proceedings against Jess and The Sun for libel.
That way instead of ploughing your way through the all you can eat gifted buffet while smashing out gobshite on your phone with the other greasy finger, you could actually stop making yourself look like an uneducated fool confirming you are being deceived by a narcissistic pig and prove the whole world he’s innocent and recoup some losses as a result.
But you can’t, can you because if you were really serious about protecting your reputation and his, you would have got your third rate legal team to immediately seek an injunction and redaction.
Because the truth is Sarah, you know he did it and you know she can prove it. And you are just as complicit in what he has done by doing nothing to stop him.
Try it, if you really are so certain you’re right. Stem the damage right at the source instead of acting the fool and denying it. At least that way you’d walk out of it with a tiny shred of dignity and respect, which is a whole lot more than the nothing you’ve got right now.
If you don’t, there’s going to come a time in the very near future when that poor child is going to lawyer up and wipe the court room floor with you as co-accused and your going to end up with a damages bill so large your great grand children will still be paying it off.
Because when she does, she’s gonna kick your arse so hard, flights to warm destinations and puppies for views will be the stuff of your dreams and not your reality.
Because she’s going to win and your going to lose everything. And you deserve it. It might have just as well as been you texting those girls Sarah Ingham because you are just as guilty of grooming as he is because doing nothing about it, to do nothing to protect children from predators makes you a predator by default.