Not your pushchair? Only in it for the photo? Why the duck is it in your room then? Surely if it was just one photo they would have returned it to reception. They produce more bullshit than a cow.
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What does she see in him he is grotesque and a pervert. She can do so much better he is the one punching yet he's the one trying to duck 16 year old girls. Baffling
And the spelling mistakes...…eg "shewing some of these people away"!On Chris’ latest Instagram pic. Why does he always pose like he’s some 12 year old lad who’s trying to act hard in front of his mates? He looks like he should be stood outside the shops with a bottle of white lightning and sharing a cigarette butt he’s found in his mums ashtray.
I knew they’d slip up and we’d see the famous stroller again. They can’t keep up with their own BS.
Can I suggest this as an idea to prevent the comb forward accidentally flapping up in the pool.
Just join them up with your eyebrows, job's a good 'un.
As an aside, when I was scrolling through the pics I thought this was Nikki L for a moment.
Just join them up with your eyebrows, job's a good 'un.
As an aside, when I was scrolling through the pics I thought this was Nikki L for a moment.
I don't think it is their pushchair, when they came into the room for the first time the pushchair was there for them and they where surprised as well as a lot of other baby supplies, I think the hotel thought the baby was older than he is.
I know it's not Esme's fault but omg her voice is like nails on a chalk board when she screams, my parents would tell me off immediately if I screeched like that in public, I could not get through the vlog, it genuinely hurt my ears.
Very fitting for that dirty creep
1. Are they not goggles that go with snorkels?
2. Chris probably said 'love on the beach' after his favourite hit song 'let's talk about love, like you and me all night...' etc.
3. Why can't Sarah go in the pool for once?
Not gonna lie though, so shocked that Chris doesn't have a shirt on - he always has one on when they're in the hot tub or anything like that.
2. Chris probably said 'love on the beach' after his favourite hit song 'let's talk about love, like you and me all night...' etc.
3. Why can't Sarah go in the pool for once?
Not gonna lie though, so shocked that Chris doesn't have a shirt on - he always has one on when they're in the hot tub or anything like that.
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You’re barking up the wrong tree!!
He edits the vlog, they choose what to include and what is not appropriate for children who watch, they include many things about crusty nipples that are not appropriate it has never stopped them before.
1. Yes it’s a snorkel mask.
3. She will melt, because she is made of sugar!
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The song later literally says "I don't love you anyway" oh dear.
I know they are only kids and having fun but if I arrived at the hotel and the Inghams were screeching every five minutes then I would be demanding a refund. I have never known such a loud family. People are trying to relax and enjoy their holiday.
'the drinks are just so good in this hotel' Isn't it all inclusive so they are free. Trying to get all the freebies.
I swear Sarah is just getting ideas off here to have a dig at Chris.
'the drinks are just so good in this hotel' Isn't it all inclusive so they are free. Trying to get all the freebies.
I swear Sarah is just getting ideas off here to have a dig at Chris.
Cheers was just about to order dinner. Chris with his top off is a good diet.
Guys we need to be ready to watch tomorrows vlog - it's the MASSIVE IFAM meet up on the pier today isn't it? We need to check for bruises on Chris' face, see if he got smacked.
He literally eats a packet or two of biscuits as his evening snack, not one, not two, doesn't even binge on 3 or 4 but the entire packet. He really does have impulse control, it looks like he was the one who gave birth 8 weeks ago.
He swapped the jeans for stretch pants a few months ago. Looks like the stress is getting to him
He has a worse diet than Sarah, I don't think he eats any fruit or veg.
I know us Tattlers dont condone freebies LoRoCo but oohhhhhhhhh bring on a free Waxing
He would squeal so much it would bring back some memories of the pig farm holiday less Majorca more Maporka
They’re down the beach today anyway with
if it wasn’t them using it however then you would have thought they would have returned it back to reception so some other family that can use it could use it.. but no there has been no signs of them having their own stroller so assuming that they are using that one. Which I don’t know why you would risk it? Like yes it’s great the hotel provide them but if they weren’t to know that, where is their stroller? Why with all the travelling etc they do would they not think to buy a travel stroller, you can get them for £100-150 realistically. There is no head support for the baby whether it can decline fully or not.
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