That looks like a load of crap you would grab from TK Maxx for someones birthday you had forgotten ! As usual nothing that would have been in Esme's list , just shite to bulk up Sarahs piles of presents !Well, those birthday presents look underwhelming
Talking to the couple about their religion, next they'll be telling us they're following it!
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WRAPPING ALL OF ESMĂS BIRTHDAY PRESENTS!
Aurora is in the pram and ready for her morning nap. Lazy tells Jace not to sit on his turtle inflatable on the floor as a tiny stone might pop it. Isla is staying home to finish school work. The girls will join them soon.
This morning is being spent at the pool. Creepstopher is distributing a manâs morning by talking to him. The pram handle is hot. Jace screeches as he spots the girls. Esmememe moans about the heat. Today feels different. Itâs usually 3° higher than it says on the map as theyâre in the desert. Lazy says she likes to do a sun cream top up before Jace and Mila get in the water.
Jace and Mila have swapped sun hats. Creepstopher is still chatting to the man.
Lazy is out of the pool for a chill with Aurora. Jace wants to take his hat off to go under water. Creepstopher âyou beautiful beautiful little mansâ. Esmememe is fuming as she got pushed in. Lazyâs new Stanley fake is top notch with no air getting in the stout. The water is ice cold.
Lazy is in the car. They met a lovely Scottish couple who moved to Dubai for a better way of life. She is talking to the camera whilst driving and not focusing on the road. She and the girls were talking to the mum about the Islamic religion. Cats all have homes but they want to come to your house for extra food. Lazy is interested in learning everything about Islam. Today she learnt about Eid and Ramadan. Moaning about the humungous sun. Youâve never seen a brighter ball in the sky than the mega Dubai sunsets. The pool is cool and perfect. Lazy is off to the community centre to collect a few bits for Esmememeâs birthday. "The princess herself" requested peach ice tea. More moaning about the sun. Esmememe wants pancakes for breakfast, but she isnât getting them as they're going on a surprise day out tomorrow. They need to leave early. Lazy is picking something quick up for breakfast - fruit and brioche.
Brands For Less. Itâs like TKMAXX. Lazy chucks some notebooks on the floor. She picks them up and fingers all of the notebooks. Someone bought the light pink converse cap Esmememe wanted.
A fuming Lazy is home. Sheâs got cheese for dinner. She bought almond croissants, brioche rolls and a bag of apples. She forgot the powder juice.
Dinner is finished. Lazy thought sheâd come and wrap Esmememeâs presents and give us a sneak peek. She bought herself and Esmememe matching coffee glasses. Coffee jar dispensers for the syrups, Wildfire book as Esmememe has finished her other book, Amazon body mists, makeup sponges, Lululemon flask, Free makeup from Kiko including a Bridgerton lip gloss. Thatâs all Lazy is showing. Creepstopher does a girly âoooohâ.
Lazy remembers going into labour. Her waters broke before she went into labour, which is uncommon. Creepstopher came home from work at the hospital or airport (they can't agree which) and crawled into bed, waking Lazy up. She told him she was in labour and thought sheâd wet herself. She canât believe it was 15 years ago.
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Aurora is in the pram and ready for her morning nap. Lazy tells Jace not to sit on his turtle inflatable on the floor as a tiny stone might pop it. Isla is staying home to finish school work. The girls will join them soon.
This morning is being spent at the pool. Creepstopher is distributing a manâs morning by talking to him. The pram handle is hot. Jace screeches as he spots the girls. Esmememe moans about the heat. Today feels different. Itâs usually 3° higher than it says on the map as theyâre in the desert. Lazy says she likes to do a sun cream top up before Jace and Mila get in the water.
Jace and Mila have swapped sun hats. Creepstopher is still chatting to the man.
Lazy is out of the pool for a chill with Aurora. Jace wants to take his hat off to go under water. Creepstopher âyou beautiful beautiful little mansâ. Esmememe is fuming as she got pushed in. Lazyâs new Stanley fake is top notch with no air getting in the stout. The water is ice cold.
Lazy is in the car. They met a lovely Scottish couple who moved to Dubai for a better way of life. She is talking to the camera whilst driving and not focusing on the road. She and the girls were talking to the mum about the Islamic religion. Cats all have homes but they want to come to your house for extra food. Lazy is interested in learning everything about Islam. Today she learnt about Eid and Ramadan. Moaning about the humungous sun. Youâve never seen a brighter ball in the sky than the mega Dubai sunsets. The pool is cool and perfect. Lazy is off to the community centre to collect a few bits for Esmememeâs birthday. "The princess herself" requested peach ice tea. More moaning about the sun. Esmememe wants pancakes for breakfast, but she isnât getting them as they're going on a surprise day out tomorrow. They need to leave early. Lazy is picking something quick up for breakfast - fruit and brioche.
Brands For Less. Itâs like TKMAXX. Lazy chucks some notebooks on the floor. She picks them up and fingers all of the notebooks. Someone bought the light pink converse cap Esmememe wanted.
A fuming Lazy is home. Sheâs got cheese for dinner. She bought almond croissants, brioche rolls and a bag of apples. She forgot the powder juice.
Dinner is finished. Lazy thought sheâd come and wrap Esmememeâs presents and give us a sneak peek. She bought herself and Esmememe matching coffee glasses. Coffee jar dispensers for the syrups, Wildfire book as Esmememe has finished her other book, Amazon body mists, makeup sponges, Lululemon flask, Free makeup from Kiko including a Bridgerton lip gloss. Thatâs all Lazy is showing. Creepstopher does a girly âoooohâ.
Lazy remembers going into labour. Her waters broke before she went into labour, which is uncommon. Creepstopher came home from work at the hospital or airport (they can't agree which) and crawled into bed, waking Lazy up. She told him she was in labour and thought sheâd wet herself. She canât believe it was 15 years ago.
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I saw a comment on the other vlog that the book she's bought is the second in the series and it's very much for over 18sWell, those birthday presents look underwhelming
Talking to the couple about their religion, next they'll be telling us they're following it!
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Hey, EsmĂŠ, I have the same colouring as you (and Mila), strong ginger hair, pale translucent skin and blue eyes. Itâs pointless sitting in the sun, reading in the pool or sunbathing like you were in Saturdays vlog, you wonât tan. No matter how hard you try. Ever. The best youâll get is youâll go red and then 48 hours later it will have faded. Iâve spent over 40 years trying!
Also, Saz, itâs the business mogul, father of your brood and love of your lifeâs 40th birthday in 20 days. What ya got planned? Iâm hoping itâs something pow wow epic off the grid, like family coming out to Doobuy to stay, a party at the Burj with them and your new friends Raj and Suzie, Izzy could bring her pals, or are you just gonna go Ikea and Raising Canes?
Also, Saz, itâs the business mogul, father of your brood and love of your lifeâs 40th birthday in 20 days. What ya got planned? Iâm hoping itâs something pow wow epic off the grid, like family coming out to Doobuy to stay, a party at the Burj with them and your new friends Raj and Suzie, Izzy could bring her pals, or are you just gonna go Ikea and Raising Canes?
Well thereâs the âmainâ present given away - looks like an IPad 
So much more spent on her again. Didnât Isla want an IPad for her birthday a year or two ago but never got one? They only got MacBooks last year, new iPhones too. Why the need for an iPad as well that she probably didnât ask for as she implied the Lulu Lemon jacket was they main gift she was expecting.
Pathetic making a TikTok to explain she wasnât allowed to share her birthday haul until the main YT vlog went up and going on about how badly she wanted to use her new products - donât film a GRWM then
Or better still, just post when you like. Other YT families donât have the same secrecy over a bloody birthday haul like these do. Kaci from DVG has shared hers to her channel only in the past. Get with the times Inghamâs. Even your fans donât think itâs all that big of a deal anymore!
So much more spent on her again. Didnât Isla want an IPad for her birthday a year or two ago but never got one? They only got MacBooks last year, new iPhones too. Why the need for an iPad as well that she probably didnât ask for as she implied the Lulu Lemon jacket was they main gift she was expecting.Pathetic making a TikTok to explain she wasnât allowed to share her birthday haul until the main YT vlog went up and going on about how badly she wanted to use her new products - donât film a GRWM then
Or better still, just post when you like. Other YT families donât have the same secrecy over a bloody birthday haul like these do. Kaci from DVG has shared hers to her channel only in the past. Get with the times Inghamâs. Even your fans donât think itâs all that big of a deal anymore!
didnât they Say they had to âgo sort Chrisâs phone outâ probably got The iPad free with a new contract.Well thereâs the âmainâ present given away - looks like an IPad
Pathetic making a TikTok to explain she wasnât allowed to share her birthday haul until the main YT vlog went up and going on about how badly she wanted to use her new products - donât film a GRWM then
Is tomorrow even going to be the present vlog? Sarah keeps going on about how early they're got to get up and leave. Not even got time to have pancakes for breakfast so when she's going to have time to open her coffee syrup and drinking glass 'smaller quantity of quality items'? Be funny if they upload the usual flashback tomorrow and the birthday treat Tues, and make the IFAM wait until Weds for the presents.
Esme said she can't upload her birthday tiktok till tuesday
What a life to live eh?
Remember when we thought their pylon palace footage and motorhome trips were tedious ! bloody hell they are a roller coaster of banging fun 
compared to doooobai life 
compared to doooobai life 
We were front pit one person in front at barrier. Dave made a tongue in cheek comment about Taylor swift and now the swifties are going for it on my daughters tiktokHope you had an amazing time! I saw Shane came out and drummed for My Hero! I knew he was in the UK when they done Glasgow but didn't think he would perform with them here, Violet (and Harper) were on the stage tho, and sung with Dave which was lovely. Were you standing on seated? I had seated tickets directly facing the stage about five rows from the front (ambulatory) but hate sitting at gigs (and it worsens my condition) so they let us stand at the back of the barrier at the pitch. I'd rather have been in the pit but those days are long gone lol Went to see Liam Gallagher on Thursday and now the OH has COVID. Bloody brillianton the train on the way home someone left a poster and he goes "I'll stick it up in the shed", I told him they can cost a few bob so looked it up and it's selling for seventy odd quid on eBay. It's going on my gallery wall next to my Foo's and Nirvana artwork lol trying to manifest myself to Cardiff tomorrow but its not happening, I'm still in Glasgow
I've not kept up with the Minghams all week so I've a lot to catch up on, have I missed anything interesting? Has Creepy taken off his toupee yet?
amazing night, had Shane and violet
Remember when Chris said van life was amazing because staying at home and just going shopping everyday was boring and you only have one life you should live it !! OLLI ! Or whatever shite he was on aboutRemember when we thought their pylon palace footage and motorhome trips were tedious ! bloody hell they are a roller coaster of banging fun
Well you are spending a very lot much of bank to stay at home and go shopping every bloody day now !!
Remember when they said they didnât need the money from vlogs anymore?
The poor baby just wanted to go for a nap but is dragged outside in that utterly horrendous heat to the pool. The flogs are shockingly bad, in the house, shopping malls, chips and Ikea, exhausted looking kids, especially the younger ones. Creepy has reached the pinnacle of his young hollywood Temu Tate era, vile, greasy perve. 
She may have a clip in
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She will have fat Saz shouting âesmeeee your ruining ma vloggggggâEsme realising she shouldn't post early on tiktok as it ruins the vlogs
Sarah was complaining about the pushchair handle and how hot it is if you move your hand along the handle, describing it to be like touching a hot oven tray. With that in mind, why on earth has she thought it was a good idea to take that poor baby out in those temperatures? One move of her leg and sheâd be feeling the same thing against the pushchair fabric or frameThe poor baby just wanted to go for a nap but is dragged outside in that utterly horrendous heat to the pool. The flogs are shockingly bad, in the house, shopping malls, chips and Ikea, exhausted looking kids, especially the younger ones. Creepy has reached the pinnacle of his young hollywood Temu Tate era, vile, greasy perve.
Itâs no wonder she was out of sorts when they were on the sun loungers. To then see her guzzling that water down too, she couldnât drink it fast enough 
Do they not realise that there is rarely anyone else out at that time of day when they vlog? The only other people are probably expats who are new to Dubai as well but I bet they quickly learn. I expect thatâs what that was all about when they first arrived, Chris getting permission from the other people at the pool to give them heads up they would be vlogging!
My late grandad he had skin cancer back then the treatment isn't like it is today where they take a biopsy for testing. His ended up in his brain too killing him. My late mum she had skin cancer in her arm which was treated. I had a dark freckle on the lower jawline to the right hand side of my face I kept an eye on it and it developed a lump in the middle got referred to dermatology due to family history they took a biopsy which came back as the early start of Melanoma they took another biopsy that came back clear. I've never used a sunbed either. Those kids need suncream applied many times throughout the day and it does recommend you not to be in the sun between 11-3. Mila already has damage to her skin from the arctic trips and now will have more
It's a site where people can chat (both text and voice chat), create public or private servers for people to chat in, similar to what is done here on Tattle, in fact I'm in a few family vlogger Discord servers where Tattle is mentioned as another site to chat/discuss or snark about the family vloggers lol. It was created initially for gamers but now there servers for all kinds of topics. If Chris has a Discord, it's probably private, invitation only where he might be promoting his MLM or worse, he's messaging teenagers on it, I really hope not.
I was looking at the Kaci girl that keeps being mentioned here who is a similar age to Isabelle and wow, what a world of difference. I don't particularly like the braggy Instagram influencer vibe but she's stylish, sophisticated for a girl that age, lots of friends and traveling to pretty places, not weird parking lot and dusty decrepit van type of travel either. With how chronically online Isabelle is, you'd think she'd wonder why her "rich" parents aren't giving her the same glam lifestyle and opportunity. Proof that she is brainwashed and in a cult mindset, she doesn't question it at all.
He is a rare combination of an early middle-aged, camp, greasy groomer.Well I had a wonderful time at Taylor Swift last night and I am going again on 17th August- same night as them
Chris is going to stick out like a sore thumb. The audience was 90% women. Of the remaining 10% that were men, they were either very camp or a typical middle aged swiftie dad. Did not see any try hards with awful hair and beanies. Sarah would probably enjoy it more and it would be a great female bonding experience.
God I hope they arenât near me when I go- that would seriously ruin my night!!!
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