The Lost Profits (works on two levels, which is two more levels than Creepy or Lazy have ever worked)Pylon Palace and Motorway Manor were good but I suggest we put the same amount of effort into naming this gaff as they have into this move and just call it the Dubai Dump.
eminem has a similarly suspicious (slim) shade of black as ol’ creeps which is possibly where any inspo could begin and end.Cringey or what? He started following Eminem on Insta recently, so this must be his new crushI was secretly hoping that he was going to copy Marie Fredriksson's hairstyle, like Dave has.
Glad you like itHow about we go down the pub route. I’m thinking the Coach and KorsYou know after their chav handbags
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The Inghams give me more cult documentary vibes
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Oh no, everytime I hear Angel Eyes by Wet Wet Wet now I’ll be singing “and with those anus eyes, woh woh”
Right?! The musician I have been in love with since I was a teenager is bald, and I can think of nobody more beautiful than he is.I hope he does shave it. Heaps of balding men look fabulous shaved, really manly and dashing. Chris is absolutely not one of them.
If we are going for pub names how about the Nonce and Clown ?How about we go down the pub route. I’m thinking the Coach and KorsYou know after their chav handbags
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The Inghams give me more cult documentary vibes
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Oh no, everytime I hear Angel Eyes by Wet Wet Wet now I’ll be singing “and with those anus eyes, woh woh”
Sounds like Ingham clown collegeIf we are going for pub names how about the Nonce and Clown ?
Naaah.They should call their new house Moby Dick, because it features a whale and also describes Chris!! (Too harsh?!)
Why did I feel the french here?Damac Duplex
I'm in a one bedroom eastern suburbs flat in Melbourne & my bathroom is both larger & better set out than that one ffs. As for the rest of it. It's screaming shoddy outer suburban nightmare belt to me. Low quality biscuit cutter kit homes.Well this is 5 bedrooms, under offer AND looks like it has a dining table
That's it, I'm not looking anymore. Whatever they get will be underwhelming no doubt.
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For a residential visaGenuine question, if they've only been in DooBuy less than two weeks what are all these "meetings& appointments" they claim to be attending?
I make fun and laugh at her weight for two reasons. She is the reason two of her children have potential eating disorders and secondly because she photoshops herself into oblivion. She pretends she's something she's not, lies and it certainly isn't a fine example for many of her more vulnerable followers.Look at our lovely dickhead teasing Sarah about not having a size 6 body. It reminded me of when he added the word 'tsunami' when she jumped into a pool a couple of years ago. And yet he looks like that... Can't believe she still sleeps with him. Or is still married to him. Or has anything to do with him.
Excellent recapCongratulations @Malcolm Conkers
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- The Dulies continue. This week Chris tried to convince the ifam he was buying a multi million *unspecified currency* penthouse on a building site in the marina. We also learnt that beaches are "all together in a line". Sarah admitted they don't leave the house until 4pm and wondered how yorkshire puddings got to Dubai.
- The trip to Dubai has not changed a thing for poor Isla, who continues to be the least favourite child and ignored by her mother. She is the one who has suffered the most with this move. Isla will be hated until she is of age to be pimped out like her sisters in 12-18 months.
- The Inghams' best friend, Mumma1DonDonz, has been exposed as a liar on another channel.
- Chris has ramped up his pimping out of Esme now she is of age where she is attractive to ponces like himself. She will be turning 15 in just under a month.
- The Inghams' 'best friend' gave them the middle finger. Classy.
- Chris, who claims to earn £10k a day, nearly burst into tears when Sarah added £10 worth of treats to the total of £160 grocery bill.
- Isabelle doesn't know what Brussels Sprouts are.
- Sarah would not under any circumstances move to Florida. She does not eat sugar either remember.
- Chris and Sarah caught the 'stomach' bug but he claims he didn't actually throw up. We all know he was hung over the toilet bowl heaving like a girl and crying for mummy.
Hi SteveI hope you and Granny Groomer are enjoying your boring life in crime ridden, money grabbing, filthy, grotty England.
Credit to @Cheezychips. There's lots more - go check out the previous thread and sort by 'most liked'!
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